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Sunday, September 30, 2012
God Created millions of faces with differnt looks
But when he reached china, He was tired.
Then He Started,
Copy paste, Copy Paste :P
Then He Started,
Copy paste, Copy Paste :P
Argument between Afghanistan and Pakistan Emigration Officer
An Afghan introduced himself to the Pakistan immigration officer as a former minister of ports and shipping of Afghanistan.
The Pakistani officer was surprised and said, "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the former minister of ports and shipping? "
The Afghan replied: "Brother you, too, have a law minister in Pakistan. "
The Pakistani officer was surprised and said, "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the former minister of ports and shipping? "
The Afghan replied: "Brother you, too, have a law minister in Pakistan. "
ICC World T20 World Cup 2012 Joke
How to make Maggi?
Step 1: Mix Noodles and water.
Step 2: Switch on the stove.
Step 3: Watch "Shahid Afridi's " Innings and come back.
Step 4: Maggi ready!!
Step 1: Mix Noodles and water.
Step 2: Switch on the stove.
Step 3: Watch "Shahid Afridi's " Innings and come back.
Step 4: Maggi ready!!
Friday, September 28, 2012
Beauty lies in the eye of beholder
New: Beauty lies in eyes of beer holder.
Now: Beauty lies in the files of the Hidden Folder.
Now: Beauty lies in the files of the Hidden Folder.
Tuesday, September 25, 2012
Bonus Checks from Boss
BOSS to his Employees:
"U all worked hard this year;
so I am giving you bonus checks.
If You keep working hard,
I'll sign them next year...
"U all worked hard this year;
so I am giving you bonus checks.
If You keep working hard,
I'll sign them next year...
Bride's Fathers Luckiest day
The bride kissed her father and placed some thing in his hand. Everyone
in the room was wondering what was given to the father by the bride.
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued.....
"My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit card to me."
The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter.......... all except......
the poor Groom!!
The father could feel the suspense in the air and all eyes were on him to divulge the secret and say something.
So he announced "Ladies and Gentlemen today is the luckiest day of my life." Then he raised his hands with what his daughter gave him and continued.....
"My daughter finally, finally returned my Credit card to me."
The whole audience including the priest erupted in laughter.......... all except......
the poor Groom!!
Switching from Iphone 4s to Iphone 5 Review
If your girlfriend switches to i-phone5 from i-phone4 just for the sake of another 1/2 inches, you sir have a problem..
Monday, September 24, 2012
Blackberry Addiction gets worse
After 5 mins of sitting idle if its not out of your pocket......
its not a blackberry
its not a blackberry
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