Tuesday, September 11, 2012

25 Innapropriate Things in Spongebob...

O1.) Since the town they live in is called "Bikini Bottom" it all takes place in a girls lower half.
 
O2.) That SpongeBob, Patrick and Squidward are all homosexual. For example, the clam episode when SpongBob and Patrick are mother and father to a clam.
 
O3.) Mr. Crabs is an innuendo of an STD (crabs obviously)
 
O4.) SpongeBob is an innuendo of a "sponge/maxipad"
 
O5.) Squidward is an innuendo of a sperm
 
O6.) Sandy Cheeks is an innuendo of a butt
 
O7.) The Glove World episode is an innuendo of condoms
 
O8.) The episode with the Alaskan Bull Worm (they call it "big, scary, and pink!") is an innuendo of a penis
 
-Quotes-
 
O9.) stick it in spongebob!,stick it in!
1O.)SB: Patrick, your Genius is showing.
P: Where? (covers crotch)
 
11.) We just set up a ten mile spanking machine? wanna try? (SB runs away screaming)... Squidward: Is this where the line begins?
 
12.) Spongebob:who wants to get all dirty anyways?
Sandy:Yea, and sweaty
Spongebob:but i think we both would know who would get to the top first
sandy:yea
both:hahaha, me
 
13.) Patrick: firmly grasp it. Patrick: FIRMLY GRASP IT!!
14.) Patrick: Look how BIG it is, Spongebob!
 
Spongebob: It's pretty impressive, alright.
15.) Patrick: ik now lets get naked!!
 
Spongebob: no lets save that for wen were selling real estate
 
16.) F is for friends who do stuff together U is for you and me N is anywhere and all the time here in the deep blue sea.......cmon doesent that sound like sexxx buddies
 
17.) Spongebob: Flatter the customer. Make them feel good.
(customer opens door)
Patrick: I love you...
 
18.) SB: bye squidward bye Mr. Krabs... bye squidward...
Patrick: u said bye to squidward twice....
SB: ...... I like squidward......!
 
19.) When Spongebob and Patrick raise the clam baby
@ the end:
Patrick: "Let's have another..."
 
2O.) "I'd love to Sandy, but I have to go get a hair cut!"
"Spongebob doesn't have hair, or, does he?"
 
...Puuubess
21.) Spongebob to Patrick: Hey! You got your toothpaste in my peanut butter!
 
22.) When they are selling choclate, the crazy guy starts scearming and while Patrick is on the ground he says eat sperm. no lie.
 
23.) Sb: "Other people can do it I mean look at that!"
P: Barnacle chips, there delicious.
SB: They most certianly not delicious!
P: Not the way I use em!
 
24.) How about the one where sandy is hybernating for the winter and spongebob and patrick go in her house and discover snow and patrick takes his water helmet off and he can breathe so he tells spongebob "come on take it off" then in a quiet creepy voice "no ones lookin"
 
25.) In the episode where plankton has a big medival cerimony and when the lion is chasing patrick. spongebob: he doesnt want you patrick, he wants those juicy scrumpcious sausages around your neck. lol, also someone in the crowd screams rip his sausages of!!!

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    2. Aw what the hell difference does it really make? I been watching him ever since he came in television and i never even realized this bullshit until u guys brought it up.

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  2. 90% of this is bullshit, yet they ignore the episode where Spongebob has porn on the TV, and when Gary slithers in he goes "I was just looking for the sports channel, Gary."

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    1. That is very true

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    2. It says he's 92...

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    3. And, it doesn't mention the fish with his penis out all the time.

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    4. They also forgot the episode where spingbob gives gary soup and says dont drop em" look it up it means prison rape!

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    5. What episode was that? O want too watch it.

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    6. Especially 1-7

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  3. BAHAHAHA what about the..... Krusty krab?? ;)
    :D

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  4. LOL
    SO TRUE!!!!!!!!!

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  5. every where they fail to mention that in the toy store episode SpongeBob says that he isn't wearing a tutu but a man-tu. He says, and I quote, "You can tell, because it has 'EXTRA SUPPORT!!!'" ummmm.....

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  6. Most of this doesn't even tell the whole part of some episodes. If you watch those actual episodes, you could tell it's not dirty. Gosh, people these days! With their dirty minds and such.

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    1. You're amazing :) ;)

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    2. True, this list isn't the best, but the jokes are definitely there.

      If YOU watch the actual episodes, you'd be able to see that there's a fish in spongebob that has his penis out. Google it, they drew a penis on him but you don't notice because all the other fish are smooth.

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    3. Porn,Sex, and other dirty parts are in it too.

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    4. The blue penis fish is an anchovy. You can get a good look at his pecker on "pickles". He's the guy who says, "He burnt my krabby patty."

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    5. U can see the p*n*s even better on employee of the month episode, right at the end when the brown guy yells, "Hey, free krabby patties"

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  7. Spongebob is just one of many "children's" shows where they put in subliminal messages and sexual innuendos,Disney is rife with it...what do you expect from programming produced by corperations run by Freemasons and other occultists....its a sad world we live in....now I understand why my mother hated Disney when I was growing up...remember folks a corrupt society is easier to control ):

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    1. umm... spongebob isn't on Disney channel?

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    2. Idiot. Spongebob is on Nickelodeon

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    3. Spongebob was suppose to be an adult p**n show if you didnt know.. thats why squidwards nose is like that and its called bikini bottom and why whenever mr. Krabs finds money he only bends over in front of ppl... js

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  8. This stuff is fake ,nothing about this show is bad ,clearly if u watch the episode you will see that I am correct,I've never even thought about the name bikini bottom once gosh people have horrible minds

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    1. THANK YOU!! ONE OTHER PERSON WHO THINKS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH SPONGEBOB

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    2. OK,Bikini Bottom, bottom means your butt, and you know what is bikini, is like somebody is looking at the bottom of a GIRL'S bikini, if you respond this, and tell bullsh*t, I don't give a F*CK.

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    3. Well jokes on you because the creator said he named the town after the place Bikini Atoll

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    4. Lol. Guys!
      This show was made to please the parents and the younger children. So they put "sexual jokes" into Spongebob to make the parents slightly laugh. Even though the kids still don't understand. (Assuming they're 5-8 or so. Unless their 12 year olds, then well... you know.)

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    5. Lol im 12 and wach it just for the dirty jokes

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    6. Um "you're cool"?

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    7. Bikini bottom is named after a place called bikini and bikini bottom is the bottom of bikini A REAL PLACE TO SWIM PPL- And on the episode when ppl thought that SB p**** was sticking out that was his nose so he can breathe- and when ppl thought that SB was gay he is HDAD-and the fish p**** that is sticking out that's a front fin- WOW PEOPLE HAVE DIRTY MINDS

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  9. you didnt say the one episode where spongebob is in love with a krabby patty and he's singing to it and he sings " from your pickles to your buns its not even funny"

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  10. The chum bucket is cannibal that's y no one is there

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  11. Hmmm, these seem to be taken out of context for the most part. What about the episode when SB is nominated king of karate but at crowning finds out he's been scammed into buying a timeshare and Sandy comes to save him. She must fight 3 levels of villains. The first villain is French guy in beret whose superpower is tickling... A French tickler

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  12. This is so #@$%ing retarded!!!!! I honestly think that they wouldn't make a cartoon on Nickelodeon as inappropriate as you made it seem. If you don't like Spongebob for what it is, I don't care to know you, thank you very much.

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    1. If you don't think that the episode "Gary takes a bath" with the "debloons" is a sexual joke the take the blindfold off your eyes and TELL ME HOW THAT'S NOT A SEXUAL INNUENDO

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  13. Spongebob is a great show No matter how "dirty " it seems. Kids won't catch those subliminal messages until later in life and have a whole new respect for the show

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  14. Funny do another sometime

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  15. Did anyone miss the episode when spongebob is trying to get Gary to take a bath and he sets up a treasure hunt and he gives the soap bars to Gary and says dabloons don't drop them and winks

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  16. LOL you should add the episode where spongebob and patrick are playing golf and then they lose it and then spongebob says "Patrick wheres our balls" then patrick replys " idk i was just doing what you were doing"

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  17. in the hibernation ep. Patrick said, "A vast swirling wonder land of sparkling white pleasure."

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  18. You sound really suspicous, and I mean HIGHLY. there are holes in your little rant there. Patrick doesn't say "Eat sperm." what he really says is "Please spare me!".

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  19. Ok um i agree with everything up here if it wasn't for those jokes i woundn't watch SB but if you have a dirty mind then its ok but if you don't then why even cuss this website off really have nothing better to do? some people!

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  20. um if spongebob is still around

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  21. some of these are funny some are not.
    Spongebob is a cartoon, (AKA: kids show)

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  22. Squidwards nose is an innuendo

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  23. I love SB and the innuendos make it all that much more funny. Jeez people lighten up!! A dirty mind is such a terrible thing to waste. LOL

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  24. Thw episode where spongebob turns his head into the shape of texas and says "patrick what am I now?" Patrick: "um stupid" sb: "no im texas!" Patrick: "whats the difference?!"

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  25. Theres an episode where squidward is teaching an art class and spongebob makes a picture of himself and squidward playing leap frog and says "look, im on top", then he makes another picture and says "look, now youre on top"... Also the episode where spongebob and patrick learn swear words off the dumpster behind krusty krab and start using the words and they are bleeped out with dolphin noises.

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  26. There's nothing wrong with homosexuals or having 2 dads so #2 is invalid.

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    1. Yes there is... man and woman are specifically built to have intercourse. It's like a nut and a bolt. The nut being the woman, and bolt being the guy. A bolt and a bolt don't go together, neither does a nut and a nut. And for those religious people, god made Adam and eve, not Adam and Steve!

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    2. So that means its not ok at all for a women to love a women and a man to love a man? Just because they can't make a baby together?

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    3. Just because two peoples bodies are not 'made to fit together' they cant be together? That is a real ignorant thing to say. Check yourself.

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    4. I agree because having 2 dads isn't bad. And for the ppl that said that it is they might just be sexual racist.

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  27. History teacher told me bikini bottom was the name of the place where test nukes were set off during World War two. Radioactivity gave fish human like capabilities in the place where they tested nuclear bombs? Hmmmmmmmm........

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    1. Sponge bob is co rote by a marine biologist so makes sense.

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  28. what about the dont drop the soap joke
    when gary wont take the bath and sb made it look like a chest?

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  29. OK, So nobody has picked up on plankton being a "one eyed" monster... I love the episode where he is lying between the 2 buns kissing them.

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  30. And don't forget that sponge bob lives very close to a starfish, so does that make squidward a taint? SpongeBob also loves catching 'jellies', that sounds a lot more like the contraceptive work of a sponge.

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  31. Inaproppiate or not I LOVE spongebob!! All what matters is that it's funny, right? Exactly!

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  32. I never noticed that before

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  33. What about the episode where Patrick wants to be just like squidward so he copies him all the time then makes a bubble bath for them with a rubber ducky & says hey buddy I warmed it up for ya! Creeper!!! Such a gay episode. There supposed to be adults.

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    1. What does being homosexual have to do with being an adult?

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  34. Dont forget that episode where spongebob is making a icecream sunday and needs penuts and goes to the bathroom and says "what? my penut tree is in here"

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  35. Your missed quite a lot of other jokes -_-

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  36. I still love spongedbob though;)

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  37. what about the one where squidward said, " it's that time of the month" To a red blimp

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  38. abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz bitch

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  39. First off the krusty krab is a restaurant where fish are eating fish and krab are eating other other krab and squid are eating other squid except the fish/krab/sponge/plankton\shrimp/squid can talk and there like humans so wtf basic cannibalism there and also there is some dirty jokes in spongebob I watched it when I was a little boy and still watch it some times to see if I can find any New and uncounted innuendos. But anyways the menstrual cycle one is true with plankton trying to steal the secret krabby patty formula and he uses a gaint red blimp then squidward goes to the top of the krusty krab and says to mr.krabs it's that time of the month that was intended also the fish penises we're there but that was a mistake im,pretty sure,that was a last minute editing problem, but crabs the std, as mr.krabs is wrong and I mean not right as in not correct and I'm not talking abot morally wrong and sponge as an womens pad or pads for u know is wrong same thing again wrong but in the true or false sense,the one that was true was glove world that was a joke at condoms,I mean remember the glove that shot out miniature glove candys and they were "glove" flavored common condom joke I grew up,watching spongebob as a kid all the way until, now this is all true oh also,when,spongebob is watching the sea aoname or however you spell it's ment to, be a stripper and then Gary walks,in and sponge bob got scared becase he didn't expect,Gary to,walk in,on,him changed the channel,to a,manly football game and says to Gary oh uh I was just watching the sports channel,Gary and all,these are true , oh and back to the person who,said spongebob is on nick or Nickelodeon it is but Nickelodeon is owned by
    The Disney Co so your both wrong hope this,information has been,helpful,and its all,true oh yea and I typed,on my phone so,It might look a little messy or misspelled just remember all I say is true in this article

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  40. You guys forgot (26) Uhm. Gary i was just looking for the sports channel (Sea-Urchin porn)

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  41. Anybody remember the pretty patties episode where spongebob is like "that tiny squeking noise u get when u rub two pickles together" to mr krabs

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  42. My kids will never watch pongebob again.

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  43. Re ya feeling it mr.krabs, are ya feeling it

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  44. fuck you skull kid!!!!!!

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  45. Or when spongebob invents krabby dogs and everyone wants a wiener and they have to come up with a plan to get rid if krusty dogs. So they want to make mr. Krabs wiener blow up in his face. Ahahaha.

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  46. I really doubt that Nickelodeon would take the risk of making a show have that much dirty stuff in it. With how sensitive people are these days, they would probably get hate from stupid parent groups..

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  47. this show was originally meant for adult swim but Nickelodeon bought an changed it.

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  48. Bikini Bottom is a reference to the American atomic bomb testing sight during WWII. Just thought I should clear it up.

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    1. Hmm ... that explains the creepy Gay marine life forms. They must have been mutated during the nuke testing ss.

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  49. For anyone to think Nickelodeon wouldnt have a show like Spongebob, without it being of sexual nature; DOESNT KNOW NICKELODEON. lol. Watch some of their OLDEST programming. Ren and stimpy, rocko, rugrats, the skits with the action figurines, catdog,, angry beavers...like really DO some research. Lol. I lived it, so i know first hand. Cow and chicken. Started on nifk first with ren n stimpy. And nick has NEVER been owned by disney. It is and has always been VIACOM

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  50. Oml. All of u just have dirty minds and think stuff wrong.

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  51. Who cares? Spongebob is still the best underwater sea creature ever! There's a lot of unnecessary comments in this article and it's dumb. Spongebob is still one of THE BEST cartoons I've ever watched in my entire life.

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  52. there is a lot missing, and some of this isn't true. its 10% cool though :-|

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  53. Even though there is a lot of adult jokes in it I'm still watching spongebob and all this won't stop me! I don't even pay attention to all this crap so Idc wtf they say about spongebob!!!

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  54. And what about the episode where Spongebob looses his I'd, and he was trying to recall everything he did that morning, and then Patrick calls him "Sponge Boob" ...

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  55. What about krabby patty? haha my friend and i were talking about this today ������

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  56. Da, the sponge is the gspot. It's the squirter

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  58. I just saw spongebob on tv for the first time yesterday. HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!Seriously? The name of the town is Bikini Bottom? If it was on land instead of water, they would've called it Bikini Boob, like two hills with towns on top of them!!!

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  59. The second sentence out of spongebobs mouth on the first ever episode (help wanted) was: "Look at me I'm NAKE-E-E-E-E-D! They are constantly showing scenes of the characters naked. Watch the spongebob movie which aired in 2004 where patrick flies over the Krusty Krab naked with a flagpole shoved in his crack.

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  60. Yall know why patrick wasnt worried about gettin his wallet back from manray on mermaidman barnacleboy 3? Cuz he knew there'd be a goverment check when he got home.

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  61. Manray's tickle belt is an orgasm.

    M.man and B.boy are gay.

    Sponebob engages in beastiality with his girlfriend, i mean squirrelfriend sandy.

    On i" I had an accident" patrick looks like the head stickin out of an uncircumcised penis. (Dickhead?)

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