Monday, September 10, 2012

25 Funny Things to do at McDonalds

1. Sit in a corner and pretend like you’re making out with yourself. (This works even better when 2 people are doing it separately.)
2. Pay entirely in pennies.
 
3. Tell them you require three copies of the receipt for filing reasons.
 
4. Order a shake, and tell them you want bacon with it. If they say no, complain loudly for others to hear, and scream out, "I guess you really don't wana see me smile do you, because right now I don't exactly feel like smiling in light of the extenuating circumstances!"
 
5. Ask to see the manager, then complain to him about all of life’s problems. If they don’t let you talk to the manager, walk out muttering, “You're gonna be reading about this in the papers.”
 
6. While you’re in line, jump up and down like you’re having a spazz attack and scream repeatedly, “YO QUIERO TACO BELL!”
 
7. Sell White Castle food in the restrooms. Then when people get food poisoning you can blame it on McDonald’s.
 
8. Walk in wearing a Burger King hat. (Great when 3 or 4 people do this at the same time.)
 
9. Bring in a fart machine and keep setting it off, meanwhile making comments like, “Man, I knew I shouldn’t have eaten here.”
 
10. Return your food and tell them you’re allergic to nuclear waste mixed with gasoline byproducts.
 
11. Bring in a video camera and tell them they’re live on 20/20. (You should see the looks on their faces!)
 
12. Stand on a table with a megaphone and whenever somebody complains say, “This isn’t Burger King, you can’t have it your way.”
 
13. Flood the soda fountain machine. (It’s more interesting than flooding toilets.)
 
14. Walk to the drive-thru window and order. (If you really wanna tick ‘em off, skateboard.)
 
15. Take about 30 or so straws and blow all the wrappers at people. If anyone gives you a look, act a bit too innocent.
 
16. Speak gibberish, and act confused when they try to tell you that they don’t know how to speak gibberish too.
 
17. Chuck something at one of the employees. (I bet you five bucks they chuck it back.)
 
18. Chuck Skittles, M&Ms, or other small candy back into the cooking area.
 
19. Take two bites out of your burger, then tell the employee it’s cold and ask for a new one. Then repeat. And repeat. And repeat.”
 
20. Act like a schizo while you’re ordering. (“I’ll have a cheeseburger.” “No, chicken nuggets!” “Cheeseburger!”) Slap yourself to make it look convincing.
 
21. Climb on top the Play Place. When they tell you to come down, fall off and pretend your hurt, then threaten to sue.
 
22. When it’s your turn to order, start a conversation with the employee. Ask them how was their day, etc. When someone gets ticked and calls for the manager, scram, or start a conversation with him too.
 
23. Try to stuff your coins sideways into the charity box. Then when they don’t fit, start complaining loudly about how McDonald’s is so greedy and how they’re ripping off their charities. (Act really outraged about it.)
 
24. Try to bribe an employee for cheaper food. If they give in, call the manager. (Keep any food they gave you, though.)
 
25. Walk in and go sit down in a seat, then grab the little table advertisement thingy, (you know what I'm talking about, the triangular thingy by the salt and pepper, yeah that.) Well look at it turning it over and over and then say defiantly, "I know what I'm going to order, I'm ready!" After about five minutes, scream out, "Waiter!" Then after about five more minutes get up, and stomp out of the restaurant with the advertisement thingy. Then turn arround, come back in, and throw the advertisement thingy at the cashier and yell, "Your service sucks! You just lost yourself a customer, you hear that! A customer! Your not gonna see me smile!"

23 comments:

  1. That is overly obnoxious and plain rude!! I understand jokes but most of these are crossing the line.

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    1. WAWA LITTLE B*TCH

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    2. Dude seriously? These are just freaking hilarious. You can go away if you don't like them. Your words are uncalled for.

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  2. Yeah this is just awful and uncalled for and I have a great sensor of humor.

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  3. Come on if your not going to to do it who cares its funny!! Gosh don't be haters !!

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  4. I think this is AWESOME!!!!

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  5. If you have ever worked in a fast food place you would not to any of these...bc you know what it is like to have a complete asshole do this kinda crap too you....its not funny,its childish and shows you have no regard for someone trying to make a living. Your probably some lazy teenager who doesn't have a job,oh and before you think your too good to work in a fast food place think again...your not....its hard work....also you don't wanna piss off the people that handle your food..just saying...and if you think you can do this and we will forget,changes are slim to none that we will forget.... and on your next visit you should watch yourself....

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    1. I worked at a fast food place once, when I was like 15. So first of all, I would have love for someone to come in and do any one of these. it makes the day so much better and gives you something to talk about all day. Secondly, most McDonald's workers are either teenagers, or rude people, so being rude right back to a worker who is most likely rude inside and outside of work isn't such a bad thing.

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    2. Lets just stereotype mcdonalds I work there and we would hate for you to that immature brats. Also I'm going to college while I work there yes it is hard work and obviously you didn't work there or you would have a totally different opinion

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    3. dont take things so personly

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    4. ive worked at mcdonalds for four years and im lovin it (get it :D ) and i love it when people do stuff like that because the manager makes funny remarks about the place and it makes me laugh so much becuase hes so clever but i guess he would hav to be a mcdonalds manager apart from one time when i spat in the chip fryer and he made me cry but i told him i had to get the taste of chip fat out of my mouth and i thought it was the best place for it. but getting back to my point i really miss being around those customers coz im not aloud to be them anymore for such a stupid reason so what if i like to get the first bite of their food anyway i hope i hav made my point clear and sorry about my spelling mistakes i only work at mcdolands.

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  6. I don't have the guts------------but this is awesome.

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  7. first of all i work in a fast food restaurant and if somebody pulled this id probably laugh. and I wouldn't consider fast food service hard work, if it was you would actually need a high school diploma to do it and you'd probably get paid more then minimum wage. If you think this is rude you are probably one of those people who have a stick up there ass. Lighten up, stuff like this has happen to me and i just use it as really good stories.

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  8. They even have a disclaimer on here that says it's not meant to offend anyone, lighten up people! How many customers are actually this outrageous? It's just funny to imagine!

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  9. I hope you mother work in McDonalds and some sonofabitch do this to her... that will be really awsome.............. this is stupid, maybe a kid 16 15 years write this.

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  10. haha these are hilarious!:) never know..somebody may need a good laugh when this happens:)Things like this may help some people make it through a tough day at work:)lol

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  11. Question And Answer Jokes -------

    http://hotchutkule.blogspot.in/

    Q: What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?
    A: It cracks up laughing!
    Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
    A: So he won’t be spotted.
    Q: When is a man like a dog?
    A: When he is a boxer.
    Q: A nickel, dime and quarter are on a table. The nickel and dime jump off. Why didn’t the quarter?
    A: It had more cents.
    Q: What do you call a calf after it’s six months old?
    A: Seven months old.
    Q: What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
    A: I’m stuffed!
    Q: Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fire?
    A: So that he could sleep like a log.
    Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
    A: Wet feet.
    Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
    A: Because they were in a jam!
    Q: What kind of music do most mountains like?
    A: Rock music.
    Q: What is a boxer’s favourite part of a joke?
    A: The punch line.
    Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
    A: Bugs Bunny.
    Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
    A: A pork chop.
    Q: What did the skeleton buy at the market?
    A: Spare ribs!
    Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane after a hard day at the office?
    A: “You know, it’s a jungle out there!”
    Q: Why couldn’t the girl open the jar?
    A: Because it was jammed
    Q: What kind of person likes to have friends for lunch?
    A: A cannibal.
    Q: What do you call two old tailors?
    A: An old sew-and-sew.
    Q: How would you describe a man that is doing well in the boiled sweet business?
    A: He’s a guy that’s made a mint.
    Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
    A: He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.
    Q: What did the traffic cop give to a shepherd that drove his flock through town?
    A: A ticket for making a ewe turn.
    Q: What type of women is easy?
    A: Archaeologists! They will date any old thing.
    Q: What do Spanish farmers say to their chickens?
    A: “Ole!”
    Q: What’s the definition of a male Porn Actor?
    A: A man that is a rising star.
    Q: What is a Nymphomaniac Nudists favorite song?
    A: I’m in the Nude for Love!
    Q: What did Adam call his wife on the night before Christmas?
    A: Christmas Eve
    Q: What did Rudolph say to the other reindeer before telling them a joke?
    A: “This one will sleigh you.”
    Q: What kind of water conditions does Santa for surfing?
    A: A Yuletide.
    Q: What do American right-wingers think about Joseph Stalin’s grave?
    A: It a Communist Plot!

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    http://hotchutkule.blogspot.in/

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  12. wow...i used to work at McDonalds and if someone did these it would ruin my day.

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  13. As a McDonald's employee, most of these are annoying (especially so if it's busy), but some of these are really rude and would ruin my day.

    The one about walking through the drive-thru is actually against the rules because it's unsafe. Same reason that bicycles aren't allowed through the drive through.

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  14. That's cool bro :-P

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