Thursday, March 31, 2011

Do you know what I think

Michael and Larry got married in California .
They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's
house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.
In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Larry are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Larry up
yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, 'Are Michael and Larry up
yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'
He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think, I gave him my airplane glue.

Tuesday, March 22, 2011

Boyfrnd rushes home:

Pack ur bag honey,.
I've won $10 Million in a lottery.
GF:Wow! Now
London or Switzerland?
BF:Who Cares?
U jst pack ur bag &
GET LOST..

Sunday, March 20, 2011

A wife asked her husband to describe her :

He said, 'You're A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K'. She said, 'What does that mean?' He said Adorable, Beautiful, Cute, Delightful, Elegant, Foxy, Gorgeous, Hot'. She said, 'Oh that's so lovely. What about I, J, K?' He said-- I'm Just Kidding---!!!

Thursday, March 17, 2011

Tuesday, March 15, 2011

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says:

"Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started.
"Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster.

"Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ....


"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."

Sunday, March 13, 2011

God V/S Devil

''GOD: I cnt b everywer so i created MOTHER

DEVIL:I cnt b evrywer so i creatd girls.
Ha Ha

GOD: dnt laugh i hv creatd boys 2 chnge dem 2 mothers again..:)

Friday, March 11, 2011

Height of Disappointment:

A lonelly lady  realized AFTER a Long Long search on Google that.. Phillip's 21 inch was actually a TV..!!

Thursday, March 10, 2011

My x girlfriend's status on Facebook says:

Boy:My x girlfriend's status on fb says "standing on the edge of a bridge"
...

so,


i Poked her...!!!!

Tuesday, March 8, 2011

Monday, March 7, 2011

‎​Ultimate grammar lesson of the day..

"If more than one mouse is mice,
then,
more than one spouse is spice..!!";)

A dog asked a cat:

why do u guys hide when u're doing it?

Cat replied: that's because we don't want humans to copy our style, they've already copied urs

Sunday, March 6, 2011

I told her :

" I might not be rich, I have no money or villa or cars or companies like my friend Peter, but I love you and adore you.
She looked at me with tears in her eyes and hugged me like there was no tomorrow and whispered in my ears....If you love me...Introduce me to Peter !! Hahahaha

Saturday, March 5, 2011

Some forgotten laws:

1)    Law of Queue:  If you change queues, the one you
have left will start to move faster than the one you
are in now.

2)    Law of Telephone:  When you dial a wrong number,
you never get a busy tone.

3)    Law of Mechanical Repair:  After your hands
become coated with grease, your nose will begin to
itch.

4)    Law of the Workshop:  Any tool, when dropped,
will roll to the least accessible corner.

5)    Law of the Alibi:  If you tell the boss you were
late for work because you had a flat tire, the next
morning you will
have a flat tire.

6)    Bath Theorem:  When the body is immersed in
water, the telephone rings.

7)    Law of Encounters:  The probability of meeting
someone you know increases when you are with someone
you don't want to
be seen with.

8)    Law of the Result:  When you try to prove to
someone that a machine won't work, it will.

9)    Law of Biomechanics:  The severity of the itch
is inversely proportional to the reach.

10)    Theatre Rule:  People with the seats at the
furthest from the aisle arrive last.

11)    Law of Coffee:  As soon as you sit down for a
cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do
something which will
last until the coffee is cold.

12)  Law of Proposal : After u accept a proposal you
will get a better one.

Wednesday, March 2, 2011

69

Girl wanted 2do 69.
Sardar had no idea wht was 69 ol abt.
Girl explains him 2undress & lie dwn straight.
She undresses &gets on top of him in reverse.
Dey start going dwn on each other.
Sardar starts enjoying.
Suddenly girl farts.
Sardar gets bugged but says nothing.
Girl farts again.
Dis time Sardar couldnt take it.
He throws her off. Starts getting dressed.
Girl: Whats wrong?

Sardar: You must be kidding if you think I am going to take 67 more of those.