Tuesday, June 21, 2011

Strong Men never look down

However tiring the times may be..
Whatever situations life puts them through..
Strong Men never look down..
Unless its a cleavage........:D

Sunday, June 19, 2011

Why Indian Moms are the best?

A young Indian man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and wants to get married.

He says, "Ma, I'm going to bring over 3 women & you guess which one I'm going to marry."

The mother agrees.
Next day, he brings three beautiful women & sits with them on d couch & they chat for a while. Later, he says, "Okay Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The one on the right."


Boy: " That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did you know?"


& The mother replies

 

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" I DON'T LIKE HER "

Friday, June 17, 2011

There are 3 kind of men in world:

Some remain single & see Wonders happen,

Some have girlfriends & make Wonders happen,

Rest get married & Wonder what happened! :p.

Thursday, June 16, 2011

Paradox :

For a boy its easier to pick up 40kg girl...

But for the same boy its quiet difficult to pick up a 14.2Kg gas cylinder..

Dedication with interest matters... :)

Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Whats the secret of success?

-Right decisions

How do you make right decisions?
-Experience

How do you get experience?
-Wrong decisions

 So relax n enjoy what u do...

Tuesday, June 14, 2011

Research has proven

that a stupid can ask more questions than a genius can answer.

So its quite obvious we stand speechless in front of our - WIFE. :P

Sunday, June 12, 2011

What do guys see the first thing in a girl

Girl: What do you guys see the first thing in a girl?

Boy: Well.. It depends on whether the girl is coming or going..!!

A man gets 2 wishes from God

He asked 4 best drink & Best Woman.

Next moment he got Bisleri and Mother Teresa.

Moral of the Story : Investment matter are subject 2 market risk. Pls read the offer document carefully before investing.

Saturday, June 11, 2011

Thursday, June 9, 2011

Funny truth:

 No one is as ugly as their Voters ID and License Pic, nor as good looking as their Facebook profile pic..;)

Tuesday, June 7, 2011

Flirting is the only job

in the world that a man cannot include in his bio-data despite having years of experience and number of references... :D

Thursday, June 2, 2011

New Style Of Proposing a Girl

Boy: Can I Take Your Photo?
Gil: Why?

Boy: Just Wanted to Show My Children
That How Their Mom Looked in her Younger age!

Wednesday, June 1, 2011

Love is like Chinese products

No Guarantee!!

Little Johnny likes to gamble.

One day his dad gets a new job so his family has to move to a new city.

Johnny's daddy thinks, "I'll get a head start on Johnny's gambling."

So he calls the teacher and says, "My son Johnny will be starting your class tomorrow but he likes to gamble so you'll have to keep an eye on him."

The teacher says OK, she can handle it.

The next day Johnny walks into class and hands the teacher an apple and says, "Hi, my name is Johnny."

She says yes I know who you are.

 Johnny smiles and says, "I bet you ten dollars you've got a mole on your but."

The teacher thinks that she will break his little gambling problem so she takes him up on the bet.

 She pulls her pants down and shows him her but and there was no mole.

That afternoon, Johnny goes home and tells his dad that he lost ten dollars to the teacher and why.

 So his dad calls the teacher and says, "Johnny said that he bet you that you had a mole on your but and he lost."

The teacher says, "Yeah, and I think I broke his gambling problem."
 
Johnny's dad laughs and says, "No you didn't, he bet me a hundred dollars this morning that he'd see your but before the day was over :D