Sunday, September 2, 2012

29 Fun things to do When sales people call

1. Tell them they must have the wrong number, only god lives here

2. When they call back, Tell them this is the devil’s residence

3. Tell them she/he can’t come to the phone right now as they are in deep meditation and may stay that way for days.

4. Start telling them about the wonderful encyclopedias you have in stock.

5. Start telling them your life story

6. Tell them about your intense hatred for salespeople, then ask where they live

7. Reply to all their questions in song

8. Ask for someone who can translate pig Latin, as you speak no other language

9. Hand the phone to the youngest member of the house (under 5)

10. As soon as they name the corporation they represent begin barking relentlessly

11. Start trying to give them a psychological analysis

12. Demand that they refer to you as Dr. Chopsticks

13. Proudly describe what you found in your ear this morning

14. Ask them what color underwear they are wearing today

15. Describe your socks in detail

16. Interrupt them repeatedly to describe the beauty of your new toaster

17. Whiningly tell thing that it is past your bedtime

18. Midway through the conversation say, "oh no Phil! You’ve done it again! I told you that knife was too sharp! Where are we going to get the money for another funeral?"

19. Ask them repeatedly if they believe in antelopes

20. Refuse to answer any of their questions, as they may be one of THEM!

21. Ask them what they think would happen if you put a frog in a blender later tell them they were wrong

22. Ask them for their phone number so that you can call them back and chat some more

13. Burst into tears when they try to hang up and scream "Don’t leave Me!"

24. Tell them about the time when you got stuck in the doggy door

25. When they ask to speak to you spend a long time trying to decide if that really is your name and after you realize it is ask them to remind you of it occasionally

26. Proudly explain that they are the first person that you have spoken to since you return to Earth

27. In the middle of the conversation start humming the sesame street theme song, when they try to speak sound surprised and say, "Is someone there?"

28. Begin snoring

29. Gleefully explain that "they" have come for you and that you are going to a better place

Haha

207 comments:

  1. Love this, laughed 'til my belly hurt! A friend used this one: "He's out slopping the pigs, can you wait while I get him?"

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  2. My fave, try to sell them something. I had a coworker who, whenever she got a sales call would convince the caller they needed 'storage' which is what we were selling. Amazing how far ppl will string you along for a sale...

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  3. My step-dad used to pretend to be Santa Claus when telemarketers called. He would get all mad and say that he had deadlines to make before Christmas, and the elves were slacking, etc. We would have to cover our mouths to keep from bursting out laughing.

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  4. Someone called me asking for my parents and I burst out in tears and said I was an orphan, my parents left me on a doorstep(pretending of course). When they tried to console me I pretended to get more upset telling them I'd been in therapy for years and I was over it until they called me. They ended up taking me off the list and I never got a call again :)

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  5. My dad always asks if they have an appt to.speak to whomever they are requesting. They usually stammer .....uh...ummm..no. then he will ask if they would like to make one! :)

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    1. That's a great one! I think I'll adopt it.

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    2. Love it ....say although we aren't taking appointment 's right now call back in three weeks and we will try to schedule one then....lol

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  6. I tell them that there is no one here and that they are imagining this conversation. Or I tell them my house is on fire

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  7. when they kept calling all day and on the caller id it showed they called 3 times in a row 5 times a day so when i finally was home, i pretended to be elderly and hard of hearing and told them all about my new life alert button, the calls finally come maybe once or twice a day now

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  8. I would answer the phone and yell hello a couple times and finally explain that I would.have to speak to someone who knew sign language because I was deaf.... They weren't sure what to say xD

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  9. I work at a call centre, and let me tell you that we all dislike you as much as you dislike us. A couple of these are funny, but most of them we hear all the time. Just ask to be taken off the list. That's all you need to do. Because most of these will result in us calling you back, if for no reason other than spite. :P

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    1. yeah, because the last time i did that they kept calling.

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    2. We don't dislike telemarketers. we hate them. These are hilarious ways for us to annoy them back while gaining some entertainment in the process. :) They keep calling back, we'll always be ready for em with a new one. :P

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    3. Even asking them to take you off their list doesn't work, I have done that multiple times and we still get calls repeatedly from the same annoying companies.

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    4. I also work at a call center. surveys tho, not sales. I find these hilarious. I wish more people would say these to me, it'd make work more entertaining. Lighten up a bit.

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    5. :)
      I try to remember the sales people on the other side are people - real people trying to earn a paycheck. Of course, that makes it even harder to say no thank you, no thank you, I'm sorry, have a good day, hang up.

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    6. Not true. I'm always as polite as possible, and EVERYTIME I try to ask to be taken off a list, the caller hangs up before I can even kindly make my request. Seems incredibly rude and unnecessary to me considering YOU are the one that called ME. Find a real job, one that actually benefits society.

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    7. You know, if you really dislike us that much, the obvious solution is pretty simple: just don't call. That way we can both avoid a conversation we don't want to have.

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    8. ya i find these hilarious but at the same time the person you're talking to doesn't care to sincerely sale you something, it's a job and they're trying to get paid so i feel bad. if i was talking to the company owner than this stuff would be really funny.i just cant harass someone too much who is like me and just trying to have a job

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    9. Woah. Some of you need to learn to spell. :)

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    10. I hope you all realize that telemarketers get paid by how long they're on the phone call, not what they sell. They are prohibited from hanging up the phone - why would they want to anyways if they get paid by the length of conversation? You can babble to them all you want. It's not being rude - you're actually helping them earn money, not depriving them of it. My friend used to work as a telemarketer and he lived it when people talked on and on to him because it made his job easier. :)

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    11. I asked plenty of times to be taken off the list, land they say its out of their hands, hang up, and I get another call a few days later. So, no, just by asking to be taken off the list doesn't work.... I heard of a prank of being a cop investigating the house of who they are calling. Will be using that one. Oh, and if you hate calling us as much as we hate getting your call, don't call! Find a real job!

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    12. Just so you know, it's whoa, not woah. Plus, these are very funny. I'm sure it's hard to work as a telemarketer, but if I had to work that job, I would much rather talk to funny people than angry people.

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    13. That is impersonating a law enforcement officer which is a criminal offense. You will be charged with it, every state is different for the penalty. Some states classify it as a misdemeanor while others are a felony. Keep this is mind.

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    14. Saying to someone (who called you) that your the police is not punishable under the law. What is punishable is if you are attempting to defraud and cause harm (any harm, not just physical) to someone through that impersonation. So no ones going to jail for lieing to a telemarketer! Lighten up!!!

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    15. It is a real job. I work for the call center at the college I go to. It's a campus job, doesn't interfere with my classes, and pays for my groceries. Sometimes people are so rude to me that I want to cry. There's absolutely no reason to be mean to telemarketers. Just ask to be taken off the list, we have a button for it.

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    16. i worked doing outbound surveys for a while while in college. its no fun. hands down most boring, unfulfilling job ever but it helped to pay the bills and didnt interfere with my classes (i could lay out my books at my desk and do homework WHILE I WORKED!!!) and while i do find this list funny, and wish they'd been used on me (i got paid by the hour and would've had a blast playing along with this!) over the phone sales jobs are usually paid largely by commission, and the people who work at these places range from students to seniors who are retired (next time u rage on a telemarketer, imagine how ud feel if someone talked to your parents or grandparents that way). also, asking to be put on the do not call list should stop THAT company form calling you back. if not next time ask to speak with a manager. aside from all this maybe some of you need to realize the reality of the situation; many people dont have a job or are underemployed because they cant find better work, but they're doing what they must.

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    17. Mr Anonymous. I was going to say the same thing. I worked at a call center while I was in college. At least I was working. Unemployment is so high right now that at least I had a job. Some of these are funny but the one threatening the worker is not funny at all. I've had that happen before and it is more annoying than anything else. And whining to them that is past your bedtime (or calling them a c*** or a little s*** or f*** because it is "past your bedtime") Is not cute either. I'm just doing a job so pipe down and control yourself.
      If you're getting a call from the same company ask to talk to the manger. But you do have to say the exact words "Do Not Call Me" or " Put Me on Your Do Not Call List." I was never allowed to put someone on the do not call list just because they were angry at me for calling.

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    18. I work from home doing call center type work. I only take inbound calls and absolutely refuse to take on a contract where I would have to make outbound sales calls. I find it very rude when I get calls outside of regular business hours, especially during dinner, or when I've asked to be called back at a specific time and I get calls whenever they feel like anyway. I very much understand the need to have a job and taking a job simply because you have to but there is absolutely no reason to ever call more than once. If I am not home leave a message and if I answer don't just sit there and breathe at me or continue with your spiel while I'm trying to say no politely. After about the third or fourth call I'm going to start yelling at you. I also realize that most of the issues I have with telemarketers are things that the actual caller can do nothing about in the moment. Higher management for companies who use telemarketers need to realize that harassing customers is only going to piss them off and cause them to boycott the company. A short message with a contact number would go a long way towards keeping more customers.
      And asking to be taken off the call list rarely works, neither does asking for a manager. Most of the time I have to dig up the email of a higher up in the corporate office.

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  10. I used to give my little brother the phone and tell him it was Santa to ask what he wanted for Christmas.

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  11. my friend used to give the phone to her toddler and tell him to say he had to go poopoo ;)

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  12. I have asked them what their plans were for later and if they wanted to come over for dinner.

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  13. Just ask to be placed on their internal Do Not Call list. By law they have to do it. Don't ask to be "taken off the list" they have thousands with your name on it. And be polite. They are just trying to feed their families, just like you.

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    1. yeah ryt..we are just working for our families and thisis not an easy job

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  14. My house is on the do not call list and we still get calls so we no longer answer them. I answered one today because they called 5 times in an hour. I hung up when they answered. Our other favorite is to ask them to wait a minute and then set the phone down and walk away, or ask if they are selling products to get blood out of carpet.

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  15. When ask to be removed from the calling list, it doesn't happen right that moment. It takes at least 30 to 45 days to get all records updated.

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  16. I always pretend Im Osama bin ladin.

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    1. Well, you cant do that now, lol. He's dead :C

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    2. that would make it all the more creepy

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  17. Even if you are on the "Do not call" list, you will still get calls from every charity known to man! Repeatedly. Even if you tell them you can't donate at this time they go on and on and on. If you don't want us being smart asses to you, then take no for an answer the first time I say it!

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    1. I work for a charity. And you would be surprised at the amount of people that say yes when asked a second time. You shouldn't be rude to telemarketers. We are people too. It pays the bills, and puts food in my babys belly, and clothes on her back. Try to remember, we dont do what we do, solely for the purpose of irritating you. We all have our reasons, whether it is to put ourselves through school, a second job to pay the bills, or extra money to spoil your grandkids.

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    2. They donated on the second call to get you to stop calling them. Calling back repeatedly to get a donation is obnoxious. Maybe some people say no, thanks because they already donated?

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    3. Regardless of why telemarketers take the job, they know ahead of time the majority of people have negative feelings towards telemarketers! Telemarketers have been arounds forever and aren't going away anytime soon! Everybody relax and have some fun....we wont be getting these calls from real people for much longer, take advantage of a non computer person on the other side!! Its hilarious, entertaining and better than someone being angry and hurtful towards them!

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    4. The university my husband formerly attended used to call several times a day asking for donations, waking my sleeping baby several times. I said no many times, but they said they must speak to him directly. The next time they called, I said " He's not here! That bastard ran off with some blonde, left me with 3 children and hasn't paid me a dime of child support. If you find him, please let me know!"... I never heard from them again:)

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    5. I read about a woman who when confronted with a persistent and annoying company who always asked for her husband and would never take their number off (no matter how they asked), waited until a woman called and then unloaded. "YOU'VE BEEN SLEEPING WITH MY HUSBAND, YOU *****!!! HOW DARE YOU CALL HIM? JOE, YOUR IDIOT MISTRESS CAN'T EVEN CALL WHEN I'M NOT HOME!" Words to that effect anyway. They hung up and never called again.

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  18. One time I was a sales person and a good prank was pulled on me. I asked for who I wished to talk to and they kept handing the phone off to a different person. I had to repeat myself about 4 or 5 times. I got a good kick out of it, and, really, it made my day. I didn't last long at that job.

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  19. lol i always change my accent when talking to telemarketers..i go through like 5 different accents and they always sound so lost haha

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  20. Since Im in the US and the election is really soon, we keep getting calls asking who we are going to vote for for the president. I told one of them that I didnt know who Obama(our current president) was and then convinced her that I didnt know what the presidents job was. she eventually hung up.

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  21. My husband answers the phone with a booming and jolly, "HELLO!" when he sees a toll free number come up. He lets them speak for a few moments and then in an angry voice just starts screaming, "NO, NO, NO..." louder and louder and then hangs up. We have a good laugh. Sometimes he puts on high-pitched voices and accents and says ridiculous things. Now we look forward to telemarketers bc of the fun we have laughing about his antics. :)

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  22. You guys are A holes some people get paid if someone is willing to listen, there is no point in being an idiot. If you don't want to talk tell them that you don't want to talk and politely hand up wishing them a nice days. Come on people have some respect and don't lie.

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    1. That has NEVER stopped any Telemarketer EVER. Calling someone soliciting money is rude and ridiculous. What person in their right mind would give YOU a holes their personal information or credit card #?? Telemarketing is an obsolete form of advertising and I personally can't wait til it dies out. Good riddance to trash. Just be grateful that people find amusing ways to deal with the rudeness of your constant calling instead harrassing you like you harrass us.

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    2. I always pretend to misunderstnad them and ask in a loud voice * YOU WANT TO HAVE PHONE SEX WITH ME???? then I holler hey Don this guy wants to have phone sex with me so come and talk to him!!

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    3. Telemarketing is actually very effective. That's why it hasn't died out. I work for a college call center. I'm 19. I promise you that I don't call people to irritate them; I do it because it pays and it's a campus job. If you ask to be put on the do not call list, we'll do it. But if you're just rude, we have to call back even though we don't want to...it's our job.

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    4. Ugh. Enough with the sad-eyed, tear-filled stories about being a telemarketer! You're young, and you still have a fighting chance. Get a job that you actually LIKE. Who cares if your campus job is "respectable" or not? You obviously HATE it, and you HATE the way people sound on the other end. I really hope you weren't naive enough to think that people enjoy getting calls from telemarketers before you signed up for the job!?!? If you're this unhappy with it, try your hand at something else. If that's not an option for you right now, try to lighten up and get some entertainment out of it. It won't kill you to de-personalize it. Sheesh.

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    5. I don't recall paying my phone bill every month so that you can call and harrass me. I believe the telemarketers are the a**holes. Have some respect and get a real job.

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  23. Damn, I wish I was brave enough to do it... I always imagine random people hunting me down for pranking them...

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  24. I pretend to either be blind or not able to read if they are selling subscriptions for newspapers, magazines etc.
    If they are calling for donations for some disease research, I say "how did you know I had that disease? I thought that was confidential information" act all mad and they apologize and don't call back. Once, they were calling to offer me life insurance and I said sure that will come in handy now that I have stage 4 lung cancer. I know these responses seem mean, but some days I get eight to ten calls in a single day.

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  25. Plug in a fax machine & let the fax answer.

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  26. I always answer in a fake chinese dialect and then tell them they are fat lazy amerwican and we taking over stupid country make you slaves

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  27. When they ask for __________ I get real quiet and subdued, and say "I'm sorry, she's no longer with us." everyone always assumes that means death, and not something like oh she is at the store or in the other room.
    hmmm...guess we know what they say about people who assume...

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  28. as an employee who gets mistaken for this all the time i would just like to say please make sure the person you're annoying isn't selling anything before you start to take your aggression or boredom out on us.

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    1. It really doesn't matter if they are selling something or not, unsolicited phone calls from businesses are plain rude ... including surveyors. Unfortunately most of these calls come from recorded messages so you can't even ask to be removed from their call lists.

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  29. I have one that calls a 5 times a day, everyday for the last four years. I'm disabled so my answering machine is always on...they never leave a message. Just wait till the message is complete and then hand up. I don't even bother to walk to the phone as there call's are like clock work as far as time goes.

    The other day I had had a horrid day and by call 4 I needed to take my frustration out on somebody. I pick it up and never gave them a chance to speak...just yelled you have my number, you have my name and you have called here five times a day for 4 god damn years. If whatever you had to say was that freaking important why do you just speak! Better yet, if about a year of me ignoring you...you have everything you need to know about me..mail a f...ing letter. And I slammed the phone while screaming stupid morons.

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    1. ya don't have to cuss at 'em! just ask nicely!

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    2. S/he was called five times a day for 4 whole years and has a disability anx would never leave a message and was also having a bad day so sit the fuck down you asshole

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  30. I work for a alarm monitoring co. so when we call to inform them of the alarm people get mad act stupid and think were trying to sell something. So when they get home and someone broke in or alarm is going off and call us mad because we didn't call....then we get to laugh and say well you didn't want to hear it

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  31. once a college tutor called me and i said HEY I JUST MET U AND THIS IS CRAZY BUT I HAVE A DOVE THAT IS A BABY

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    1. Haha im gonna do that next time!

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  32. yall be some pussies

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  33. When I see on my caller id an obvious telemarketer, I pick up the phone and say in a very smooth, professional voice "federal Do Not Call List compaint hotline, how can I help you?"

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  34. we used to get telemarketers call our house all the time. One day my cousin answered and said to them "house of insanity, head nut speaking?" it was hilarious. He kept saying "yes, this is the head nut" etc. the other person didn't know what to think. It was hilarious.

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  35. wow. i am so doing this next time!

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  36. You realize number 23 says number 13...? oh and more importantly these are awesome, and honestly hearing clean and funny jokes like this probably brightens the telemarketers day (not speaking from experience but I know when someone comes into work and pulls a harmless prank on me it makes for fun stories and usually makes my day and I work at a fastfood restaurant!!) They are PRANKS, and they are HARMLESS. There's no reason to be up in arms about little harmless jokes. However, there is no reason to cuss out telemarketers either and I agree that THAT is not very nice

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  37. My brother would always answer the phone with "yellow?" And then when they start talking he'd start yelling other colors like "RED, BLUE, GREEN, ORANGE, PURPLE!"And then proceed to hang up.

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  38. I personally have nothing against telemarketers, but these days it is so easy for people to disguise their caller ID, that people regularly are scammed of their personal info under the guise that they're donating to charity. Sorry for distrusting someone I can't see who can't prove their identity.

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  39. It's just people doing their job, like you do yours. At least they're trying to earn their money instead of thinking they're entitled to government money.

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  40. The heck with telemarketers...most that I've come into contact with aren't worth the time to hunt them down to kill them. I don't care who you are, if the only J-O-B you can get is by calling people you don't know & annoying them....you are one sorry human being & you deserve any & everything I do to annoy YOU....that includes blowing a loud whistle into the phone or causing some electronic distortion that fries your ear. Go ahead curse me, I couldn't care less.

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    1. You sir, are a douche.

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    2. Funny because I make $40k a year...

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    3. Well, don't know what you making 40K a year has to do with you being a douche, but I make 80K a year, just so you know. (;

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  41. All I know is I don't find any of these to be even remotely funny. the things that pass for humor these days. I used to be a telemarketer, and I will admit, I'm sure it can get quite annoying getting calls from a telemarketer, but the thing is, I was always kind and courteous over the phone. I did telemarketing for a communications company and we always called people that were already customers with us. More than 75% of the time, the deal that I was selling was better in terms of value AND price than what they were already set up with. The problem was that everyone automatically assumed I was out to screw them as hard as possible, so they nearly always treated me like I was the scum of the earth, even though I could have helped them had they just treated me like a real human being and listened to what I had to say. Some of the people on here are absolute monsters.

    "The heck with telemarketers...most that I've come into contact with aren't worth the time to hunt them down to kill them. I don't care who you are, if the only J-O-B you can get is by calling people you don't know & annoying them....you are one sorry human being & you deserve any & everything I do to annoy YOU....that includes blowing a loud whistle into the phone or causing some electronic distortion that fries your ear. Go ahead curse me, I couldn't care less."

    Really dude? Do you know every persons situation in life? This is the exact thing I'm talking about. People need to learn some humility.

    I'm just doing what I have to, to survive through another day. There is absolutely NOTHING wrong with that.

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    1. There is a huge difference between calling an existing customer and offering a better deal and those companies that harass non-customers to buy their product or service.

      I will listen long enough to determine where they are calling from before politely ending the call.

      If it is that one newspaper that has been calling me a minimum of 3 times a day for the past five years ... well then they get an earful, though I never get personal or swear at them. I've asked for the manager and to be taken off the call list too many times to count and I'm done being polite with them.

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  42. I understand you need to live but occasionally I do use one of these. And the salesperson laughs with me! We get a good kick out of it... :) I don't do it to be rude. Oh and you don't need to swear at them.

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  43. I suggest you just get rid of the comments

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  44. My favorite is when they say that according to their records i have diabetes. I say no but i now have hemoroids cuz they are being a pain in my butt. I usually am nice about it when they call her but when they lie that makes me mad.

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  45. No. No. No. I work B2B sales and here is the deal. I only call you once a month for probably five months TOPS (if you are a trucker.) I don't want to waste my time calling you if you are not interested or if I have the wrong number so politely tell me so and I will put you RIGHT ON OUR DO NOT CALL LIST. No reason to be rude.

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  46. There is a reason to be rude. I am on the do not call list and you've opbtained and called my number illegally. So, What I do is act interested and keep them strung along for as long as possible. I make them think that they're my new best friend. And when it's time to finalize the deal and give them personal info, I just say that my # is on the do not call list. I then ask them how that felt to have their time wasted. Not rude, just instant karma. And if you hate your job......

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    1. Do Not Call lists do not include organizations you have supported, any non-profit or if you decide to "enter to win" something.

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  47. I left the phone on speaker next to the TV during the Republican Primary debates...I was in the other room folding laundry LOLOL They sat on the phone for almost 15 minutes say ing "Hello?" Haven't called back since.

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  48. My cousin's husband actually did #14 to a female caller (the underwear color thing) ... she hung up on HIM! lololol

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  49. Or even better, a friend of mine, when he was called by a telemarketer, convinced them that he was a top Disney Imagineer. They actually started to buy it. IT WAS HILARIOUS! He was going on and on about it, that he "made bank" and how he didn't need whatever they were selling and if they had anything else he'd be interested in buying it. We were in a van with 13 other kids and the rest of us practically DIED laughing! It was SOOO funny!

    And seriously people, there's no reason to cuss out telemarketers. js.

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  50. I say, "You've reached the ________ residence! Please hang up after the click!" and then I hang up hehe - evil but fun :)

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  51. My husband was getting calls from some company looking for some chick, and they kept calling and calling, they even got rude with him after he asked them not to call his number, the woman they were calling for must of owed them big or something because they never quit, even when he was polite, after the 20th call he started getting rude right back

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  52. There is no reason try to hurt everyone's feelings. If you are angry, try to understand the other person. Don't be rude. I think everyone who has added angry comments or reply needs to back off. Nobody is physically hurting you. You will live. Chill.

    Oh and to all you telemarketers, I've been seriously wondering if it is possible for me to call you back? Like if I changed my mind (or found a better joke if I'm in the joking mood and need a laugh?) And is it possible to send the number of someone who answered angrily to an office rival or that of someone who answered with a good joke to a friend who needs a good laugh?
    Kitten up everyone.

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  53. Oops!I meant lighten up everyone!lol

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  54. I have rick rolled the persistent ones...

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  55. I worked a short time as a telemarketer only bc I needed money to pay bills until the paychecks at my new permanent job kicked in. I hated it, mostly because I hate telemarketers. Part of me is ashamed that I held that job, but at least I had a job and was being responsible rather than relying on society to support me. That being said, these are hilarious!! =)

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  56. My Name is John. I will love to share my testimony to all my friends because i never believe i will have my girlfriend back. When i called her she never picked my calls,She deleted me on her Facebook and she changed her Facebook status.when i went to her to her place of work she told her friends she never want to see me.I tried all i could do to have her back with me but all did not work out until i met a Man when i Travel to Africa to meet my aunt.I told him my problem and all have passed through in getting her back and how she embarrass me in her place of work,he told me he is going to help me but don't believe that in the first place.but he swore he will help me out and he told me the reason why my girlfriend left me and also told me some hidden secrets.i was amazed when i heard that from him,he said he will cast a spell for me and i will see the results in the next couple of days..then i travel back home the following day and i called him when i got home,he said he is busy casting those spells and he has bought all the materials needed for the spells,he said am gonna see positive results in the next 3 days that is Thursday. My girlfriend called me at exactly 10:35am on Thursday and apologies for all she had done, she said she never knew what she's doing she promised not to do that again.It was like am hallucinating when i heard that from her and when we ended the call,i called the man and told him my girlfriend called me on phone apologies. Am posting this to the forum for everybody that is interested in meeting the man for help this is his email address :Ancientijebudespelltemple@gmail.com All i have to say is THANK YOU DOCTOR.

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  57. He will not call nor come and visit me,and when i see him i will continue to complain and don't have my time and when i ask him if i offend him,he will say no and i don't know why he keep on doing this to me. I love him so much that i cant let him go or lose him for another girl, i always cry both day and night.I will still go to him and apologize,the problem i was having with him over some month ago is that he don't pick my calls and don't want to see me,he will go around telling people that i am pest to his life,and also tell them to tell me that he don't love me again.And this is a man that we have have been dating for over three years and now he thorn me down,but i give glory to ancientijebudespelltemple@gmail.com who find in this forum and he was faithful and able to solve my problem for me.Now i am happy he his back to me and he treated me like a baby

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  58. Hello,everyone my name is mlmvc from USA i never ever believed in spell until i meet a man called Dr upesa, who help me cast a spell that bring back my ex-lover who left me for one years before our marriage,His spells works beyond my imaginations and today i am happily married two kids and me and my [ex-lover] now husband are very happy more than ever before,what more can i say rather than to say thank you Dr upesa for been there for me,contact him today and your life will never ever remain the same his email is upesaspelltemple@gmail.com

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  59. If they call for my husband I ask are they the one he slept with? Are they trying to trick me to get him to the phone? If its a man calling , they hang up fast but some women keep talking so I then tell them I kicked him to the curb because of her! Lol Then they do not know what to say and hang up!

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  60. When I answer an obvious telemarketer call, I like to say in a very professional voice, "County morgue, how can I help you?" then when they ask for someone, say, "Ummm, they can't come to the phone anymore. So sorry!" and hang up.

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  61. Get them to come and see you in person at home - Then you can be realy creative

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  62. Ive been doing sales for 3+ years. Im in my 20s and am trying to pay my way through college while living on my own. Unfortunatley without a degree and based on an hourly and comissions it is the best paying jobs at the moment. A do not call list for businesses doesnt exist. So before you business owners get your pannys in a bunch theres nothing i can do about it. And on the contrary just because phone sales isnt efficent on YOU doesnt mean its no efficent. Ive had customers donate and purchasr over 10,000 dollars worth of product. If you knew anything about sales....its a game of numbers. Why would i chase dead leads? The more new numbers i call the better im off. Im a smart capable human being who is fully capable of understanding "not interested". As far as any of these posts go...i think itd be pretty funny....but for any of you non telemarketing individuals that want to insult my intelligence this ones for you. Besides its just as easy for me to pass your number around the office for and infinite amount of calls if you want to be a raging douche. Life is full of douches so answering the phone and telling something i already know just kinda validates my point.

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  63. We need to look at this for exactly what it is.
    It is extremely RUDE to call a stranger who has NOT GIVEN YOU PERMISSION ...
    .I mean really , if someone I KNOW wants to call , they politely ASK IF THEY MAY CALL , and if i say yes then they politely ask for my number.

    You are way way out of line to call me , interupt me from what you dont know and you obviously do not care.

    It is a crummy way to make a buck, truly crummy. I know of NO ONE who wants you to interupt them .

    A TOTAL STRANGER invading my home with an unasked for call, that I did not give my number or permission for you to call.

    Use your brain , if your parents did not teach you any better ive just now schooled you.

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  64. I like to prank sales people. One of them was pretending to be Buddy the Elf. I said, "Hello? Buddy the Elf, what's your favorite color?" Another one that I enjoy is making beeping noises until they hang up. My final one that I did was to this very sassy lady, asking for my sister. I spoke calmly to her, but I took a pause, thought about it and said, "Ain't nobody got time for that!"

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  65. Hello every one, i just want to share a few testimony about how my marriage got saved by drsambolspelltemple01@gmail.com . I had a fight with my husband and he got mad at me and decided to bring in another woman, i know i did wrong and was scared of loosing him, when he brought in another woman to the house, i thought i have lost him already and that was when i had to use drsambolspelltemple01@gmail.com spell and i was amazed the way the spell turned the table around and made my husband start chasing me and want to be with me again. am so happy now that my husband is back to me and me alone

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  66. We (my husband and I) never answer the land line. We let the children do it. They come up with some pretty creative things. The last thing that made me laugh really hard was my twelve year old... upon being asked to speak To the Mr. or Mrs. of the house... took on a demented possed voice and screech whispered "Noooooooooo" and hung up. I was so surprised and creeped out that I couldnt stop laughing for five minutes. She's so funny.

    And to the people who say "Just ask to be taken off the list"... I've done that on so many occasions it's ridiculous and was told by one rude person "We dont even have a list. You dont know what you're talking about" so I think I'll continue to let my children come up with creative ways to get them to stop calling, since respectfully declining doesnt work in real life.

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  68. I once had a window company call to sell me a house full of windows. I told her I didn't need windows because I lived in a cardboard box. To my surprise she asked if I needed a deck to go on the back of my cardboard box! I said no thanks and we both laughed. Try it some time, it's better than getting upset!

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  69. By far, THE BEST attitude to take with a telemarketer is the one presented on this video:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTXtl1v8EMY

    It's in Spanish, I think it was a prank made on the radio, but still... When the lady calls to offer a new phone line to his house, the "client" first request to check some information of her for "security reasons" (like the number she's calling from, department, worker ID in the company, etc) , or other wise he'd have toh ang up. He then explains every time he has to call to the phone company he's requested to give any number of different information to ID him and to every different person he gets transfered to; also repeat the history of his problem to every single analyst in the call center, in complaints, in client service, etc... When the caller gives im her worker ID, he tells her he has to "check the information" and "to please hold for a minute"... AND HE ACTUALLY PLAYS CLASSICAL MUSIC!!! I LOVE this!

    When she talks again he clarifies that "all the residents of the house are busy right now, please hold" and later that "our system is a bit slow right now"

    After that he asks her what was her request again, and then explains that it's his wife the one in charge of "new aquisitions in the household and to please hold"

    The wife takes over and asks all her information again, name, last name, phone number, worker ID, and the reason of the call. I must say, the lady of the phone company is polite AND patient! She gives all the information once again...

    The wife explains her that she's going to register the call and the request in the family's program for new aquisitions and in a few days they'd get back in touch with her... When she instructs the caller to wirte down the number of the register is when the caller finally hangs up!

    hahahahaha, this is by far the best comeback I've heard! I think it can be adapted to any number of situations of telemarketing!

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  71. My mom would pick up the phone and use this weird voice and say "the aduldt ls aren't home" and they're like oh sorry Honey

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  72. I jyst hit talk and hang up....works every time no same company has called me

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  73. I was a telemarketer and hated my job (and equally felt irritated when salespeople called ME!) I love this list an do not miss my job:) yes, I was just trying to pay for school but any entertainment is so valuable when working the most incredibly boring job on the planet!
    P.s. yelling at a telemarketer will get you no where unless you ask fOr a manager. But there is no harm in having a little fun:) but seriously, if you yell, sometimes the telemarketer might hand out your phone number to other co-workers and companies.

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  74. LoL, I get calls from telemarketers all the time. I 'll answer and talk to them the first time, and explain I can't buy anything. If they keep calling, about the 4th time they call, they usually here..."hello! This is Springfield sperm bank! You jack it we pack it." If it's a young person. If it's an old ladies voice, I just answer in Spanish ( it's my first language) and say random things. One time an old lady understood and answered in Spanish, I just replied I was trying to confuse you so I would stop getting calls, and she said she would just take me off the call list.

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  75. One time they called selling dark shades so i asked if they had super dark ones because i was cutting up a dead body and my neighbors were looking in and i needed them fast so they wouldn't see the dead body on my counter. then he hung up 2 minutes later the police called i decided not to answer the phone.

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  76. I am Mrs Herlina Al-Qurnia, I want to share a testimony of my life to every one. I was married to my husband clifford Moore, I love him so much we have been married for 5 years now with two kids. when he went for a vacation to France he meant a lady called Mary?, he told me that he is no longer interested in the marriage any more. I was so confuse and seeking for help, I don't know what to do until I met my friend Augustina and told her about my problem. she told me not to worry about it that she had a similar problem before and introduce me to a man called Dr olorun who cast a spell on her ex and bring him back to her after 1days. Augustina ask me to contact Dr Olorun. I contacted him to help me bring back my husband and he ask me not to worry about it that the gods of his fore-fathers will fight for me. He told me by two days he will re-unite me and my husband together. After two day my husband called and told me he is coming back to sought out things with me, I was surprise when I saw him and he started crying for forgiveness. Right now I am the happiest woman on earth for what this great spell caster did for me and my husband, you can contact Dr olorun on any problem in this world, he is very nice man, here is his contact Olorunoduduwaspiritualtemple@gmail.com He is the best spell caster who can help you within 2 days. or call him now on +2348165219949

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  77. I have a really funny long onepsychiatric hotline- If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.- If you are co-dependent, ask someone to press 2 for you.- If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.- If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.- If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.- If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.- If you are a depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.- If you are dyslexic, press 6969- If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.- If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.- If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y & c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.- If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or during the beep. Please wait for the beep.- If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.- If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you.- If you are menopausal, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down & cry. You won't be crazy forever.- If you are a blonde, don't press any buttons - you'll just mess it up."
    more are..
    - Joe's pool hall eightball speaking.- city morgue, you kill em', we chill em.- The number you have called is not in service.. Please try againSen

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  78. My Name is charlie..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met this special spell caster when i contact this man called Olorunoduduwaspiritualtemple@gmail.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years…So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution…so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me…The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this…he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to him..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here: Olorunoduduwaspiritualtemple@gmail.com

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  79. A good idea that you could do also, is when they call, say, "Hello!" as normal and then keep saying and interrupting them with, "Uh- huh" or "Very Interesting" and then ask to put them on hold, go into the bathroom and hold the phone over the toilet and flush the toilet. Then hang up. hahahahaha

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  80. There is a national do not call registry. All telemarketers have to abide by it. If your number is on it, it is against the law for them to call it. The # is 888-382-1222. Since I have put our home number on it the calls have stopped!

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  81. My Name is Lee Jones, From United States wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Dr.USMAN KERIM has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex husband to me with his great spell, I was married to this man called Steven we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when I was unable to give him a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can’t continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get him back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email(dr_usman.spiritualist@outlook.com then you won't believe this when I contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband back, and after a month I miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother of a baby girl, thank you once again the great Dr.USMAN KERIM for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through any of this problems listed below:

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    Email...dr_usman.spiritualist@outlook.com

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  82. I haven't laughed this hard in years!! It was all I could do to laugh quietly and not wake up my roommates. Reading this list and all of the comments makes me wish I still had a landline!!

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  83. i am Mrs mercy i am hear to give testimony of how i got back my husband, we got married for more than 2 years and have gotten two kids. thing were going well with us and we are always happy. until one day my husband started to behave in a way i could not understand, i was very confused by the way he treat me and the kids. later that month he did not come again and he called me that he want a divorce, I asked him what have i done wrong to deserve this from him, all he was saying that he want a divorce and that he hates me and do not want to see me again in his life, i was mad and also frustrated do not know what to do,i was sick for more than 2 weeks because of the divorce. i love him so much he was everything to me without him my life is incomplete. i told my sister and she told me to contact a spell caster, i never believe in all this spell casting of a thing. i just
    want to try if something will come out of it. I contacted DR. omoba for the return of my husband to me, they told me that my husband have been taken by another woman that she cast a spell on him that is why he hates me and also want us to divorce. then they told me that they have to cast a spell on him that will make him return to me and the kids, they cast the spell and after 3 days my husband called me
    and he told me that i should forgive him, he settled to apologize on phone and said that he still love me that he did not know what happen to him that he left me. it was the spell that the Dr omoba shrine casted on him that made him comeback to me today,me and my family are now happy again today. thank you DR. omoba for what you have done for me i would have been nothing today if not for your great spell. i want
    you my friends who are passing through this kind of love problem of getting back their husband, wife , or ex boyfriend and girlfriend to contact dromobaspellhome@gmail.com and you will see that your problem will be solved.

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  84. who ever is reading this testimony today should please celebrate with me and my family because it all started like a joke to some people and others said it was impossible. my name is Michael i live in Chicago i am happily married with two kids and a lovely wife something terrible happen to my family along the line, i lost my job and my wife packed out of my house because i was unable to take care of her and my kids at that particular time. i manage all through five years, no wife to support me to take care of the children and there come a faithful day that i will never forget in my life i met an old friend who i explain all my difficulties to, and he took me to a spell caster and and the name of the temple is called, DR Okundonor, i was assure that everything will be fine and my wife will come back to me after the wonderful work of Dr Okundonorgreatspell, my wife came back to me and today i am one of the richest man in my country. i advice you if you have any problem email him with this email: dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com and you will have the best result. take things for granted and it will be take from you. i wish you all the best.

    Contact: dr.okundonorgreatspell@gmail.com

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  85. My life is back!!! After 8 years of marriage, my husband left me and left me with our three kids. I felt like my life was about to end, and was falling apart. Thanks to a spell caster called Dr sambuls which i met online.
    On one faithful day, as I was browsing through the internet, I came across series of testimonies about this particular spell temple. Some people testified that he brought their Ex lover back, some testified that he restores womb, some testified that he can cast a spell to stop divorce and so on. There was one particular testimony I saw,it was about a woman called Jessy,she testified about how Dr sambuls brought back her Ex lover in less than 72 hours and at the end of her testimony she drop Dr sambuls e-mail address.
    After reading all these,I decided to give Dr sambuls a try. I contacted him via email and explained my problem to him. In just 3 days, my husband came back to me. We solved our issues, and we are even happier than before. Dr sambuls is really a talented and gifted man and i will not stop publishing him because he is a wonderful man.
    If you have a problem and you are looking for a real and genuine spell temple to solve that problem for you. Try Dr sambuls today, he might be the answer to your problem. Here's his contact:olokunsolutiontemple@gmail.com
    Thank you olokunsolutiontemple@gmail.com!!! or can also contact him with his mobile number +2348100538026

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  86. I am Shana, wants to say a big thank you thank you thank you to Dr Ejemen spell for everything . To everyone who doesn’t believe in spell, I was one of those ones at first. I wasn’t quite sure if I wanted to do this since I’ve tried others so-called spells casters and they did not work and was a waste of my time and money. However, when I read through the testimonies of other people at this website and after I talked to Dr Ejemen who answered all my questions and was very nice and sincere about everything, I decided to give it a try. I figured it would be my last try to get my guy back. So my story is that I was at my office when the guy I am in love with told me that he wasn’t in love with me and never will be and that he didn’t want to speak or see me again, especially since he was talking to this other girl. When I talked to Dr Ejemen about it, he let me know which spells would be most appropriate for me and I chose the ones that was to get him back to me and stay with me and want to marry me.As soon as he started on the spells, my guy came back into my life! It was a miracle to me and I’m so thankful for that. Things have been going well, and pretty much according to what Dr Ejemen said would happen. He’s always there when you need him,you can contact him via email ejemenspelltemple@live.com

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  87. My name is Mercy and my ex-boyfriend dumped me 8 months ago after I caught him of having an affair with someone else and insulting him.I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact with me. I was so confuse and don't know what to do, so I visited the INTERNET for help and I saw a testimony on how a spell caster help them to get their ex back so I contact the spell caster and explain my problems to him..... he cast a spell for me and assure me of 3 days that my ex will return to me and to my greatest surprise the third day my Walter came knocking on my door and beg for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is back again and not only that, we are about to get married. Once again thank you RE UNITING EX SPELL TEMPLE caster, you are truly talented and gifted contact his email: omonigholovetemple@gmail.com All thanks to the source of my happiness{ DR. FREEDOM}.

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  88. My name is Joyce and i want to testify of the good work done by a faithful Dr Ekpiku, a spell caster. in my life i never thought there is such thing as spiritual intercession. my problem started nine months back when the father of my kids started putting up some strange behavior, i never knew he was having an affair outside our matrimonial home. it dawn on me on that faithful day 19th of April 21st 4:23pm when he came to the house to pick his things that was when i knew that situation has gotten out of hand and he then told me he was quitting the marriage which i have built for over five years, i was confused and dumbfounded i called on family and friends but to no avail. two months after i started having problem with my kids welfare rent-age and all of it, i really went through hell. until a day i was browsing on the internet and i happen to meet a spell caster i never believed on this but i needed my man back so i gave the spell caster my problem at first i never trusted him so i was just doing it but you know a problem shared is half solved after a week my husband called me telling me that he his coming back home and that was all. now we are living happily and i still do contact him on this email: Ekpikuspelltemple@live.com

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  89. My Name is Johnson ..I never believed in Love Spells or Magics until I met
    this special spell caster when i contact this man called Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com Execute some business..He is really powerful..My wife divorce me with no reason for almost 4 years and i tried all i could to have her back cos i really love her so much but all my effort did not work out.. we met at our early age at the college and we both have feelings for each other and we got married happily for 5 years with no kid and she woke up one morning and she told me she’s going on a divorce..i thought it was a joke and when she came back from work she tender to me a divorce letter and she packed all her loads from my house..i ran mad and i tried all i could to have her back but all did not work out..i was lonely for almost 4 years...So when i told the spell caster what happened he said he will help me and he asked for her full name and her picture..i gave him that..At first i was skeptical but i gave it a try cos have tried so many spell casters and there is no solution...so when he finished with the readings,he got back to me that she’s with a man and that man is the reason why she left me...The spell caster said he will help me with a spell that will surely bring her back.but i never believe all this...he told me i will see a positive result within 3 days..3 days later,she called me herself and came to me apologizing and she told me she will come back to me..I cant believe this,it was like a dream cos i never believe this will work out after trying many spell casters and there is no solution..The spell caster is so powerful and after that he helped me with a pregnancy spell and my wife got pregnant a month later..we are now happy been together again and with lovely kid..This spell caster has really changed my life and i will forever thankful to him..he has helped many friends too with similar problem too and they are happy and thankful to him..This man is indeed the most powerful spell caster have ever experienced in life..Am Posting this to the Forum in case there is anyone who has similar problem and still looking for a way out..you can reach him here:Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com... CONTACT THIS GREAT AND POWERFUL SPELL CASTER CALLED Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com ... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS :Dr.jartospellcaster@gmail.com.. CONTACT HIM NOW AND BE FAST ABOUT IT SO HE CAN ALSO ATTEND TO YOU BECAUSE THE EARLIER YOU CONTACT HIM NOW THE BETTER FOR YOU TO GET QUICK SOLUTION TO ALL YOUR PROBLEMS.

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  90. My name is Mr Frank Leo,I live in Germany,and I’m happily married with a lovely wife and three children. I had a very big problem with my wife few months ago,to the extent that she even packed her things away from me and my kids for almost 7months,and I tried all my possible best and effort to bring her back,but all to no avail.I discussed it with a very good friend of mine,and he gave me an advice concerning a spell caster,and I quote.“There’s someone who can handle your situation,he’s always ready and able to do anything related to spell casting,I will like you to contact him with his email,which is as follows.”Dr Jagem of SUPREMACYTEMPLE”. I never believed in spell casting,but he convinced me and I had no choice than to follow his advice,because I never dream of loosing my lovely wife.And that’s how I contacted him with his email address,and I discussed with him and so surprisingly,he told me that I’ll get my wife back a day after.so I never believed,until when things start happening, 3 days time,my wife called me to inform me that she was coming back…..So amazing!! That was how I got my wife back through spell casting and our relationship was now stronger than how it was before.One of the price I was asked to pay was to tell it to people around me that problems like this,can always be solved by “Dr Jagem of SUPREMACYTEMPLE”. So! my advice for you out there is to visit this same man,and tell him your problems too,if you are in any condition related to love issue or getting your ex back,to have a happy family,lottery spell,instant promotion etc.THANKS.... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS supremacypower@gmail.com.. CONTACT HIM TODAY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS: supremacypower@gmail.com AS HIS POWERS ARE SO STRONG AND VERY EFFECTIVE AND HAS NO BAD EFFECT INSTEAD IT HAVE A VERY GOOD RESULT AFTER CASTING THE SPELL.

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  91. Hi Brittney thanks for your help regarding the Dr Kwale the spell caster you introduce to me. i want to tell you that i really contacted him to make my ex come back to me, but the thing he only ask from me was the items he need to cast the spell, after i provided him what he required he cast the spell for me and i was so surprise my boyfriend called me that same day he cast the spell for me, after that day he came back to me and said he has been thinking of me since he called me yesterday, and i want to let you know that my boyfriend is back to me and we are so happy together everything happened just the way you told me about him, i want to say thanks to you and Dr Kwale of kwaletemple@gmail.com whose phone number is +2348056141089 for bringing my ex back to me.

    Ashley

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  92. My Name is Angela, I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called Dr Osoba has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost Ex husband to me with his great spell, i was married to this man called Steven we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when i was unable to give he a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can’t continue anymore then i was now looking for ways to get him back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email (exreunitingspellhome@live.com) then you won't believe this when i contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband back, and after a month i miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother of a baby girl, thank you once again the great Dr Osobase for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through this same kind of problems you can contact he today on his mail (exreunitingspellhome@live.com ) and he will also help you as well

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  93. Im fluent in three languages so one time this rep called me and I started talking to him in Japanese and then he actually got a Japanese speaking rep on the phone (go figure!) so I switched to German and started yelling and cussing at them in German it was freaking hilarious cause I had the whole thing on speakerphone and a bunch of friends over for dinner. Every was in tears laughing so hard when they hung up!

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  94. We need to do one of these for door to door salesmen or those missionaries! This just reminded me of high school. We had just gotten back from Castle Boutique where my buddy Brenda bought a ton of SM stuff for a dungeon party she was going to that weekend. Some jehovah witnesses were coming up the walkway and I started whinning about it till she was telling me to invite them in for tea or coffee while she got changed. She came out 10 minutes later in full blown getup. Leather whip and teddy and everything! OMFG! They boooked it out there so far I almost died! The police showed up a bit later saying they had a report of an attempted sexual assault. We explained what happened and the cops just cracked up and told us that we probably shouldnt be pulling stunts like that and let it go!

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  95. I have given the phone to my daughter since she was about a year!! Love it & so does she!

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  96. This is one of the most important blogs that I have seen, keep it up!

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  97. I posting this comment for those who have not heard about dr marnish to contact him now for he solve all relationship problem between couples or you can also call his mobile +15036626930 i want to thank Dr Marnish for Break Them Up and Reunite Us lover spell he did for me last week. I'm so grateful for the effort dr.marnish@yahoo.com have put into my relationship case. I will always be grateful. i can see the love spell working out perfectly
    Rasasi Josh

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  98. Well I just laughed out on some of the points you just mentioned in this blog to have fun on call center’s call, I think we should avoid such pranks.

    Website

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  99. OLIVER
    Here is my testimony i have been playIng lottery for three years and i have not winning, The last time i won big was 5000USD

    and that was a year ago but last week a friend of my introduced me to a spell caster from Africa and i was told that he can

    help me through the use of Ancient power of his gods i did not believe it and i say let me just give a try to know how real

    it may be . after he have finish casting the spell he told me to get the ticket and play the lottery and i won $107million

    now my name is all over the globe in the nsw lottery win there is nofin i can do much than to thank

    templeofpeaceandsurcess@gmail.com
    cause he alone i believe he all your heart desire . I promise that i will make people know about him and that is what i am

    doing online. This is the tips i can help you with go and get hold of your own success

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  100. Betty solver

    I wanted to thank Dr. obosianzen (yet again) for bringing felicity back to me. We had known each other for what seemed a lifetime and dated on and off during that lifetime. A couple years ago some rich beau moved to town and swept her away from me. They got married after 2 months of dating and moved away, I had no idea where she was or how to get a hold of her! I requested that the split them up and reunite us love spell be cast for me. A week later, out of nowhere, felicity showed up on my doorstep. Said she had been miserable in her short marriage, the guy was great but not for her. I helped her file for divorce and we got married at a justice of the peace two days after her divorce was final. We have been happy every since. You have done more for me that I could possibly ever repay you for. Big thanks to obosianzenspelltemple@hotmail.com
    for bringing my ex back

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  101. my boyfriend of two years let me for another girl because i accuse him of seen another girl and since then i have been trying to get him but he refuse to come back to me,he was not responding to my call or email and he even unfriend me in facebook and he told me that he is done with me.i was searching on the internet for help and i saw a testimony of how a spell caster help them to get their ex back so i decided to give it a try and i contacted him and i explain my problems to him and he cast a love spell for me and guarantee me of 3days that my ex will come back to me and to my greatest surprise the third day a great miracle fell on me and my ex came back to me on the third day and he beg me for forgiveness sangospelltemple@gmail.com i will continue to publish his name because he is my Savior and we are about to get married.if you need him to help you Email sangospelltemple@gmail.com

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  102. my Names is john roselin,AM from usa.i never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once when i went to Africa in June last year on a business summit i ment a man called PRINCE AYAWU, is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love s gone misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job i m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 4weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 3 year i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try and in 6 days when i returned to Vancouver my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married i didn't believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help his email address: templeofgreatness@gmail.com

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  103. Greetings to you that is reading this testimony. My name is Andrea Ramsay, I have been rejected by my husband after three(3) years of marriage, he left me and the kid to suffer, one day when i was reading through the web, i saw a post on how this spell caster on this address prophetmezetemple@outlook.com have help a woman to get back her husband and i gave him a reply to his address and he told me that a woman had a spell on my husband and he told me that he will help me and after 3 days that i will have my husband back, i believed him and today i am glad to let you all know that this spell caster have the power to bring lovers back, because i am now happy with my husband. his spells is for a better life. His email Contact again is prophetmezetemple@outlook.com

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  104. I am Jessica Make, I promise to share this testimony all over the world once my boyfriend return back to me, and today with all due respect i want to thank Okpoko for bringing joy and happiness to my relationship and my family. I want to inform you all that there is a spell caster that is real and genuine. I never believed in any of these things until i loosed my boyfriend, I required help until i found (Dr.okpokospellhome@gmail.com ) a grate spell caster, And he cast a love spell for me, and he assured me that I will get my boyfriend back in one day after the spell has been cast. 1 day later, my phone rang, and so shockingly, it was my boyfriend who has not called me for past 3 years now, and made an apology for the heart break, and told me that he is ready to be my back bone till the rest of his life with me. Okpoko released him up to know how much i loved and wanted him. And opened his eyes to picture how much we have share together. As I’m writing this testimony right now I’m the most happiest girl on earth and me and my fiance is living a happy life and our love is now stronger than how it were even before our break up. So that’s why I promised to share my testimony all over the universe.All thanks goes to Okpoko for the excessive work that he has done for me. Below is the email address in situation you are undergoing a heart break, and I assure you that as he has done mine for me, he will definitely help you too. email him on; Dr.okpokospellhome@gmail.com I love you farther so must. To make me happy again.

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  105. An amazing testimony on a spell caster who brought my wife back to me..
    My name is Andy Sowers,i live in Australia,and I'm happily married to a lovely and caring wife,with two kids.A very big problem occurred in my family seven months ago,between me and my wife.so terrible that she took the case to court for a divorce.she said that she never wanted to stay with me again,and that she didn't love me anymore.So she packed out of my house and made me and my children passed through severe pain. I tried all my possible means to get her back,after much begging,but all to no avail.and she confirmed it that she has made her decision,and she never wanted to see me again.
    So on one evening,as i was coming back from work,i met an old friend of mine who asked of my wife.So i explained every thing to her,so she told me that the only way i can get my wife back,is to visit a spell caster,because it has really worked for her too.So i never believed in spell,but i had no other choice,than to follow her advice. Then she gave me the email address of the spell caster whom she visited.{solutionwhitmagicspell@gmail.com}.
    So the next morning,i sent a mail to the address she gave to me,and the spell caster assured me that i will get my wife back the next day.What an amazing statement!! I never believed,so he spoke with me,and told me everything that i need to do. Then the next morning, So surprisingly, my wife who didn't call me for the past seven {7}months,gave me a call to inform me that she was coming back.So Amazing!! So that was how she came back that same day,with lots of love and joy,and she apologized for her mistake,and for the pain she caused me and my children. Then from that day,our relationship was now stronger than how it were before,by the help of a spell caster.
    So, i will advice you out there to kindly visit the same website {solutionwhitmagicspell@gmail.com},if you are in any condition like this,or you have any problem related to "bringing your ex back.
    So thanks to the solutionwhitmagic caster for bringing back my wife,and brought great joy to my family once again.
    {solutionwhitmagicspell@gmail.com},
    Thanks.

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  106. I lost my 6 years marriage during June. My husband left me with so many pains and since then i have been heart broken and shattered. I have contact 9 spell casters and 9 of them has rip me off my money without any result. I have emailed so many sites online looking for a good spell caster till i was directed by a 32 years old woman to WISE INDIVIDUAL SPELL At first i never believed him because he was requesting for some amount of money to buy items, it took him two weeks to convince me and something occur to mind and i said let me give him a trial.I was very shocked when Jeff called three days after i sent Dr Zack Balo the items money. He apologies for all he has done wrong and i am very happy that we are together today because he proposed to me last night. I will advise you contact Email: wiseindividualspell@gmail.com

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  107. i just want to share my testimony here.. i was married for 12 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the life of my husband.. he started hailing me and he was abusive..but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce..my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do..he moved out of the house and abandoned me and my 3 kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster called ashra so i decided to try it reluctantly..although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he cast the spell, after 3 days that he told me, my husband came back and was pleading..he had realized his mistakes..i just couldn't believe it.. anyways we are back together now and we are happy..in case anyone needs this man help, his email address ashraspellhome@yahoo.com his spells is for a better life

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  108. i just want to share my testimony here.. i was married for 12 years to my husband and all of a sudden, another woman came into the life of my husband.. he started hailing me and he was abusive..but i still loved him with all my heart and wanted him at all cost…then he filed for divorce..my whole life was turning apart and i didn't know what to do..he moved out of the house and abandoned me and my 3 kids.. so someone told me about trying spiritual means to get my husband back and introduced me to a spell caster called ashra so i decided to try it reluctantly..although i didn't believe in all those things… then when he cast the spell, after 3 days that he told me, my husband came back and was pleading..he had realized his mistakes..i just couldn't believe it.. anyways we are back together now and we are happy..in case anyone needs this man help, his email address ashraspellhome@yahoo.com his spells is for a better life

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  109. Me and my boy friend was been separated for a long period of time, I came across different spell casters and they were all unable to bring back my lover. I was so sad and almost gave up on him, when i met a spell caster called Dr.Grant, who helped me get my lover back. Ever since then i have been so happy and couldnt believe it would happen. He also helped me with success spell, I have been living happily with my lover now and will be getting married soon. Here is his email address grantingheartdesiresspell@gmail.com to contact him if you need his help

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  110. I was crushed when my lover of three years left to be with another woman. I
    cried and sobbed every day, until it got so bad that I reached out to the
    Internet for help.And i saw a testimony of a spell caster who help a girl
    called michelle and i said let me give it a try so i contact him for help
    and he cast a love spell for me which i use in getting my love back and now
    i am a happy woman.For what you have done for me,i will not stop to share
    your goodness to people out there for the good work you are doing.I hope
    God blesses you as much as you have help me to get my Love back,visit him
    on lalapumena@gmail.com or kindly contact him on his mobile number +23458270343 is the only answer to your problemS
    EMILIANO BABARAH_USA

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  111. My name is Roland monica from Houston,taxes.i never believed in love spells or magic until i met this spell caster once. when i went to Africa in June 28th 2013 this year on a business summit. i ment a man called DR omoba. He is powerful he could help you cast a spells to bring back my love’s gone,misbehaving lover looking for some one to love you, bring back lost money and magic money spell or spell for a good job.i’m now happy & a living testimony cos the man i had wanted to marry left me 3 weeks before our wedding and my life was upside down cos our relationship has been on for 2 years… i really loved him, but his mother was against me and he had no good paying job. so when i met this spell caster, i told him what happened and explained the situation of things to him..at first i was undecided,skeptical and doubtful, but i just gave it a try. and in 6 days when i returned to taxes, my boyfriend (is now my husband ) he called me by himself and came to me apologizing that everything had been settled with his mom and family and he got a new job interview so we should get married..i didn’t believe it cos the spell caster only asked for my name and my boyfriends name and all i wanted him to do… well we are happily married now and we are expecting our little kid,and my husband also got a new job and our lives became much better. in case anyone needs the spell caster for some help, email address: dromobaspellhome@gmail.com

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  112. Ask Caylen ,that ugly midget knows how to act like a nut job.:)

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  113. I simply inform them I want to be removed and that if I receive another call from them I will contact the attorney general. No more calls. It is illegal for them to call after you request to be removed.

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  114. Caylen looks like the penguin from batman!!!!!!!!! Suck on that CAYLEN!!

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  115. Hello i want to share my testimony on how i married for the pass 12yrs
    without even conceiving a baby and i have done all the medical check
    up and the doctors said am okay yet i was still unable to conceive
    until one faith days i was on the internet doing some research and i
    saw a testimony share by someone on how a man call Dr.amine help
    her to get conceive a baby after casting a pregnancy for her and i
    have no option than to also contact this man on this same email which
    is aminespelltemple@yahoo.com and to my greatest surprise after he
    has cast the spell for me and he told me told have sex with my husband
    and i did as he instructed me and to God be the glory at the end of
    the month i miss my period and i want for hospital for check up again
    and the doctor said am two weeks pregnant and i was so surprise and
    all this came through with the help of Dr amine once again contact
    him aminespelltemple@yahoo.com because he just save my marriage
    and i know many of you are out there with the same problem don't
    hesitate to contact him now\



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  116. Caylen Renee has a permanent
    Bitch face!!!!!!
    Hey, Caylen did it hurt your back when u kiss your own ass!!!!

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  117. HI My Name is Daniel Caro , I wish to share my testimonies with the general public about what this man called dr okoro f( okorospell@gmail.com has just done for me , this man has just brought back my lost family to me with his great spell, I was married to this man called James we were together for a long time and we loved our self’s but when I was unable to give he a child for 2 years he left me and told me he can’t continue anymore then I was now looking for ways to get he back until a friend of mine told me about this man and gave his contact email ) then you wont believe this when I contacted this man on my problems he prepared this spell cast and bring my lost husband back and after a month I miss my month and go for a test and the result stated am pregnant am happy today am a mother a baby girl, thank you once again the great okoro for what you have done for me, if you are out there passing through this same kind of problems you can contact he today on his mail (okorospell@gmail.com

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  118. My name is Mr Frank Silver,I live in Mexico,and I’m happily married with a lovely wife and three children. I had a very big problem with my wife few months ago,to the extent that she even packed her things away from me and my kids for almost 5 months,and i tried all my possible best and effort to bring her back,but all to no avail.I discussed it with a very good friend of mine,and he gave me an advice concerning a spell caster,and i quote.“There’s someone who can handle your situation,he’s always ready and able to do anything related to spell casting,i will like you to contact him with his email,which is as follows.”sango Great Oracle Temple Solution”. I never believed in spell casting,but he convinced me and i had no choice than to follow his advice,because i never dream of loosing my lovely wife.And that’s how i contacted him with his email address,and i discussed with him and so surprisingly,he told me that I’ll get my wife back a day after.so i never believed,until when i got home,the next day,my wife called me to inform me that she was coming back…..So amazing!! That’s how i got my wife back through spell casting and our relationship was now stronger than how it was before.One of the price i was asked to pay was to tell it to people around me that problems like this,can always be solved by “sango Great Oracle Temple Solution”. So! my advice for you out there is to visit this same website,and tell him your problems too,if you are in any condition related to love issue or getting your ex back,to have a happy family.THANKS.... HIS EMAIL ADDRESS IS :sangospelltemple23@gmail.com. CONTACT HIM TODAY VIA THIS EMAIL ADDRESS:sangospelltemple23@gmail.com AS HIS POWERS ARE SO STRONG AND VERY EFFECTIVE AND HAS NO BAD EFFECT INSTEAD IT HAVE A VERY GOOD RESULT AFTER CASTING THE SPELL.

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  119. BE CAREFUL HERE NOBODY CAN HELP YOU HERE OR EVEN SUGGEST HOW YOU CAN GET YOUR EX OR LOVE BACK,ANY TESTIMONIES OF MOST SPELL CASTER HERE MUST BE IGNORE.BECAUSE MOST OF THEM ARE SCAM I MEAN REAL SCAM WHICH I WAS A VICTIM AND I GOT RIPPED OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS BECAUSE I WAS SO ANXIOUS TO GET MY WIFE BACK AFTER SHE LEFT ME FOR OVER 2 YEARS WITH MY 7 YEARS OLD SON JERRY,I HAVE APPLIED TO 7 DIFFERENT SPELL CASTER HERE AND ALL TO NO AVAIL THEY ALL ASK FOR SAME THING SEND YOUR NAME YOUR EX NAME ADDRESS AND PICTURE PHONE NUMBER ETC WHICH I DID OVER AND OVER AGAIN AND MOST OF THEM WERE FROM WEST AFRICA UNTIL ISAW A POST ABOUT MAMA ANITA SPELL AND I DECIDED TO GAVE HER MY LAST TRAIL.SHE ASK ME FOUR THINGS MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND $180 AND SAID MY EX WILL COME BACK IN 24HOURS, I HAVE PAID OVER $3000 ON SPELL CASTING AND COURIER AND NOTHING HAVE WORK FOR ME AFTER 3 DAYS I WAS THINKING ABOUT HOW MUCH I HAVE LOST SO FAR SO I SAID LET ME GIVE HER A TRY SO I CALLED HER AGAIN AND SEND MY REAL NAME,MY EX AND MY EX MOTHER NAME AND THE $180 BECAUSE I SWEAR IT WAS MY LAST TRY SO I WAS WAITING AS SHE TOLD ME TO WAIT TILL NEXT DAY AND I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT BECAUSE I REALLY LOVE MY WIFE AND WANT HER BACK AT 9PM THAT DAY I SAW MY WIFE ON LINE ON FACE BOOK AND SHE SAID HI AT FIRST I WAS SHOCK BECAUSE SHE NEVER TALK WITH ME FOR THE PAST A YEAR AND 9 MONTH NOW I DID NOT REPLY AGAIN SHE SAID ARE YOU THERE? I QUICKLY REPLY YES AND SHE SAID CAN WE SEE TOMORROW I SAID YES AND SHE WENT OFF-LINE I WAS CONFUSED I TRY TO CHAT HER AGAIN BUT SHE WAS NO MORE ON LINE I COULD NOT SLEEP THAT NIGHT AS I WAS WONDERING WHAT SHE IS GOING TO SAY, BY 7.AM THE NEXT MORNING SHE GAVE ME A MISS CALL I DECIDED NOT TO CALL BACK AS I WAS STILL ON SHOCK AGAIN SHE CALL AND I PICK SHE SAID CAN WE SEE AFTER WORK TODAY I SAID YES SO SHE END THE CALL IMMEDIATELY I GOT OFF WORK SHE CALL ME AND WE MEET AND NOW WE ARE BACK AGAIN I CALL MAMA ANITA THE NEXT DAY THANKING HER FOR WHAT SHE HAS DONE IN FACT I STILL CALL HER AND THANK HER AS MY LIFE WAS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT MY WIFE PLEASE BE CAREFUL HERE I HAVE BEEN SCAM THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS IF YOU WANT A TRUE LOVE SPELL THEN CONTACT MAMA ANITA (mama.anitatruelovespell@gmail.com)

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  120. One of my brother's former coworkers kept getting calls while at home during their dinner hour. So he got a telemarketer's home number, name and dinner hour time and all of the coworkers took turns calling during break time.

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  121. Hello my name is JOHN,I know a great spell caster who helped me when I
    had problem with my wife if you need a right place to solve your
    problems contact DR WISEMANREVEALSPELL is the right choice. he is a great
    man that have been casting spells with years of experience. he cast spells
    for different purposes like.

    Contact. WISEMANREVEALSPELL@GMAIL.COM

    (1) If you want your ex back.
    (2) if you always have bad dreams.
    (3) You want to be promoted in your office.
    (4) You want women/men to run after you.
    (5) If you want a child.
    (6) You want to be rich.
    (7) You want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.
    (8) If you need financial assistance.
    (9) Herbal care.

    Contact . WISE on:wisemanrevealspell@gmail.com

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  122. Hello
    I am ROBERTSON ANGELIA from CALIFORNIA, When I eventually found testimonies about this spell caster DR.IYAYI, how he helped many people to get their lovers and broken homes back, i contacted him through his email address driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com because I was absolutely desperate to get my husband back. Life without my husband was a real mess for me and my two kids. i wanted a dramatic change and I thought magic could be the solution. After discussing the resolution with DR. IYAYIr, he gave me hope that he will restore my marriage. I felt confident that he will actually make my husband to return home and he did! It’s fantastic what this great spellcaster have done for me, his help is priceless! I don't know what I would have done without DR. IYAYI, DR. IYAYI does his job so well he is organized and highly functional, i believe he is the best spell caster i can count on when it comes to all kinds of spell, I was floored that his spells worked, if you need help, contact him via email: driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com, or contact him through his website address: http://driyayilovespellhome.webs.com
    OR YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM THROUGH HIS MOBILE: +2347032617285 and i assure you things will turn around for you....

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  123. Hello
    I am ROBERTSON ANGELIA from CALIFORNIA, When I eventually found testimonies about this spell caster DR.IYAYI, how he helped many people to get their lovers and broken homes back, i contacted him through his email address driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com because I was absolutely desperate to get my husband back. Life without my husband was a real mess for me and my two kids. i wanted a dramatic change and I thought magic could be the solution. After discussing the resolution with DR. IYAYIr, he gave me hope that he will restore my marriage. I felt confident that he will actually make my husband to return home and he did! It’s fantastic what this great spellcaster have done for me, his help is priceless! I don't know what I would have done without DR. IYAYI, DR. IYAYI does his job so well he is organized and highly functional, i believe he is the best spell caster i can count on when it comes to all kinds of spell, I was floored that his spells worked, if you need help, contact him via email: driyayilovespellhome@gmail.com, or contact him through his website address: http://driyayilovespellhome.webs.com
    OR YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT HIM THROUGH HIS MOBILE: +2347032617285 and i assure you things will turn around for you....

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  124. Thanks once again the great Dr samura I am samata lewis I want to
    share my testimony to every one here about what this great man did for
    me I was married for more than six years know child with this, my
    heart has been trouble so I don’t know what to do. And I have gone
    from one place to another still I did not found the solution of my
    problem on till one day in my office when a friend of mine came for a
    visit so I have been hiding this for every body not to share this
    problem to any one so when I see the situation on ground now my
    husband is about getting another woman, I try my best to share this
    with a friend so she advise me to contact this great man for a spell
    cast so I was not my self of telling her my problem so I ask her what
    we it take me? She said it we not take much time just three days it we
    be done then I look up and down were we I start from now? She insist
    for me to try him then I ask her for his contact she gave me his number
    and his email address his number +2348103508204 and here is the email
    SAMURATELLERSPELL100@YAHOO.COM so I called him first before I email
    him to know if his is the write person so he cast the spell and am so
    happy with my husband with two kids with this, the man is great and
    his spell casting is real thanks to my friend may God almighty bless
    you all from samata lewis

    http://samuratellerspell.webs.com

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  125. SIMMONS FLORA
    Today has being the most happiest day of my life after 1 year of sadness and sorrow without being with the one i love, i tried all my possible best to make sure i make my lover happy but it never seems to work out well it was like am doing everything in vain but all thanks to Dr OSAUYI for coming to change all my worries and sadness to Joy. i knew the great man when i read some wonderful reviews about Dr OSAUYI how he has helped a lots of people on there relationship problem i was reading a magazine which then i saw great testimonies as well which then i decided not to waste time because i have missed my lover so much i decided to contact him and share all my problem with him which then he told me not to worry that he assures me that within 48 hours everything would be sorted out i believed Dr OSAUYI so much because i believe he can't fail me but truly Dr OSAUYI never failed me a man that stand on his worlds is really a man,my husband who left me for good a year plus replied my text and returned my calls and asked me to please forgive him i was so happy am so grateful to Dr OSAUYI for what he has done for me if you are there pass the same problem or any kinds of problem just contact the great man on OSAUYILOVESPELL@YAHOO.COM call his mobile number +2347064294395.

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  126. This is Dr baluta the witch doctor from Africa, i am a strong powerful witch doctor who helps people, i and my son called uge are very serious to help those that has been scam and those that seek help in this wonderful world. So today Have you ever think of bringing back your ex or husband back to you immediately. Have it ever occur to you that DR baluta TEMPLE is the best and powerful spiritualist who can help you bring your relationship back to a standard view, if actually you so much believe on bringing back your husband or lover, please you are advice to get back to the only helper and solution to your needs at my temple mail now with your problem at balutaspelltemple@gmail.com i am helping to fixed problems on: 1. Gettings your lover or husband back 2. Spiritual bulletproof 3. Training 4. Money spell 5. Long life spell 6. Prosperity spell 7. Protection spell 8. Get a job spell 9. Becoming a manager spell 10. Get a huge loan without paying any fee spell 11. Getting your scam money back 12. Child spell 13. Pregnancy spell 14. Freedom spell 15. Love spell 16, vanishing spell 17. Invisible human spell 18. Sucess or pass spell 19. Marriage spell 20. Avenging spell 21. Popularity spell 22. Killing spell 23. Cancer spell 24. Supernatural power spell 25. Madness spell 26. Free house loan spell 27. Production spell of films and movie 28. Hiv/aids spell 29. Tubercolosis spell 30. Loose weight and body spell contact me of any of these today at: balutaspelltemple@gmail.com welcome i await your urgent response balutaspelltemple@gmail.com

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  127. my name is JULIE MATTIE. When i read a testimony online on how dr.drust the great and most powerful spell caster online of great ultimate temple, i was wondering how can this be true, Because many has failed me in the past without any result from them. I just let the post pass by and move on the forum. To my notice under again, Some person posted and said tested and trusted spell caster. After reading through the mail it was this same dr.trust she was talking about. So i have no other option than to really check up how he works.I was totally devastated when my beloved lover left me. It was like my entire world vanishing into sorrow and pain. I know it sounds weird but out of all the spell casters I contacted, he was the only one to give me that impression of being so true and trustful. More than his words,He brought my lover back and he made all my wishes come true. He is now loyal, pays attention to me, he offers me flowers every Sunday, and we often go out at the cinema and the restaurant. I will be forever thankful for turning my life from hell to heaven! i believe who need help should get to him for help. May God continue to use you to save broken relationship. (ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com tel:+2348156885231) to get the problem solve, Because there is no spell caster online like him. his website: http://ultimatespellcast-net.webs.com

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  128. I will love to share my testimony to all the people in this site because i never thought i will have my girlfriend back and she means so much to me..The girl i want to get marry to left me four weeks to our wedding for another man..,When i called her she never picked my calls, She deleted me on her facebook and she changed her facebook status from married to Single…when i went to her to her place of work she never want to see me..I was confuse as a result of this because i cant get myself anymore, my life was upside down and everything did not go smooth with my life…I tried all i could do to have her back to all did not work out until i came across a spiritual man when i was browsing online.. I told him my problem and all have passed through in getting her back…he told me he gonna help me… he said he will cast a spell for me and i will see the results in the next couple of hours… My girlfriend called me at exactly 12:35pm on Thursday and apologies for all she had done ..she said,she never knew what she’s doing and her sudden behavior was not intentional and she promised not to do that again.it was like am dreaming when i heard that from her and when we ended the call,i called the man and told him my wife called and he said i haven’t seen anything yet… My life is back into shape,i have my girlfriend back and we are happily married now with kids and i have my job back too.This man is really powerful..if we have up to 20 people like him in the world,the world would have been a better place..he has also helped many of my friends to solve many problems and they are all happy now..Am posting this to this site for anybody that is interested in meeting the man for help.you can mail him to agumaguspelltemple@gmail.com hope he helped u out too..good luck

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  129. MY NAME IS DANNY RUBEN, I AM FROM THE CANADA. I HAVE BEEN LIVING COMFORTABLY SINCE BIRTH UNTIL LAST YEAR WEN I COLLAPSED AND WAS RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL. IT WAS THERE THAT I WAS DIAGNOSED OF CANCER OF THE LUNGS. WEN I GOT TO KNOW, I THOUGHT IT WAS THE END OF THE WORLD FOR ME. HOWEVER, I TRIED DIFFERENT HOSPITALS AND SPECIALISTS, BUT ALL TO NO AVAIL. IT WAS THEN I DECIDED TO TRY BLACK MAGIC; I CAME ACROSS DIFFERENT SPELL CASTERS WHO DUPED ME OF HUGH AMOUNT OF DOLLARS. I WAS PLANNING TO GIVE UP ON BLACK MAGIC BUT A FRIEND OF MINE CAME VISITING FROM UNITED STATES AND TOLD ME OF DR CHARLES. HE TOLD ME OF HOW DR CHARLES DELIVERED HIM FROM HIV BY JUST SENDING HIM A CHARM. SO I CONTACTED DR CHARLES AND HE SENT ME A CHARM WHICH CURED ME COMPLETELY FROM THE DEADLY DISEASE; I AM NOW BACK TO MY PERFECT SHAPE. YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT DR CHARLES FOR YOUR PROBLEMS SUCH AS GETTING BACK YOUR SPOUSE, DELIVERANCE FROM ALL SORT OF DISEASES ETC ON (hivspelltemple@gmail.com

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  130. Hello every body
    My name is Jessica Ruiz from Florida I have to give this miraculous testimony, which is so unbelievable until now. I had a problem with my Ex husband 2years ago, which lead to our break up. when he broke up with me, I was not my self again, i felt so empty inside me, my love and financial situation became worst, until a close friend of mine Lucy told me about a spell caster who helped her in the same problem too his name is prophet ekpen . I email prophet ekpen of prophetekpen@gmail.com"> prophetekpen@gmail.com the spell caster and i told him my problem and i did what he asked of me, to cut the long story short. Before i knew what was happening my husband gave me a call and told me that he was coming back to me in just 2days and was so happy to have him back to me. We have two kids together and we are happy with ourselves. Thanks to prophet ekpen for saving my relationship and for also saving others own too. continue your good work, If you are interested to contact him and testify this blessings like me, the great spell caster email address is: prophetekpen@gmail.com"> prophetekpen@gmail.com you are the best among all the spell caster online I hope you see my testimonies and also pray for my family too

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  131. I have come in my own little way to say thank you to Dr.Zabaza for a highly taking out time to solve my relationship problem. Though his services was not free but i was totally satisfied by the job he did because through his help my lover who has abandoned me for over 45 days finally see reasons to come back to me. After gotten this wonderful result i decided to appreciation Dr.Zabaza by writing down his contact details: zabaza.logan@yahoo.com Or call mobile on +2348182620374 By contacting Dr.Zabaza you will not only be getting your lover instead she will be back to you with so much love and care


    CHARLES

    FROM ARIZONA PHOENIX (USA)

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  132. my ex-boyfriend dumped me 8 months ago after I caught him of having an affair with someone else and insulting him. I want him back in my life but he refuse to have any contact with me. I was so confuse and don't know what to do, so I visited the INTERNET for help and I saw a testimony on how a spell caster help them to get their ex back so I contact the spell caster and explain my problems to him.. he cast a spell for me and assure me of 24hr that my ex will return to me and to my greatest surprise the third day my peter came knocking on my door and beg for forgiveness. I am so happy that my love is back again and not only that, we are about to get married. Once again thank you Doctorherryson@yahoo.com, you are truly talented and gifted contact his email: Doctorherryson@yahoo.com

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  133. THANKS TO GREAT DR BELLO FOR SOLVING MY PROBLEMS HIS EMAIL IS (drbellospellcaster@gmail.com

    my name is TINA DAVID ,i was married to my husband for 5 years we were living happily together for this years and not until he traveled to UK for a business trip where he met this girl and since then he hate me and the kids and love her only. so when my husband came back from the trip he said he does not want to see me and my kids again so he drove us out of the house and he was now going to UK to see that other woman. so i and my kids were now so frustrated and i was just staying with my mum and i was not be treating good because my mother got married to another man after my father death so the man she got married to was not treating her well, i and my kids were so confuse and i was searching for a way to get my husband back home because i love and cherish him so much,so one day as i was browsing on my computer i saw a testimony about this spell caster DR BELLO, testimonies shared on the internet by a lady and it impress me so much i also think of give it a try. At first i was scared but when i think of what me and my kids are passing through so i contacted him and he told me to stay calm for just 24 hours that my husband shall come back to me and to my best surprise i received a call from my husband on the second day asking after the kids and i called DR BELLO and he said your problems are solved my child. so this was how i get my family back after a long stress of brake up by an evil lady so with all this help from DR BELLO, i want you all on this forum to join me to say a huge thanks to DR BELLO and i will also advice for any one in such or similar problems or any kind of problems should also contact him his email is )(drbellospellcaster@gmail.com) he is the solution to all your problems and predicaments in life. once again his email address is (drbellospellcaster@gmail.com)

    HE IS SPECIALIZE IN THE THE FOLLOWING SPELL.

    (1) If you want your ex back.

    (2) if you always have bad dreams.

    (3) If you want to be promoted in your office.

    (4) If you want women/men to run after you.

    (5) If you want a child.

    (6) If you want to be rich.

    (7) If you want to tie your husband/wife to be yours forever.

    (8) If you need financial assistance.

    (9) How you been scammed and you want to recover you lost money.

    (10) if you want to stop your divorce.a

    (11) if you want to divorce your husband.

    (12) if you want your wishes to be granted.

    (13) Pregnancy spell to conceive baby

    (14) Guarantee you win the troubling court cases & divorce no matter how what stage

    (15) Stop your marriage or relationship from breaking apart.

    (16) if you have any sickness like ( H I V ), (CANCER) or any sickness.

    (17) if you need prayers for deliverance for your child or yourself.

    once again make sure you contact him if you have any problem he will help you. his email address is (drbellospellcaster@gmail.com) contact him immediately....

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  134. I really want to thank Dr Ero for saving my marriage. My husband really treat me bad and left the home for almost 1 month i was sick because of this, then i contacted eromosalelovespell@outlook.com for help, he told me that my husband is under a great spell of another woman. then he cast a spell of return back of love on him. And he came back home and ask for forgiveness and today we are happy again, i want you all who are having relationship, ex and even husband problem to contact eromosalelovespell@outlook.com or call him with +2348161850195

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  135. I am so grateful to Dr.abolo for bringing back my husband to me just within the period of 48 hours. I was living a life of a frustrated woman till i came across Dr.abolo contact details on the internet whom i then explained my situation to and he told me to calm down that he will handle everything, To be honest i never felt that things was going to work out as fast as he did, but i was surprise when my husband called me and told me that he is willing to come back to me as my husband. So what more can i say than to give thanks to Dr.abolo and at the same time i should drop Dr.abolo contact details which are via email: abolospell@hotmail.com or call +2347052534659 for urgent assistance.

    from rossy.... tanks

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  136. my name is JULIE MATTIE. When i read a testimony online on how dr.drust the great and most powerful spell caster online of great ultimate temple, i was wondering how can this be true, Because many has failed me in the past without any result from them. I just let the post pass by and move on the forum. To my notice under again, Some person posted and said tested and trusted spell caster. After reading through the mail it was this same dr.trust she was talking about. So i have no other option than to really check up how he works.I was totally devastated when my beloved lover left me. It was like my entire world vanishing into sorrow and pain. I know it sounds weird but out of all the spell casters I contacted, he was the only one to give me that impression of being so true and trustful. More than his words,He brought my lover back and he made all my wishes come true. He is now loyal, pays attention to me, he offers me flowers every Sunday, and we often go out at the cinema and the restaurant. I will be forever thankful for turning my life from hell to heaven! i believe who need help should get to him for help. May God continue to use you to save broken relationship. (ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com tel:+2348156885231) to get the problem solve, Because there is no spell caster online like him.

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  137. I never believed in love spells or magic until I saw a testimony about one woman called Tiffany on the internet testifying about how a spell caster called DR MARVEL bring back her ex husband who left her for another woman, and i decided to contact the man to give him a try. So when i contacted him he told me that he is going to bring my husband back to me that i should give him two days to do the casting of my spell which i did. I am out here to testify that what DR MARVEL did for me really work out good for me because I am really happy now with my husband because after i contacted DR MARVEL he promise to bring back my husband to me which he did. So i really don't have much to say about this man but all i have to say is that DR MARVEL is really a powerful man and could help cast spells to bring back one's gone, lost, misbehaving lover. I'm now happy and a living testimony because i am now leaving happily with my family. So if you need any of his help you can contact him via email extremespellhome@hotmail.com or extremespellhome@gmail.com. i know he can also help you because i do not have any doubt for his work. GOOD LUCK. Cassie Brain

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  138. I just want the world to get noted that Dr.Zabaza is a great and a powerful spell caster who has been able restore my relationship by helping me get rid of my lover secret lover, For the past 18 weeks i have been living a life of constant fair because i just discovered that my lover is having a secret affair with another guy and i was hoping that sooner than later she is going to call it a quit between myself and her. But right now i am proud to say that she will never call it a quit because since the very day that i contacted Dr.Zabaza through these details via mobile +2348182620374 or email at: zabaza.logan@yahoo.com to tell him my complain my lover broke up with her secret lover and she has been so faithful to me since then...

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  139. Hi everyone act there.. my name is MULLAR SHARRON i am from germany. i will never forget the help DR.TRUST render to me in my marital life. i have been married for 5 years now and my husband and i love each other very dearly and deeply. after 3 years of our marriage my husband suddenly change he was having an affair with a lady outside,i praying for divine intervention the thing became more serious.my husband just came home one day he pick up his things and left me and the kids to his mistress outside. i was confuse and i did not no what to do at first. i was searching for help in the internet, i saw so many people sharing testimony on how dr.trust help them with their relationship problem. i email him and tell him how my husband left me. And he assure me that my husband will be back home within the next 48 hours .To my greatest surprise my husband came home on his knees that i should find a place in my heart to forgive him,i was truly astonished and shocked when my husband knelt down begging for forgiveness and for me to accept him back.. I am really short of expressions, and i don't know how much to convey my appreciation to you dr. trust you are a God sent to restore broken relationship. And now i am a joyful woman.Email: (ULTIMATESPELLCAST@GMAIL.COM OR ULTIMATESPELLCAST@YAHOO.COM) tel +2348156885231

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  140. I have always have hope that my lover will return to me someday but i didn't just know the right thing to do in other for me to get her back, But just few days back during my lunch time i decided to check the internet for some tips and it was that moment that i saw a lot of reviews about Dr.Zabaza and his details which were +2348182620374 Or zabaza.logan@yahoo.com I contacted Dr.Zabaza through the details above to tell him about my problem and how badly i want my lover back, But i was so happy that just within 48 hours that i contacted Dr.Zabaza my lover who has been avoiding me for some time came back to me and begging me to give her a chance to make things right


    REESE

    FROM LONDON

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  141. I am by name Mitchelle Andres from United states, i want to use this opportunity to thank the Great DR OVIA for helping in getting my Ex husband back to me, i have been in great pains until the day i contacted DR OVIA he casted a love spell for me and told me to wait for just 12 hours that my Ex husband will call me and i did according to the instructions given to me by him and surprisingly, in 12 hours, my Ex husband really called me and started apologizing for all he had caused me. I am the happiest Woman on earth today because DR OVIA has done a wonderful deeds in my life and i will continue to share this testimony, if you would love to contact DR OVIA and if you know you are encountering same condition, visit him today by contacting him via this valid email address: droviasolutioncenter@yahoo.com or droviasolutioncenter@gmail.com or contact him through his website on http:droviasolutioncenter.webs.com or call +2348054049995
    Thanks...

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  142. I am Cindy Ivan from United Kingdom, Scotland, I did not believe in Love spell magic for i thought and believed it was not real until the day that my boyfriend left me for one Girl, I tried all my possible means to get him back to me but it all seems to be in vain, So one day i saw a testimony on the INTERNET about DR OVIA how he helped one Man to get his wife back, although i didn't believe in love spell, i contacted him because i loved my Boyfriend and i want him back, So DR OVIA performed the love spell and told me to wait for just 12 hours which i did, So surprisingly, My Boyfriend sent me an apologizing Text and he started begging me, from that day, we became together and up till now, We are in love with each other like never before.. If you need any help, You can as well contact DR OVIA on this Valid Emails ( droviasolutioncenter@gmail.com or droviasolutioncenter@yahoo.com) You can also call him on +2348054049995 or contact him directly Via His Website http://droviasolutioncenter.webs.com/
    My Regards...

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  145. I am MARIS JOS from USA,i hear how people are talking about The powerful spell caster called DR TRUST in regard of how he bring back ex lover,winning lottery,getting pregnant and getting married to their dream true lover and i also contact him to help me cast a spell in regard of my ex lover whom i love so much that left me 2yrs ago,but today my ex is back to me and we are happily married with 3kids and i am so much happy for the help i found in you DR TRUST. I and my family are very much happy and we are living large now,i am grateful and appreciate your good work of spell casting,thank you and may you leave long to help people in problems His email is Ultimatespellcast@gmail.com or ultimatespellcast@yahoo.com call +2348156885231

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