Friday, November 30, 2012
Thursday, November 29, 2012
Funny IT guys Conversation
Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work..
The 1st IT guy, "Yesterday, I met a beautiful girl..."
"What did u do" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had two drinks"
... ...
"You are kidding man" says the second IT guy....
"I then lifted her & put her on my desk next to my new laptop"
"Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration"
"Its a Dual Core 128 bit, 8 GB RAM, 2TB HARD-DISK.." hahaha
Idiot between Y and I
There is an Idiot between Y and I on your keyboard..
Check it out and Let me know
Check it out and Let me know
Wednesday, November 28, 2012
Sunday, November 25, 2012
You have to be Genius to Understand Simplicity
Everything in this world is pretty simple.
The only problem here is.
You have to be Genius to understand Simplicity!!
The only problem here is.
You have to be Genius to understand Simplicity!!
Count the stars thats how much I love you
Wife: How much you love me?
Husband: Well, Look at the sky and count the stars that's how much I love you!
Wife: But its Morning!
Husband: Exactly!
Husband: Well, Look at the sky and count the stars that's how much I love you!
Wife: But its Morning!
Husband: Exactly!
Thursday, November 22, 2012
Monday, November 19, 2012
Flipkart matrimonial Site
If Flipkart Starts matrimonial Services, They will become the no1 Matrimonial Site, Because they have a 30 day Return Policy.
Sunday, November 18, 2012
6 ways to explain Concept of marketing
1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me.
- That's Direct Marketing.
2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you , tells her. He is very rich, marry him
- That's Advertising.
- That's Advertising.
3. Girl walks to you & says you are rich,can you marry me ?
-That's Brand Recognition
4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you
-That's Customer Feedback
5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
-That's Demand & Supply Gap
6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
-That's Restriction from Entering New Market.
Being in a relationship or hospital is the same
Its so strange that the question for being "In a relationship" &
being in the "Hospital" is the same...Everyone asks - "Are you serious?"
Wednesday, November 14, 2012
Different types of People on BBM
1) The "ROOSTER" – Feels that it is their job to send "Good Morning messages" every day via BBM.
2) The "LURKER" – Never replies or comments on your msgs,
but reads everything, and make reference to your status to other people,
"like what's up with that status" or if they see you in public asks u
about it.
3) The "HYENA" – Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOL, hehehe, hahaha or LMAO at everything.
4) "Mr/Ms POPULAR" – Has 150 Contacts for NO reason
5) The "CYNIC" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as
evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their Display picture n status
updates.
6) "Drama QUEEN/ KING" – This person always updates stuff like "I
can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in
the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but
then they never finish telling the story.
can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in
the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but
then they never finish telling the story.
7) The "REPORTER/ SHOW-OFF" – Always updates you on what
they are doing, who they are doing it with, what they eating, Where they
eating, what they bought, etc. no matter how lame.
8) The "THIEF"– Steals status updates and Display pictures, while u still have yours on
9) The "ATTENTION SEEKER" is the drama queen/king, the reporter/show-off all in one.
10)The "NO BROADCASTER" wants to be a part of bbm but doesn't want to receive broadcast msg.
11)The "BROADCASTER" broadcasts everything to everyone even
if it's a repeated msg. Don't worry nothing will happen to you if u
don't broadcast a chain msg.
And lastly my favourite
Haha! We al guilty of atleast ONE. So pass it on and have a giggle..
Tuesday, November 13, 2012
Husband is the head of the family.
Then what is the wife????
Think!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WIFE is the neck of the family, which can turn the head anywhere she wants.
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