Tuesday, May 31, 2011

Difficult to understand Girls

Few day's back when she called me i was having my food....she got angry that i didn't asked her to join me..

Today when she called i was taking my bath n i asked her to join, she was angry again!!..

Difficult to understand girls..

Monday, May 30, 2011

Facebook Legal Addiction

Facebook is the only
legal thing that you
can be addicted to!

You have to check it at least twice a day or you go crazy !

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Life today has become so 'LESS' now that :

Our Telephone : Cord less


Cooking : Fire less


Food : Fat less :)


Dress : Top less  <3<3


Youth : Job less


Leaders : Shame less :(


Government : Hope less


Job : Thank less 3-|


Police : Clue less :s


Policies : Aim less :x


Labor : Effort less


Conduct : Worth less :(


Relations : Meaning less X_X


Attitude : Care less

Feelings : Heart less </3


Education : Value less


Arguments : Base less


FUTURE : Direction less


AND Still Our Expectations are : END LESS.. 

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Lazy Rules #1:

The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV...:)


Lazy rule #2: 
If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy...:p


Lazy Rule #3:
 If you spill water, it will eventually dry..

Lazy rule #4:
i'll tell you later!! =D

Lazy rule #5:
Don't charge your phone till it says 5% remaining...:p


Lazy Rule #6:
 Sw the "T&C's. Just hit Accept.


Lazy Rule #7:
If its not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn't exist...>:/=D

Lazy Rule #8:
Why make your bed when you're just gonna get back in it again...;;)


Lazy Rule #9:
If you are late, dont go...:D


lazy rule # 10:
 if you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Osama Bin Ladin called the US Navy Seals himself!

Imagine living with 3 wives in one compound and never leaving the house for 5 years - I think Osama Bin Ladin called the US Navy Seals himself! :D

Saturday, May 21, 2011

Every girl has a misconception about her first kiss with her BoyFriend

As a matter of fact,
she believes that while d kiss is on, d guy thinks in his mind,'oh my god..she's so beautiful..so vulnerable..so soft'.
However, d truth lies in d fact that he is thinking,
should i use my hands now or wait for d next time... ;)

Thursday, May 19, 2011

A woman is like Bluetooth...

You are next to her, she stays connected. You go away, she finds new devices ;)

A man, however, is like wifi... Many devices can connect to him as long as he is not secured :P

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Written On A Hotel Wall:

''Please keep the curtains closed..
Your love may be blind, but our staff is not.."

Little Johny back again:

TEACHER: IF I GAVE YOU 2 CATS, AND ANOTHER 2 CATS AND ANOTHER 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven Sir

Teacher: No, listen carefully. If I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven

Teacher: Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you 2 apples, and another 2 apples and another 2, how many will you have?

Johnny: Six.

Teacher: Good. Now if I gave you 2 cats, and another 2 cats and another 2,

how many will you have?

Johnny: Seven!!!

 Very angry Teacher: Where do you get seven from?!?!?

 Very angry Johnny: Because I have one at home!!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

The most Dangerous Alphabet?

W

coz all WORRIES start with "W" Who? Why? What? When? Which? Whom? Where? War! Wine! Whisky! Women!

Most dangerous

WIFE!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

Bangkok Tourism

Faithful husbands will go straight to Heaven and
Unfaithful will enjoy Heaven on Earth...!!!
The choice is yours."