Thursday, November 29, 2012

Funny IT guys Conversation

Two IT guys were chatting in a pub after work..

The 1st IT guy, "Yesterday, I met a beautiful girl..."

"What did u do" says the other IT guy.
"Well, I invited her over to my place, we had two drinks"
... ...
"You are kidding man" says the second IT guy....
"I then lifted her & put her on my desk next to my new laptop"

"Really? You got a new laptop? What configuration"
"Its a Dual Core 128 bit, 8 GB RAM, 2TB HARD-DISK.." hahaha

Rain Proof - Full Protection Umbrella

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Idiot between Y and I

There is an Idiot between Y and I on your keyboard..

Check it out and Let me know

Sunday, November 25, 2012

Learned more from Google than School

I've probably learned more from Google, than I have from school." :P

Drunk Rainbow

Similarities between Girls and Fish - barney Stinson.

7 New Anti Pick up Lines

You have to be Genius to Understand Simplicity

Everything in this world is pretty simple.

The only problem here is.

You have to be Genius to understand Simplicity!!

12 common things between How I met your Mother and Friends

A man Dating three women

Life is good, Sometimes I forget

When I am Lost

Waste of time Matching Socks

Top 10 French Food Rules

Count the stars thats how much I love you

Wife: How much you love me?

Husband: Well, Look at the  sky and count the stars that's how much I love you!

Wife: But its Morning!

Husband: Exactly!

LetGo No

Ran out of Coffee Situation

Cant buy Happiness buy wine

Monday, November 19, 2012

Only Men I trust.. Jack, Jim and Johnny

You Need a Lions Heart

To reject a girls request on BBM.

Daily Laundry Schedule

Sleeping while everybody works

Ironed Microsoft

Flipkart matrimonial Site

If Flipkart Starts matrimonial Services, They will become the no1 Matrimonial Site, Because they have a 30 day Return Policy.

I love Routine

Sunday, November 18, 2012

Iphone 10, Tallest Iphone

6 Stages of Procrastination

6 ways to explain Concept of marketing

1. You see gorgeous girl in party, you go to her & say I am rich marry me.
- That's Direct Marketing.

2. You attend party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you , tells her. He is very rich, marry him
- That's Advertising.

3. Girl walks to you & says you are rich,can you marry me ?
-That's Brand Recognition

4. You say I m very rich marry me & she slaps you
-That's Customer Feedback

5. You say I m very rich marry me & she introduces you to her husband
-That's Demand & Supply Gap

6. Before you say I m rich, marry me, your wife arrives
-That's Restriction from Entering New Market.

Live a Little, Love a Lot

Follow your heart

Obama gave me a shock too

Being in a relationship or hospital is the same

Its so strange that the question for being "In a relationship" & being in the "Hospital" is the same...Everyone asks - "Are you serious?"

Being a University Senior

Hate Being Bipolar

Getting prodcutive in the Last minute

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

Save Toilet Paper

This kid is a Genius

My Christmas Wish every Year

Different types of People on BBM

1) The "ROOSTER" – Feels that it is their job to send  "Good Morning messages" every day via BBM.

2) The "LURKER" – Never replies or comments on your msgs, but reads everything, and make reference to your status to other people, "like what's up with that status" or if they see you in public asks u about it.

3) The "HYENA" – Doesn't ever really say anything, just LOL, hehehe, hahaha or LMAO at everything.

4) "Mr/Ms POPULAR" – Has 150 Contacts for NO reason

5) The "CYNIC" – Hates their life, and everything in it, as evidenced by the somber tone in ALL of their Display picture n status updates.

6) "Drama QUEEN/ KING" – This person always updates stuff like "I
can't believe this!", or "They gonna make me snap today!", in
the hopes that you will ask what happened, or what's wrong but
then they never finish telling the story.

7) The "REPORTER/ SHOW-OFF" – Always updates you on what they are doing, who they are doing it with, what they eating, Where they eating, what they bought, etc. no matter how lame.

8) The "THIEF"– Steals status updates and Display pictures, while u still have yours on

9) The "ATTENTION SEEKER" is the drama queen/king, the reporter/show-off all in one.

10)The "NO BROADCASTER" wants to be a part of bbm but doesn't want to receive broadcast msg.

11)The "BROADCASTER" broadcasts everything to everyone even if it's a repeated msg. Don't worry nothing will happen to you if u don't broadcast a chain msg.
And lastly my favourite

12) The "PRETENDER" wants everyone to think that they always too busy to read and reply to msgs.
Haha! We al guilty of atleast ONE. So pass it on and have a giggle..

8 Million and one americans will be unemployed says Obama

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