Wednesday, May 30, 2012

HOw siblings actually fight.. How mom sees our fight... How we see our fight.


Honey Whats the password for the laptop, Our Anniversary date - She did this on purpose.


A Modern Days Wife's Note to Her Husband 2012

Your Dinner Is In the

Recipe Book- Page 32...

&

The Ingredients

Are at the

Store.. !!!

Finger Art - This is what all you can do with your fingers - Fingers are so Cool


BBM STORY: → Add pin→ Accept→ Introduce→ Everyday Chatting→ Ask phone→ Calling→ Meeting→ Like Each Other→ In Relationship With→ Fight→ Breakup→ Delete

Lol

I can relate - Going shopping with money and nothing to find, Going shopping without money and wanting everything in sight.


Darsheel Safary + 5 years + Long hair = Kalki Koechlin

Haha

Tuesday, May 29, 2012

Today is world's animal's day... Take a moment and think of ur ex plz!

Haha

What sort of key cant open a door - I dont Know - A monkey - HAHAHA - A monkey Appears and Say LIES lol


Long drives itself are gonna be the ultimate GIFTS for girlfriends now!

Lol

A blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."


She then wrote a note saying, "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put
$10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on
the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde."

The blonde pinned the note to the kids shirt and sent him home to show it to
his parents.

The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting
beneath the pecan tree. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $10,000
with a note that said, "How could you do this to a fellow blonde?"

My room mate ate a hotdog without a bun.. Now i have an uneven ratio of hotdogs to buns..


Lolsotrue No 187 - That mini heart attack you have when you realized you tipped our chair back just a little too far.


Once upon a time, every man wanted his wife to look like Aishwarya Rai !!

Now, Aishwarya Rai has started looking like every man's wife !!

Yeah, I'm gonna get stuff done today - Internet Says NOpe


Brotip Jokes No 1941 - Never let yourself be someones back-up plan. You are better than that.


Saturday, May 26, 2012

Man on a Date always wonders if he'll get lucky or not..

But d woman always knows..

Exercise - I thought you said Accesorize


I don't Always listen to Metallica... But when I do Nothing else Matters.


You could'nt handle me even if I came with Instructions.


If you love someone .. Set them free ..

If they come back ..
No one else wants them ..

Future Generation will never know this unique Relationship.


Not sure IF I should go out and Enjoy life... Or stay home and Not a poor Tommorow.


Make your Own Luck


Oh, you knew that song before it was Popular, You must be so Cool.


Dear MTV, I was wondering if I could get my "M" back.....

you know, since you're not using it. Sincerely, _usic.

How to tell if your contacts are Inside-Out - If you look closely, You'll see the sides flare out a bit like this. And if you put them in like that, they kinda fell like this.


Friday, May 25, 2012

Wear unironed Shirt to work no one says anything


This outfit makes me look fat - Yes - You are Right


Husband is like a split Ac...no matter how loud he is outside...

but inside he is designed to remain..silent..cool...and operated by a remote control.. :D

Oh my God this camera is amazing!! - It even has Auto Zoom!!!


Oh you drink Diet Soda, you must be so Healthy!!


hows my mood at work from Monday to Tuesday - Por Fin Es Viernes


Need experience for Job, Need job for Experience


A drunk man is stopped by the police around 1 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night. The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse and ill effects on my health."

Officer: "Really?..... sounds interesting, who is giving that lecture at this time of night?"
The man replies, "my wife..

Sardar vs sindhi's brain Sindhi: How many apples can u eat in empty stomach?

Sardar: I can eat 6 apples

Sindhi: U can eat only 1 apple in empty stomach because when you will eat 1 apple ur stomach wil not b empty

sardar: oye nice joke , main apne frnd ko sunauga.

1st sardar to
Other sardar:how many apples can  you eat in empty stomach.

Other sardar: I can eat 10 apples



Sardar:hat yar 6 bolta to mast joke sunata

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Leaflet through my door this morning, "ARE YOU ALCOHOLIC ? CALL NOW, WE CAN HELP!"

I called...It was a liquor store  offer,
"Buy 5 and get 2 free"

Finally, its gonna be a dream come true, My dream man will come on a white horse!

All thanks to the petrol price hike! :p

The Monk who sold his Ferrari knew about the petrol price hike!

:D haha

My Schedule for the first half an hour since i get up in the morning.


A man walks into the toy store to get a Barbie doll for his daughter. So he asks the assistant, as you would, "How much is Barbie?"

"Well," she says, "we have Barbie Goes to the Gym for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Ball for $19.95, Barbie Goes Shopping for $19.95, Barbie Goes to the Beach for $19.95, Barbie Goes Nightclubbing for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.00." "Hey, hang on," the guy asks, "why is Divorced Barbie $265.00 when all the others are only $19.95?" "Yeah, well, it's like this....Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture..."

With a Jar Of Petrol say the Man to his lady - Will you Marry Me. Lady - Oh! ITs beautiful - Yes Yes.. New way of Proposing 2012


The Fuel Price Hike Symbol - 2012


Scientist have discovered new substitue for Petrol -2012


Girl-wt r u doing? Boy-kiling some mosquitoes

Girl - how many have you killed?
Boy - total 5 (2 female n 3 male)
Girl - how did you knw that?
Boy -2 sitting near mirror,3 near beer.

One liter Petrol = One liter Beer

Choice is yours... U wanna Drink or Drive

Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Strategic time out in Indian Premier League is nothing

but men on the field gossiping about the hot cheer leaders!

New Relationship Status Facebook Update June 2012 - Single, Taken, Depends on Who's Asking.


Examiner : Write Two Lines About Your Girl Friend... Boy Friend : My Girl Friend Is My Right Hand...

And In Her Absence My Right Hand
Becomes My Girl Friend...!!!

New Road Sign 2012 - Caution Man Struggling with Umbrella..


Super quote: "Once they stop talking to you,

they start talking about you.

Set alarm Clock for next morning - Wake up just in time to turn it off and avoid annoying sound of Alarm.


Short people - God only lets them grow until they're perfect. Some of us didn't take as long as others!!


Tuesday, May 22, 2012

Taking a bath in cold Water


The reason women will never be the ones to propose is .... As soon as she gets on her knees....

The man will start unzipping

Oh so you've spent a night in Jail, Tell me how much of a Gangster You are.


Taking your wife to GOA along with you is like......


Going to a five star hotel with your own tiffin....!!!  :p

I'm in love with my bed.We're perfect for each other, but my alarm clock doesnt want us together. That Jealous.


Sardar is far greater than Newton Check this: Sir:When we throw A Ball In the Air,

why does It Come Down?
Sardar:There Is nobody In The Air to Catch The Ball

I am Silently Correcting your Grammar


Perception and Reality


Why Sindhi's do well in any field..... Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room. One candidate is Mr. Daswani.

...Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave.2000 people leave the room.Mr. Daswani says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try'Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.2000 people leave the room.Mr. Daswani says to himself ' I never managed anybody by myself but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.............Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.500 people leave the room.Mr. Daswani says to himself, 'I left school at 15 but what have I got to lose?' So he stays in the room..Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo - Croat to leave.498 people leave the room.Mr.Daswani says to himself, ' I do not speak one word of Serbo - Croat but what do I have to lose?'So he stays and finds himself with One other candidate. Everyone else has gone.Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo - Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'Calmly, Mr. Daswani turns to the other candidate and says,`Kiyen aayeen ?... The other candidate answers 'sutho aayan, tu kiyen aayen' !

Sunday, May 20, 2012

First day of school..boy sees a beautiful girl siting rite next to him and writes on a paper.. '' I love u,do you love me?'' and passes the paper to her.. she replies'no''.. He didnt giv up, he rubs her answer and passed it on to another girl and she replied yes..

Moral of the story:

Definitely not what you think..
Itz.....
'Save earth.. Recycle paper!

New Relationship Status Options Update on Facebook 2012 - Single, In a Relationship, Married, Engaged, Divorced, Waiting for a Miracle.


Let me ruin your favorite song by playing it fifteen times a day, seven days a week!


Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes or shark attacks.

You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.

The first product to have a bar code was Wrigley's gum.

Apples, not caffeine,are more efficient at waking you up in the morning .

The first owner of the Marlboro Company died of lung cancer. So did the first ' Marlboro Man'.

Walt Disney was afraid OF MICE!

The three most valuable brand names on earth: Marlboro, Coca Cola ,and Budweiser, in that order.


Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least six (6) feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now !)

And the best for last.....Turtles can breathe through their butts.

Remember, knowledge is everything, so pass it on......and go move your toothbrush!!

What Group projects are supposed to teach you - COmmunication, Responsibility, Collaboration, and Teamwork. and What group Projects Taught Me -COmmunication, Responsibility, Collaboration, Teamwork, and Trust No One.


A SOng - Todays division 2012 - Intro, Artist SInging, Techno Part, Pitbull saying weird things..


The best thing in life are free - Hugs, Smiles, Friends, Kisses, Family, Sleep, Love, Laughter, Good Memories..


Couple silent in bed.. Wife thinks : Why is he not talking to me ?

Is he thinking of another woman ?
... Does he like someone else ?
Is he seeing someone ?
Don't I appeal to him anymore ?
Are wrinkles showing on my face ?
Is he trying to dump me ?
Is he now finding me ugly ?
Have I put on weight ?
Does my make-up repel him these days ?
Is he upset with my nagging ?
WHY IS HE UPSET ???

Husband thinks :
Why the hell did Ganguly give the last over to Nehra?

Thursday, May 17, 2012

Wife : give me your phone for a second Husband : wait let me switch it on

... Delete video
Delete picture
Delete music
Delete private
Delete number
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete 
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete
Delete 
Delete
Delete
FORMAT MeMoRY CARD

...Here u go I have nothing to hide from u!!

Wife :  I just wanted to see the time

Light travels faster than sound, this is why some people appear bright until they speak!


Definition of Marriage - 2012 Edition:

"A bachelor's blunder, in his eagerness to taste the thunder..!!!"

Well today was a complete waste of make up


"My grandfather lived for 96 yrs & he never used glasses"

Santa-"ya..i know..few people drink directly from bottle''!

Never Give up your dreams..... Keep sleeping


I have no Idea what I am doing


Wednesday, May 16, 2012

Heman and Skeletor Pacth Up - its called Forgiveness


Guess the minimum area with maximum decoration!! (This was asked in IAS exam!!)

Topper's Answer was:
"GIRL'S FACE

haha - So we meet Again!!


EPIC Poem by a Manchester UNITED Fan 2012:

A 6-1 defeat ?
They turned up the heat?
You can enjoy as much as u can,
Cause everything just went,according to your plan.,

In the first half we were up to the mark,
We had lots of possession ,
but the quality was lacking in the final half..
And just when it was least expected,
City scored,and our spirits dejected..

In the second half,team came out ,hoping to bounce back,
A red card to Evans,and the match went out of our grasp.
That moment turned out to be a fatal blow,
As city smelled blood,and wanted to hurt us more...

And to our bad luck,it just went that way,
city turned up the heat,and we were simply blown away...
They piled on goals after goals ,
and even though fletcher scored a beauty,
our defenders then forgot there duty..

But my dear friends , i don't think that the title race ends today,
as far as i know, Who is the actual WINNER,will be decided only in May..
All we can do is to forget this nightmare,
Coz we all know,whenever we fall,we GET BACK UP STRONGER..!!

One Final advice to our rivals----Beware of the wounded Tiger.....

WE DID IT! We tried and we just lost the league on goal difference! PROUD to be a Manchester United fan ! Broadcast this if you are a true Man Utd fan and will remain For Ever

5 Important rules to remember in life - 2012 Edition

1.Money cannot buy happiness but its comfortable 2 cry in mercedes instead of a bicycle.


2.Forgive ur enemy but remember their name.


3.Help some1 when they r in trouble nd they will remember u again when they r in trouble.


4.Many people r alive cause its illegal 2 shoot them.


5.Alcohol doer nt solve any problems,but then again neither does milk.

My windows arent dirty thats my dogs nose Art