A koala was sitting on a gum tree smoking a joint when a little
lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you
doing?' The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.' So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they
enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his
mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell
into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little
lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the
crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking
a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a
drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said, 'Hey you!'
The koala looked down at him and said, 'FAAAAAAK..!!!!!duuuude... How much water did you drink!?' :p
The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds......so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them : "we have arrived"......The first man gave him money.....the second one thanked him.....but the third one....he slapped the taxi driver.....The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them must have had realized that the car dint move an inch.....so, he asked the third man : "what was that for?" the third man replied : "control your speed from next time onwards......you almost killed us... HAHA
Mad, Brain, Fool, Somebody and Nobody.
Somebody killed nobody, at the time Brain was in the bathroom, Mad called the police. Mad said: "Is this the police station ?"
Police said: "Yes, what is the matter ?"
Mad said: "Somebody killed Nobody."
Police said: "Are you Mad ?"
Mad said: "Yes, I am Mad."
Police said: "Do you have a Brain ?"
Mad said: Brain is in the bathroom."
Police said: U fool!
Mad said: No sir, Fool is reading this message...pass it on to another Fool
Ps: I was a victim too, sorry:D