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#41 - Umm North America and South America?
#41 my thoughts exactly ^^
Yes they must mean America is America either way.
America is not a continent
48 is incorrect go is the shortest sentence in the English language because of the implied subject of you
A lot of these are incorrect.Including the Shakespeare inventing those words.It was the first piece of literature to have those words used, but it wasn't the first time people used those words.It had be documented before, after all.
Shakespeare did invent a lot of words and phrases that we use regularly in English. I'm not sure if those were correct, but I don't doubt that he invented them.
Isn't Obama an only child?
#8- It's the Ontario provincial flag, and we haven't had a $2 bill since 1996
I think this is a little older than Obamas presidency?
Obama has half-siblings.
#31. Elvis Aron PresleyJesse Garon PresleyJesse was Elvis' twin who died at birth. I stopped reading then. But President Obama has a sister.
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#40 Doesn't use the letter V. Last I checked that was a Very important letter.
There is also no w.
V is in "over" and w is in "brown", surely?
I actually thought this was real.....I sure hope I've never ATE a spider
#40 The word oVer has a V, and the word broWn has a W
I loved the polar bear thing that's really cool. My step-mom asked me AALLLL the time "HOW do you KNOW THAT?!?!?!?!" So now I have more stuff to make her ask that more oftdn!
10 is not true (hirple, chilver are words), 21 is not true (research says they have a memory of at least a month), 22 is not true (Mythbusters busted this myth, but it is difficult to keep both eyes open), 28 is not true, 41 is not true (North America - N, A and South America - S,A . . .it's not just America)