Tuesday, April 10, 2012

An angry wife to her husband on the phone: Where the bloody hell are you? Husband: Darling you remember that Jewellery shop where you saw the Diamond Necklace and totally fell in love with it and I didn't have money that time and said Baby it'll be yours one day?

Wife, with a smile, blushing: Yeah I remember that my love.

Husband: I'm in the Pub next to that shop.

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