Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Funny Tongue Twister

Try this awesome tongue twister. Say "Alpha Kenny Buddy" 10 times fast. 

Show your  friends how good you are at it!

Monday, August 29, 2011

Thursday, August 25, 2011

Tuesday, August 23, 2011

A hole can change your goal

A man was lost on an island, he cut a tree & decided 2 make a boat. Suddenly he saw a girl & he used the tree 4 making bed.

Moral-"A hole can change your goal" ;)

Internet is turning into a Girlfriend

Facebook wants to know- "Whats on ur mind...?"
Twitter wants to know- "What's happening. ..?"
Foursquare wants to know- "Where u are...?"
Orkut wants U- "To say something. .."
The INTERNET is turning into a Girlfriend!:)

Sunday, August 21, 2011

Obesity Problem

Patient: The problem is that obesity runs in our family :(

Doctor: No, the problem is no one runs in your family :p

Friday, August 19, 2011

Monday, August 15, 2011

CUTE EXCUSE for getting late to school

Teacher: Why are you late?

Student: Mom dad were fighting.

Teacher: For that why are you late?

Student: one shoe was in moms hand & one in dad’s hand.

Steven Spielberg and Chinese at a bar

A Chinese walked into a bar in America one night and saw Steven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushed over 2 him, and asks for his autograph. :D
Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says :O ,"U Chinese people bombed our Pearl harbor, get out of here."
The astonished Chinese replied," It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl harbor, it was Japanese". :O
"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you are all same." replied Spielberg.
In return ,the Chinese slaps Spielberg & says," You sank Titanic, My forefathers  were on that ship."
Shocked ,Spielberg replies, "it was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me."
The Chinese replies,
"iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you r all same.":p

Wednesday, August 10, 2011

Man who swims across a swimming pool with two great White Sharks

A rich millionaire throws a massive party for his 50th birthday. During this party, he grabs the microphone and announces to his guests that down in the garden of his mansion he has a swimming pool with two great white sharks in it. 

"I will give anything of mine to the man who swims across that pool." 

So the party continues with no events in the pool until SUDDENLY there is a great splash and all the guests of the party run to the pool to see what has happened. 

In the pool a man is swimming as hard as he can and fins come out of the water and jaws are snapping and this guy just keeps on going. The sharks are gaining on him and this guy reaches the end and gets out of the pool, tired and soaked. 

The millionaire grabs the microphone and says, "I am a man of my word. Anything of mine I will give: my Ferrari's, my house, absolutely anything, for you are the bravest man I have ever seen. So sir what will it be?" 

The guy grabs the microphone and says, "Why don't we start with the name of the person who pushed me in!" 

Sunday, August 7, 2011

Happy Friendship day to all my Followers and Visitors :D

We make many friends :)
Some become Dearest

Some become Special <3
Some We Fall in Love with <3<3
Some go Abroad :(
Some change their cities :(
Some Leave us :'(
We Leave some
Some are in contact

Some are not in contact
Some don't contact because of their ego :/
We don't contact some because of our ego X_X
Wherever they are

However they are
We still remember, Love, Miss, Care about them because of the part they played, made MEMORIES in our Lives! 

Happy Friendship Day to all my followers and Visitors ... thanks for all your comments and motivation ... my blog is nothing without you guys x 

A man was traveling by bus

 Minding his own business, when a gorgeous
 woman, sitting next to him started to feed her baby.

 The baby wouldn't take it, so she said,
 "Come on, eat it all up or I'll give it 2 this nice man here"

 5 mins later, the baby was still not feeding, so she said,
 "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it 2 this nice man here"

A few min later the anxious man blurted out,
"Come on, kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!

Lipstick is Girl's Beauty