AN expert was once a Beginner

Correct punctuation can Save a Person's Life

Different types of Pizza Cut

Introvert Care and Extrovert Care

When I cry How I actually Look

Important Blackberry etiquette

1- Don't Change Your Nickname/Status Like 500 Times A Day ! Its Not Cool Anymore ! It Would Just Let Everyone Know How Lifeless You Are...

2- No One Is "Happy" , 3 Hours Later ''Mad'' , 1 Hour Later "Bored'' , Then ''Sad'' Or "Angry" , Etc.. Go To A Shrink Or Search For Some Professional Help :) Do Not Declare It Publicly...

3- For Gods Sake People, Blackberry Hackers And Viruses Don't Exist.. The Blackberry And I-Phone Are Virus Free Technologies...

4- No Dead Woman Will Sleep With You Or Bad Luck Will Haunt You If You Don't Re Send This Chain...

5- Stop Broadcasting The Match  Scores ! We Own A TV :) Thank You :)

6- There Is No Phone Company In The World That Is going To Give A Poor Family Some Money Every time You Broadcast "This" Message...

7- New BBM Icons Do Not Get Activated By Broadcasting Messages.. Infact, Nothing Can Ever Be Activated Or Deactivated By Broadcasting A Message...

8- BBM Providers Are NOT Going To "Delete" Or "Remove" You If You Don't Broadcast A Stupid Message...

9- THE MOST IMPORTANT ONE !!!

God Won't Love You Just Cause You Sent A Religious Broadcast ! God Loves Us Equally Whether You Send The Broadcast Or Not! ....whether u have a BB  or not :)

Thanks ...

Made elementary school projects with wordart

Upper Body Everyday

For the Ipod, Ipad that IPaid

Gravity suddenly gets stronger

Sing you the song of my People

13 Best moments of life:

-To fall in love.
-To clear your last exam.
-To wake up and realize its still possible to sleep.
-To get a phone call saying class is cancelled.
-To feel butterflies every time you see THAT PERSON..
-To see an old friend again and to feel that things have not Changed..
-To touch the fingers of newly born child..
-Speaking to an old friend on Sunday evening..
-Waiting for a call or message from your loved one when you are alone..
-Walking alone on a silent road at night and listening to your favorite songs..
-Riding the bike on a highway while its raining
-Speaking to the special one on phone while standing in front of the mirror.
Hah....Feels just Awesome..:)
-And the last one is 'rite now'.. while reading this message there was constant smile on your face..which was one of the best moments i believe..!
Keep smiling .....:)

Taylor Swift falls in Love like a Big Deal

Animals to do List

Be amazaing and Go back to bed

Who's got the time for Studying

Owner is busy with my GirlFriend

Man in bar: 1 large VODKA please.
Barman: $1, Sir
Man: What? Only 1? Can I have some kebabs please ?
Barman: Here Sir, $1
Man: Wow, that's real cheap, Can I meet the owner?
Barman: no sir, he is busy with my Girlfriend.
Man: what is he doing with your Girlfriend?
Barman: the same that I am doing to his business here..!:)

I left a million Dollar under the says Granny's last line

How Joker got face scars

Photo with Flash

Early Morning Conversation

7 Facts about Women

1. Most important thing for women is FINANCIAL SECURITY  :/

2. Although this is important, they still go out & buy expensive clothes :O

3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have anything to wear :'(

4. Although they never have anything to wear, they always dress beautifully ;)

 5. Although they always dress beautifully, they are never satisfied 

6. Although they are never satisfied, they still expect men to compliment them <3

7. Although they expect men to compliment them, when they do, they don't believe them!

Splitting a Lego

Worried about my Trip to the Grand Canyon

Timon and Pumba Favorite Disney Singers

Stop waiting for Prince Charming

A Funny Guy Fairytale

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess... ?
Will you marry me?? 

The Princess said ?NO!??

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and dated women half his age and drank beer and scotch and had tons of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up?The End

Valid Point Ice Cream

Until I go to Bed Again

Trex If you're happy and you know it

I hid the body Now what

We hate the same stuff Love

Look at the guy Circled in Red

Don't move! You're a statue!

A woman and her lover are in bed together when hubbie comes home. The woman jumps up, shaves the guy in a corner of the bedroom, rubs him down in baby oil and covers him in talcum powder.

'Don't move! You're a statue!'

The husband comes up to the bedroom and inquires about the new decoration. The wife explains that the Smith family next door acquired a statue for their bedroom recently, and if they could get one, so could she.

The married couple go to bed, but at midnight the husband goes downstairs, gets a glass of milk and some cookies, and comes back upstairs. He hands the snack to the statue and says, "Here. I stood around for 3 days at the Smiths', and they never fed me a thing!"

Look what Obama's done to the Economy

Really Hard Questions

Choo Choo I'm a train

Compliment a girl on her mustache

Classical Singing Wife

Wife:-
Whenever I sing classical why do you stand in balcony?

Husband:-
 To ensure that our neighbors don't think, I'm not doing it forcibly..

Great Hair Great Responisbility

To the Window or Wall

Enjoying the music when put on hold

Men are not allowed to take Messages

Unrealistic expectations of Productivity

Can you Imagine what a weekend I had

$1 Million ring can do wonders for you!!

A Boy with a hot Girl entered in a jewellery shop & chose a ring worth $1 Million for her..
Gave a check & said he will collect ring on Monday after the check is cleared..
On Monday jeweler called boy: "There's no money in your account.."
Boy: "I know...... But can u imagine what a weekend I had..!!"

Clap when you're impressed

Anger turns into Tears

It's Before not B4

That one Friend Tumbles

Can't function with empty Glasses

Today I finally realized

that I have reached the age where I cannot function properly without glasses...

Especially, when they are empty.

Arrange Clothes Yawn

Don't Trust Joggers

Rock Paper Scissors fighting for Centuries

Hide Grandpa you Passed away

GRANDPA TO GRANDCHILD: Go hide, your teacher is here, as you have bunked school today!

GRANDCHILD: YOU go and hide. I told them 'YOU' PASSED AWAY.

I'll keep the dog under control

Final Exam Cheating December 2012

Calculates lowest possible final Grade 2012