Funny Tongue Twister

Try this awesome tongue twister. Say "Alpha Kenny Buddy" 10 times fast. 


Show your  friends how good you are at it!

Why do u take your wife only to night clubs?

Husband 1: Why do u take your wife only to night clubs? 


Husband 2: Buddy by the time she gets ready no other place is open !!!

Women always need a reason, season, mood, emotion, comfort etc to make love.

Men are not like that, they r very simple :


They just need a woman..:)

Wife 10 years back rejected a guy who has been drinking since then.

Wife-Look at that drunker..

Husband-Who is he??

Wife-10yrs back he proposed me n I rejected him..

Husband-OMG, he's still celebrating..

Cartoon Entrourage

Must watch TV Series its Hilarious and full of Drama :D

A hole can change your goal

A man was lost on an island, he cut a tree & decided 2 make a boat. Suddenly he saw a girl & he used the tree 4 making bed.



Moral-"A hole can change your goal" ;)

Internet is turning into a Girlfriend

Facebook wants to know- "Whats on ur mind...?"
Twitter wants to know- "What's happening. ..?"
Foursquare wants to know- "Where u are...?"
Orkut wants U- "To say something. .."
The INTERNET is turning into a Girlfriend!:)

You dont Know my friend

If u give Rs 1000 to your friend but he needs only 500rs
How much will he return u?

Student: Nothing

Teacher: u dont know maths

Student: u dont know my friends :):).

Born to Party Forced to Work

Obesity Problem

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family :(


Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family :p

Situation once you are married

‎"When u r in love....u make wonders happen...

Once married..u wonder what happened...." 

An old man was making love to a very young girl... suddenly he started shaking badly...

Girl: what happening?
Man: Either i am 'coming' or i am 'going'

Wonder What happen!!

When u are in love....u make wonders happen...

Once married..u wonder what happened..:p

Understanding Women

CUTE EXCUSE for getting late to school

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Mom dad were fighting.

Teacher: For that why are you late?

Student: one shoe was in moms hand & one in dad’s hand.

Steven Spielberg and Chinese at a bar

A Chinese walked into a bar in America one night and saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over 2 him, and asks for his autograph. :D
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says :O ,"U Chinese people bombed our Pearl harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl harbor, it was Japanese". :O
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all same." replied Spielberg.
In return ,the Chinese slaps Spielberg & says," You sank Titanic, My forefathers  were on that ship."
Shocked ,Spielberg replies, "it was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies,
"iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you r all same.":p 

You remind me of my Chinese friend Ug Lee!!

Man who swims across a swimming pool with two great White Sharks

A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 

"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool." 

So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. 

In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can and fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. 

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferrari's, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?" 

The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the person who pushed me in!" 

Whisky Is A Brilliant Invention.

One Double and you start feeling Single Again.

Positive Proof of GLobal Warming

Definition/Meaning of DND - Do Not Disturb

Happy Friendship day to all my Followers and Visitors :D

We make many friends :)
Some become Dearest
Some become Special <3
Some We Fall in Love with <3<3
Some go Abroad :(
Some change their cities :(
Some Leave us :'(
We Leave some
Some are in contact
Some are not in contact
Some don't contact because of their ego :/
We don't contact some because of our ego X_X
Wherever they are
However they are
We still remember, Love, Miss, Care about them because of the part they played, made MEMORIES in our Lives! 

Happy Friendship Day to all my followers and Visitors ... thanks for all your comments and motivation ... my blog is nothing without you guys x 

A man was traveling by bus

 Minding his own business, when a gorgeous
 woman, sitting next to him started to feed her baby.

 The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,
 "Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it 2 this nice man here"

 5 mins later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said,
 "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it 2 this nice man here"

A few min later the anxious man blurted out,
"Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!

Lipstick is Girl's Beauty

I don't Make Mistakes I date Them.

Worst reply of a proposal:

Girl: I love you!
Boy: Hmm... And tell me, whats up??

Define contraceptive pill?

It's the second best thing that a women can keep in her mouth to avoid Pregnancy :P

For years he thought he was damn good in bed,

till he found out
his girlfriend had asthma !