Sunday, January 30, 2011

Save the TIGERS

Once there was a fight between Me and a Tiger..

I Ran away.....

Why?

Save The Tiger... Only 1411 are left !!

Otherwise u know me....;)

Wednesday, January 26, 2011

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said:

"Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of my wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?" John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside my wife."

"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come

Saturday, January 8, 2011

let's make a phone call...

Couple agreed that when ever they want to make love they  will say let's make a phone call...

1 day the man sent his son to tell the mum while  she was busy in the kitchen...

son:  mum, Dad is asking you to come so he can make a phone call...
MUM: go tel Dad am out of coverage area...

DAD: go tell your mum that if she can't come I will make the call elsewhere...

MUM : go tel your dad if he does that,I will open a call centre here.... :D

Thursday, January 6, 2011

A Tragic KARACHI Tale:

A burkha wearing girl is waiting at the bus stop .


A man on a bike asks,

'Hey Babe! wanna Lift?'


Girl: 'Dad, its ME..!'

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Most impossible question of the year !!

If you are sleeping in between a beautiful girl and a gxy , which side would you turn ur back?

Saturday, January 1, 2011

Letter from Osama to Obama!!

"After numerous rounds of 'We don't even know if
Osama is still alive', Barrack Hussein Obama has now been telling
everyone he will capture Osama Bin Laden when elected."
So, Osama himself decided to send Barrack Hussein Obama a letter in his
own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game.
Obama opened the letter and it contained a single line of coded message:
370H-SSV-0773H Obama was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Howard Dean.
Dean and the DNC and his aides had no clue either, so they sent it to
Joe Biden. Joe Biden could not solve so it was sent to the FBI and the CIA.
Eventually they asked John McCain and his Staff to look at it.
And within a minute McCain's Staff e-mailed Obama with this reply:
'Tell Obama he's holding the message upside down'