Wednesday, October 31, 2012

21 Things Our Mother Taught us


Dracula Halloween 2012

In Earlier Years, Dracula used to drink the blood of virgin girls.

In 2012, he died of hunger.

Happy Halloween :D

46 Things I know in Life I leared From Friends Tv Series


Men Cheat God in thousand ways

But, God Punishes Them By Simply Giving them....
A  "WIFE...

6 Ways to Find out if you are a Nurse


One Liners used by Teenagers


Counting the sick leaves everyday


Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Who is a Psychiatrist?

A qualified person who gives you an expensive,
per hour critical analysis about yourself
Which your wife or girl friend,
gives you free
Daily.

Interesting Life is in My Head


Whatever you do always give 100 Percent, Unless you are donating Blood.


Like you more then Coffee


What's the difference between light and hard while sleeping

You can sleep with a light-on.

Everything is Funny when you are Tired


Dont Forget you are what you eat


Quotes from all 7 Harry Potter Books


Husband needs rest

Doctor: Your husband needs rest, take these sleeping pills.
Wife: Oh! Thank you doc, when do i give him these?
Doctor: These pills are for you not for him!

Monday, October 29, 2012

Face your problems, Dont Facebook Them!!



Glass is technically Full


Superman Prank in Public


Teaching is like walking in Jurassic Park

Everybody Says: Teaching is so easy just like walking in a park but only teachers know That

The park is "JURASSIC PARK" with a variety of dinosaurs :p

Just Met you and Love you


House Elves don't work here


25 ways to tell you are grown up


Boy - Would you be my sunshine

Girl- Awwww... Yes.
 
Boy- good, so stay 150 million kms away from me! 

All American Presidents together


I'm at target by myself


Using the right font does matter


All woman have usually two problems

1. Nothing to wear
2. No place to put all the clothes

Happy Being a Mom


Should you get back together


The Perfect Self Control


Sunday, October 28, 2012

Married Mans one line advetisement in a News paper

A one Line advertisement by a Married Man in a Newspaper:

For Sale: Wedding Suit, wore only once, by mistake.

Behind Every Successful Woman


Funny I Love Food GIF


Expectations with Winter


Difference between A Boy and A Gentleman

A boy makes his girl jealous of other woman.

A Gentleman makes other woman jealous of his Girl.

Carrying in the Groceries


Teacher helps the one on your side


Stick Figure Family Care


Friday, October 26, 2012

You complete me Doughnut


Excuse for not coming to work today

I called my boss this morning and said, "I'm not coming into work today."

"Why not?" he asked.


I said, "My wife is throwing up in bed and she hasn't ironed my uniform."


"That's no excuse," he shouted.


I said, "I know, but try telling her that."

His braces would be off soon


Taste your words before you spit them out


Dont want anyone to find out


How a thought of Long Life will never come

Man: Is there any way for a long life?      

Dr: Get married.                                        

Man: Will it help?                                      

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come

Sunday, October 21, 2012

If Olive oil is made of Olive, What is Baby Oil Made of


Wish Common Sense was More Common


Don't wanna Get back to Work on Monday


Wish to Build a bridge to Hawaii

A man on his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded above his head and, in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."

The biker pulled over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."


God replied, "Your request is materialistic; think of the enormous challenges for that kind of undertaking. I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and think of something that could possibly help mankind."


The biker thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to help, and how I can make a woman truly happy."



God replied - "You want two lanes or four on that bridge?"

Go Back to bed, Today has been canceled.


Trying hard to loose Baby Fat


First High Five Ever Recorded


Drink Jet Fuel and Get a Buzz

Shane and Phil were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as aircraft engineers in Melbourne, Australia.
One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in  the  hangar with nothing to do.

Phil said, 'Man, I wish we had  something to drink!'

Shane says, 'Me too. You know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel  and  get a buzz.
You wanna try it?'
So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane booze  and get completely smashed.

The  next morning Phil wakes up and is surprised at how good he  feels.

In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects.
Nothing!

Then the phone rings. It's Shane.  Shane says, 'Hey, how do you feel  this  morning?'

Phil says, 'I feel great, how about you?'
Shane  says, 'I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?'
Phil says, 'No that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We  ought to do this more often..'
'Yeah, well there's just one thing.'
'What's that?'
'Have you farted yet?'
'No.'
'Well, DON'T - cause I'm in New  Zealand

Your guys wants you to learn how to play PS3, Xbox


Price and Worth have the same meaning

Yet ..  Priceless and Worthless are exactly opposite!!

Oppan Gangnam Cappuccino Style


How to make abraham lincoln Smile on a 5 Dollar Bill


Thursday, October 18, 2012

Reports Suggest Share your secret with Men



Men are the best people to share your secret with.
They won’t tell anyone because they probably weren’t even listening to you.

Iphone 4 and Iphone 5 Screen Change difference


Just Smile


But I can still BlackBerry


No Round Rotis No marriage


Monday far from Friday and Friday near to Monday

Why is Monday so far from Friday, and Friday so near to Monday?

Smallest things taking the most room


Seat For piggy Back


Mirror Says you look fine