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Drunk Husband - "A wife was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband's key in the door.
"Stay where you are," she said. "He's so drunk he won't even notice you're in bed with me." Sure enough, the husband lurched into bed none the wiser, but a few minutes later, through a drunken haze, he saw six feet sticking out at the end of the bed. He turned to his wife: "Hey, there are six feet in this bed. There should only be four. What's going on?" "Nonsense," said the wife. "You're so drunk you miscounted. Get out of bed and try again. You can see better from over there." The husband climbed out of bed and counted. "One, two, three, four. You're right, you know."
A Cop was patrolling late at night off the main highway. He saw a couple in a car, with the interior light brightly glowing.
He carefully approached the car to get a closer look. He saw a young man behind the wheel, reading a computer magazine. He then immediately noticed a young woman in the rear seat, filing her fingernails. Puzzled by this surprising situation, the cop walked to the car and gently knocked on the driver's window. The young man lowered his window: "Uh...yes, Officer?" :) Cop: "What are you doing???" Young Man: "Well, Officer I'm reading a magazine." Pointing towards the young woman in the back seat the cop asked: "And her, what is she doing???" The young man shrugged: "Sir, I believe she's filing her fingernails." Now, the cop was totally confused. A young couple, alone, in a car, at night in a lover's lane and NOTHING obscene happening! The cop asked: "How old are you young man?" Young Man: "I'm 22, sir." Cop: "And her....how old is she???" The young man looked at his watch and replied: "She will be EIGHTEEN in 11 Minutes!"
A lady takes her lover to her house during the day, while her husband is at work and Unknown to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet to skip school.
Unexpectedly her husband returns home, so she asks the man to hide in the same closet.
The boy now has company!
Boy: "dark in here" Man: " yes it is" Boy: " I have a baseball" Man: " that's nice" Boy:" wanna buy it?" Man:"no, thanks" Boy:" my dad is outside" Man: " ok how much" Boy: "250"
In the next few weeks it happens again and they meet in the same closet. Boy: "dark in here" Man: " yes it is" Boy: " I have a baseball glove" Man: " how much" Boy:"750" Man; "fine"
Few days later the father says to the boy, " grab your gloves and ball and let's go to the park The boy says"I sold them" Father:"how much" Boy:"1000" Father:" it's terrible to over charge your friends. We are going to church and u have to confess!" So they go to the church and father alerts the priest, makes the boy sit in the confession room and closes the door
Boy :"Dark in here" Priest: "Don't u start again!!"
A wife arrived home after a shopping trip and sees her husband in bed with a woman. "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about.
Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her. Her shoes were worn-out so I gave her a pair of your shoes that you didn't wear. She was cold, so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wear because the color didn't suit you. Then as she was about to leave, she paused and asked: “Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?” So, here we are!"