She changed her seat and he seemed more amused. She moved again and then on seeing him laughing more.
She filed a court case on him. In the court the man's defence was:- When the lady boarded the bus i couldn't help noticing she was pregnant. She sat under an advertisement, which read "Coming Soon- The unknown boon"..
I was even more amused when she then sat under a shaving advertisement, which read:- "William's stick did the trick"..
Then I could not control myself any longer, when on the third move she sat under an advertisement, which read:- "Dunlop Rubber would have prevented this accident".. The case was dismissed. The judge fell off his chair laughing !
"U cannot taste me, until u undress me?" - Banana "U can not eat me unless u lick me"- Ice cream "U can not play wid me unless u blow me"- Balloon "U can not enjoy me unless u suck me"- Lollypop "U make me wet & put me in your mouth evryday"- Toothbrush "U can not eat me unless u spread me"- Butter "U can not kiss me unless u praise me"- Women...
Wife : Come fix the door handle. ... Husband : What do u think I am? A carpenter? The husband went out... But when he came back, he saw that everything was fixed. The chilli garden, toilet drain & the door handle. He asked his wife who had done it? The wife said its the neighbour's son, but he gave me 2 options... Either to make him a burger or have sxx with him... Husband: I'm sure, u gave him a burger! Wife : What do u think I am? Mc Donalds?