Dramatic Scene when you loose your Blackberry

 We live in a world where losing your BlackBerry is more dramatic than

losing your virginity HAHA

Until Her Nail Polish Dries

A Woman is completely harmless & does not believe  in violence. She is like an angel, the most mannered human being in d world.

Until her nail polish dries :p

GLobal Warming Changes since 1986

What Does IDK Mean, No one Knows Jokes

Robot Rajnikant as Scare crow for Farmers

A farmer instead of keeping a SCARE CROW in his farm, kept a photo of ROBOT RAJNIKANT

You cant imagine what happened.

Birds were bringing back grains taken last year

You all did this in the shower

Plans For Today, Saturday.

Graham Bell Shocked after inventing telephone

When Graham Bell invented telephone for d first time, he was shocked!! . . .

Because there were already 2 missed calls from Mr.RAJNIKANT

I Didnt loose my mind I sold it on Ebay!!

I get distracted by the cool stuff I find

Money, Attitude & Ego Are Like 'Underwear'

You Should Have It,
But
Should Not Show It
Unless You Become A
'Superman'..!!:p

Funny way to count till 10 in Spanish

Teacher: can you count to 10 in Spanish?

 Student: uno, dos, tres, quatro..
 
Teacher: what's next?

Student: I know you want me... U Know I Want Yaa

What facebook Really Needs

A funny life cycle of Fear

COCKROACH is feared by RAT.
RAT by CAT.
CAT by DOG.
DOG by MAN.:)
MAN by his GIRLFRIEND n
GIRLFRIEND by COCKROACH.

Latest Devil version of Mario 2012

I hate it when I'm about to hug someone really beautiful,

and my face hits the mirror ;)

What happens to me in a party

When you see beautiful girl say hari Om

Men will be Men... Once a group of men went to tirth yatra. Their guru said dont get distracted if u see a beautiful girl just close your eyes n say 'HARI OM'.

2-3 days later one of them said 'HARI OM'..and every  one's reaction was "kahan hai, kahan hai" !!!

Friends dont let Friends talk to ugly guys.

New Symbol for Marriage

New Indian National Symbols, Objects and Persons 2012

National Robot ... Manmohan
National salesmen ... SRK
National runner ... D K Bose
National secret ... Sonia Gandhi
National Balm... Zandu
National joke ... Government Lokpal
National Struggler ... Abhishek Bachchan
National Guests ... Kasab, Afzal Guru and the tie between Robert Vadra
National jewelry store ... Bappi Lahiri
National waiting moment... Sachin's century
National Horror... a sequel of Ra-One
National Hand ... Sunny Deol
National concern ... Salman's marriage
National slapper - Harvinder Singh
National Asylum ... Big Boss's house
National bird ... Twitter
National cheek ... Sharad Pawar
National Palace ... Tihar
National Bank ... SWISS:)

Sleeps Late Every Night, Regrets it every Morning

I think life will be more beautiful if I can eat all I want without gaining weight

Whatever Happens Girls are Never Wrong

Just sometimes confused, childish,stubborn, senseless,emotional, unchangeable,crazy, stupid,idiot and even Mad


But,

Never WRONG..;)

Wrong ones are always attractive

It is really hard to wait for the right person  in life...
...especially
 
when the wrong ones are attractive..

Do you know why China has the largest population in the world?

Their condoms are "Made in China"

How I look on the Mirror and on the camera

When everything is so less

 Welcome to the 21st Century Where:

Our phones ~~ wireless!
Cooking ~~ fireless!
Cars ~~ keyless!
Food ~~ fatless!
Dress ~~ sleeveless !
Youth ~~ jobless!
Leaders ~~ shameless!
Relationships ~~meaningless!
Attitude ~~ careless!
Wives ~~ fearless!
Feelings ~~ heartless!
Education ~~ valueless!
Children ~ mannerless !
But still, Our Hopes are ~~ Endless.

Infact, I am speechless!!!

I Love You This Much

Evolution of Dance since 1970s

That's Priceless

 Having a cold drink on a hot day with a few friends is nice...

But having a hot friend on a cold night after a few drinks.......


Priceless!!

How many Pizz do you have to Eat

So many Things to Do and Time

Drunk husband agrees to wife

 Drunk Husband - "A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door.

"Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?" "Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there." The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."

I wasn't that drunk

Dude , u put your iPhone in a juicer because you wanted to make apple juice

She will be 18 in 11 Minutes

A Cop was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.

He carefully approached the car to get a closer look.

He saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. 

He then immediately noticed a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails.

Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and gently knocked on the driver's window. 

The young man lowered his window: "Uh...yes, Officer?" :)

Cop: "What are you doing???" 

Young Man: "Well, Officer I'm reading a magazine." 

Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop asked: "And her, what is she doing???"

The young man shrugged: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails." 

Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and NOTHING obscene happening! 

The cop asked: "How old are you young man?" 

Young Man: "I'm 22, sir." 

Cop: "And her....how old is she???"

The young man looked at his watch and replied: "She will be EIGHTEEN in 11 Minutes!"

Everything is so Fishy, Fishy Love, Fishy Fight and Fishy Dinner

Destiny will never change no matter how much u try

what ever is written in your destiny.... Will never change no matter how much u try to...

Death came to a guy and said, "My friend today is your day"

Guy:- "But i'm not ready!".
Then death said, "Well your name
is the next on my list...".

Guy:- "Okay why don't you take a
seat and I will get you something
to eat before we go?".

Then death said,"All right.. ".
The guy gave death some food
with sleeping pills in it, death
finished eating and fell into a
deep sleep.

The guy took the list & removed his
name from top of the list and put
into the bottom of the list.

When death woke up he said to
the guy,
"Because you have been so very
nice to me,

I will start from the BOTTOM of the
list.."

...what ever is written in your destiny.... Will never change no matter how much u try to...

Dealing with Girlfriend who needs 2000

Perfect  Boyfriend:  GIRL- "I forgot my wallet at home & i need 2000 Dollars. urgently, please give me"

BOY-" Take 20 Dollars..Take a Taxi and Go home bring Your Wallet."

Going to stay home tonight, Your Liver and your wallet like this

Start a presentation with a Joke

My boss told me to start the presentation with a joke

I showed my pay slip!!

Boys are stupid, throw rocks at them!

Rajnikanth has a statue of Madame Tussauds at his house

Mind it!

Smack on the head from behind

A family that grows Marijuana in their backyard

is called

A Joint Family :p

lalalalala It doesnt Matter

Rooney is Back really

While Driving does your action speak more

After an accident? Driver angrily: I showed you the headlights and told you to let me go first

Santa : I also started the wipers & said No No No...

Smart Kid makes 1000

A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work and Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school.

Unexpectedly her husband returns home, so she asks the man to hide in the same closet.

The boy now has company!

Boy: "dark in here"
Man: " yes it is"
Boy: " I have a baseball"
Man: " that's nice"
Boy:" wanna buy it?"
Man:"no, thanks"
Boy:" my dad is outside"
Man: " ok how much"
Boy: "250"

In the next few weeks it happens again and they meet in the same closet.
Boy: "dark in here"
Man: " yes it is"
Boy: " I have a baseball glove"
Man: " how much"
Boy:"750"
Man; "fine"

Few days later the father says to the boy, " grab your gloves and ball and let's go to the park
The boy says"I sold them"
Father:"how much"
Boy:"1000"
Father:" it's terrible to over charge your friends. We are going to church and u have to confess!"
So they go to the church and father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confession room and closes the door

Boy :"Dark in here"
Priest: "Don't u start again!!"

Funny Identity Proof Pictures

Love Birds Transforming to Angry Birds

If 'newly weds' are called "love birds" what are they called after a few years of marriage??

" ANGRY BIRDS !! " :)

Santa Banta Trying Bungee Jumping

Santa And Banta Were Watching  Bungee Jumping. 

Santa: Wanna Try It?

Banta : No Way. I Was Born Because Of Broken Rubber & I Don't Wanna Die Because Of It.!!

Another Year Older and Still as Sexy as Ever!!

Was I drunk the entire Relationship

Dialing Boss Number by mistake

A junior in office dialed his boss's number by mistake & said: Hey, send a coffee in my cabin in 2 minutes



Boss Shouted: Do u know who you are talking to?

Jr: No!

Boss: I'm boss of office.

Jr(in same tone):& do you know who you are talking to?

Boss: No!

Junior: THANK GOD .. And disconnected the phone :)

Dont Step on it, It makes you Cry

Anything your wife doesn't use anymore

A wife arrived home after a shopping trip and sees her husband in bed with a woman. "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.

Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her. Her shoes were worn-out so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you didn't wear. She was cold, so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wear because the color didn't suit you. Then as she was about to leave, she paused and asked: “Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?” So, here we are!"

20 things in india to take you back to 90s

1) You know the words to ‘In-pin-safety-pin’ and ‘akkad-bakkad’ by heart.;)

2) You have read at least some Chacha Chaudhary or Tinkle comic.:D

3) You’ve watched Shaktimaan on TV at least once in your life. B-)

4) You couldn’t wait to start 4th standard so you could start writing with PENS instead of with pencils.;)

5) You couldn’t wait for it to be December so you could have the Toblerone chocolates your NRI relatives brought you.

6) You watched Cartoon Network.

7) You watched dubbed versions of Small Wonder.

8) You were THRILLED when McDonald’s opened in your neighborhood (or even eight kilometers away)

9) A visit to Pizza Hut used to mean a special treat.

10) You have seen Kuch Kuch Hota Hai and Hum Aapke 


Hain Kaun at least 5 times each.
 

11) You still remember the theme song of Hum Paanch (Hum

Paanch, Pam Pam Pam Paanch).:D

12) You have played hours upon hour of running and 

catching, chor-police, ‘Doctor, doctor, help us!’, ‘Lock and 

key’ .

13)Dog ‘in’ the bone was your favorite co-ed game.

14) You often used terms and phrases like ‘two-say’, ‘same to 

you, back to you, with no returns’, and ‘shame shame, puppy

shame, all the donkeys know your name. ;)

15) Your summer vacations were often synonymous with

visiting your grandparents or cousins.:)

16) Your parents, at some point, told you ‘Dark Room’ was a

bad game to play. But you still loved playing it.:/

17) Bole mere lips, I love uncle Chips !!.

18) You know the song ‘Made in India’ by Alisha Chinai.O:)

19) You have seen many many many episodes of ‘Antakshari’

on Zee TV and know the only thing constant in the show is 

Anu Kapoor.

20) You eagerly awaited Friendship Day, so you could give 

friendship bands to all your friends, and get bands from 

them 

in return.*...* 

Worlds hardest Tongue Twister

This is the world's hardest tongue twister.. According to Guinness book of world records.. TRY IT..!!

''The sixth sick sikh's sixth sheep is sick''

Santa Fell in Love

Banta : Dude, what did you see in her...?
Santa : Her left eye is so beautiful that even her right eye was looking at it !!!!

The Awkward moment you go for a handshake

Angry Sadar annot transfer file from my previous laptop

Sardar went to a electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought.

He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop

Salesman:- sir, can you please try in front of me.

This is what Sardar did



1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.





Sardar went to a electronic shop with anger and threw his new laptop on the desk at a person from whom he bought.

He told the salesman that you have cheated me. I cannot transfer file from my previous laptop

Salesman:- sir, can you please try infront of me.

This is what Sardar did


1) Right clicked the mouse on the file which he wanted to transfer and selected CUT option.

2) Disconnected the mouse from that PC.

3) Took that mouse carefully and connected it to the other PC where he wanted to copy that file.

4) Right clicked the mouse and selected the PASTE option.


Salesman fainted 

The Ideal Sleeping Arrangement for Married couple

Happy Birthday Boo Boo Bear We all love you!!

Q: Why didn't they make two Yogi bears?

A: Because someone made a Boo Boo.

Southern people recently discovered '' kolaveri di ''

But we Punjabi's discovered '' maa di, bahen di, ''
Hundreds of year ago :D :D