Friday, December 28, 2012

Introvert Care and Extrovert Care


When I cry How I actually Look


Important Blackberry etiquette


1- Don't Change Your Nickname/Status Like 500 Times A Day ! Its Not Cool Anymore ! It Would Just Let Everyone Know How Lifeless You Are...

2- No One Is "Happy" , 3 Hours Later ''Mad'' , 1 Hour Later "Bored'' , Then ''Sad'' Or "Angry" , Etc.. Go To A Shrink Or Search For Some Professional Help :) Do Not Declare It Publicly...

3- For Gods Sake People, Blackberry Hackers And Viruses Don't Exist.. The Blackberry And I-Phone Are Virus Free Technologies...

4- No Dead Woman Will Sleep With You Or Bad Luck Will Haunt You If You Don't Re Send This Chain...

5- Stop Broadcasting The Match  Scores ! We Own A TV :) Thank You :)

6- There Is No Phone Company In The World That Is going To Give A Poor Family Some Money Every time You Broadcast "This" Message...

7- New BBM Icons Do Not Get Activated By Broadcasting Messages.. Infact, Nothing Can Ever Be Activated Or Deactivated By Broadcasting A Message...

8- BBM Providers Are NOT Going To "Delete" Or "Remove" You If You Don't Broadcast A Stupid Message...

9- THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE !!!
God Won't Love You Just Cause You Sent A Religious Broadcast ! God Loves Us Equally Whether You Send The Broadcast Or Not! ....whether u have a BB  or not :)

Thanks ...

Made elementary school projects with wordart


Wednesday, December 19, 2012

13 Best moments of life:

-To fall in love.
-To clear your last exam.
-To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
-To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
-To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..
-To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..
-To touch the fingers of newly born child..
-Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening..
-Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..
-Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favorite songs..
-Riding the bike on a highway while its raining
-Speaking to the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror.
Hah....Feels just Awesome..:)
-And the last one is 'rite now'.. while reading this message there was constant smile on your face..which was one of the best moments i believe..!
Keep smiling .....:)

Taylor Swift falls in Love like a Big Deal


Animals to do List


Be amazaing and Go back to bed


Who's got the time for Studying


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Owner is busy with my GirlFriend

Man in bar: 1 large VODKA please.
Barman: $1, Sir
Man: What? Only 1? Can I have some kebabs please ?
Barman: Here Sir, $1
Man: Wow, that's real cheap, Can I meet the owner?
Barman: no sir, he is busy with my Girlfriend.
Man: what is he doing with your Girlfriend?
Barman: the same that I am doing to his business here..!:)

I left a million Dollar under the says Granny's last line


How Joker got face scars


Photo with Flash


Early Morning Conversation


7 Facts about Women


1. Most important thing for women is FINANCIAL SECURITY  :/

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes :O


3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear :'(


4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully ;)


 5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied 


6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them <3


7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don't believe them!

Splitting a Lego


Worried about my Trip to the Grand Canyon


Timon and Pumba Favorite Disney Singers


Stop waiting for Prince Charming


Monday, December 17, 2012

A Funny Guy Fairytale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ?
Will you marry me?? 

The Princess said ?NO!??

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up?The End

Valid Point Ice Cream


Until I go to Bed Again


Trex If you're happy and you know it


I hid the body Now what


We hate the same stuff Love


Sunday, December 16, 2012

Look at the guy Circled in Red


Don't move! You're a statue!

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shaves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

Look what Obama's done to the Economy


Really Hard Questions


Choo Choo I'm a train


Compliment a girl on her mustache


Classical Singing Wife

Wife:-
Whenever I sing classical why do you stand in balcony?


Husband:-
 To ensure that our neighbors don't think, I'm not doing it forcibly..

Great Hair Great Responisbility


To the Window or Wall


Enjoying the music when put on hold


Men are not allowed to take Messages


Unrealistic expectations of Productivity


Friday, December 14, 2012

That one Friend Tumbles


Can't function with empty Glasses

Today I finally realized

that I have reached the age where I cannot function properly without glasses...

Especially, when they are empty.

Arrange Clothes Yawn


Don't Trust Joggers


Rock Paper Scissors fighting for Centuries


Hide Grandpa you Passed away

GRANDPA TO GRANDCHILD: Go hide, your teacher is here, as you have bunked school today!

GRANDCHILD: YOU go and hide. I told them 'YOU' PASSED AWAY.

I'll keep the dog under control


Final Exam Cheating December 2012


Calculates lowest possible final Grade 2012