I know 9 things about you right now.

1. You are reading this.
2. You are human.
3. You can't say the letter ''P'' without separating your lips ...
4. You just attempted to do it...
6. You are laughing at yourself. See your teeth :D
7. You have a smile on your face and you skipped No.5
8. You just checked to see if there is a No.5 
9. You are still smiling
10. You'll probably Share this to see who else falls for it :P