Boy-"I wasn't that drunk.."
Friend-"Dude you were in my pool trying to find nemo!"
"you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You were arguing with yourself, over the phone n got upset wen you hung up"
"you were in my cupboard yelling, "where is narnia?"
"you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO PIKACHU!"
"you hugged a man with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
Friend-"Dude you were in my pool trying to find nemo!"
"you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You were arguing with yourself, over the phone n got upset wen you hung up"
"you were in my cupboard yelling, "where is narnia?"
"you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO PIKACHU!"
"you hugged a man with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you spent two hours trying to drown my goldfish."
ReplyDelete"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were in my closet yelling, 'where the fuck is Narnia?'"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo."
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried; DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you took my hat and muttered: Not Slytherin..."
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single..."
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you cut all of my pineapples and kept yelling: "Spongebob where are you!!"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you picked up my hamster and said, 'Go PICKUCHUE!'"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you picked up my parakeet and chucked it at my dog yelling ANGRY BIRDS!"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were trying to swim in mud and yelling 'I'm in Wonka's chocolate river!'"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up."
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you were watching power rangers screaming 'WHICH ONE'S THE STIG?!?'"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were jumping on my bed while yelling Red Bull gives you wings!"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked my mom if she was a virgin."
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, You pushed my girlfriend in the sea saying 'Be free ARIEL'!"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you threw a squirrel in my pool and yelled 'Sandy, Bikini Bottom needs you!'"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa!"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you stood in my toilet and tried to flush yourself into the ministry of magic."
"I wasn't that drunk." “Dude, you were telling ‘yo mama’ jokes to ORPHANS!”
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you fed mushrooms to a midget shouting ‘GROW MARIO GROW!’"
"I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you covered yourself in glitter and screamed, 'I’m Edward Cullen!'"
Haha the last is my favorite!
DeleteI wasnt that drunk.
DeleteDude, you put a pillow on my dog and yelled "Its a pillow, its a pet, its a Pillow Pet!"
DUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU STARED AT YOUR WIFE FOR 10 SECONDS AND YELLED "BE GONE SATAN!!!"
DUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU YELLED AT YOUR DOG "SCHOOBY DOO!!! CLEAN AFTER YOUR SH***t"
DUDE I WASN'T DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU SHOWED US YOUR SISTER'S JUSTIN BEIBER POSTER AND SAID "HE IS MY NEW BOYFRIEND".
DUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU GRABBED YOUR TWIN BROTHER BY HIS COLLAR AND YELLED "YOU ARE UGLY SON OF A B*TCH"
Hahaha goood tuyen I will update these soon on my site thanks for the share
DeleteI MADE A COUPLES MORE BUT I DONT HAVE TIME TO UPLOAD.
DeleteDUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU WAVED AT A STATE TROOPER AND YELLED "OINK, OINK, OINK"
Lol good one no worries tuyen pls upload it whenever u hv time and thanks again for sharing jokes we always need them ... Help spread the laughter world needs it.
DeleteDUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU TOOK MY HOONEY BUN, GAVE IT TO A COP AND YELLED "BAD COP, NO DONUTS"
DUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN, YOU TOOK YOUR SHOTGUN OUT AND WANTED TO GO HUNTING BUNNIES.
DID YOU ASK ME WHERE DID I GO?
YEAH AND YOU SAID THE "PLAYBOY MANSION".
UDE I WASN'T DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU WAS SO DRUNK THAT YOU SIT ON THE TV AND WATCHED THE COUCH.
HEY JO KING, I MADE A COUPLE FUNNY PHOTOS TOO BUT I DONT KNOW YOU NEED FUNNY PHOTOS OR NOT. IF YOU DO, CAN YOU TELL ME HOW TO UPLOAD UP HERE?
DeleteThat would be really great I wish we hd a platform for users to upload pics however bloggers doesn't allow that can you please send me the pics on email - joking32@gmail.com I will upload them with your reference :D
DeleteDUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN WE WERE WATCHING "HAPPY FEET" AND YOU SUDDENLY STOOD UP, DANCING LIKE CRAZY, AND YELLED.
"I LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT, YOU LIKE TO MOVE IT MOVE IT..."
and thanks to whoever posted this huge list good job done i will post this soon xx
DeleteDUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU TOOK OUT A MAP, STARED AT IT FOR AN HOUR AND FINALLY SAID.
"WHERE THE F*CK IS DORA?"
DUDE I WASN'T DRUNK.
DeleteMAN YOU PICKED UP AN ASIAN GIRL AND ASKED HER.
"YOU LOVE ME LONG TIME?"
Haha thats amazing!
DeleteThe "Im Edward Cullen" one is my favorite ever fucking hilariousXD!!!!!
DeleteDude, you locked us in your room and said "Let the Hunger games begin!".
DeleteI wasnt that drunk..... Dude, you were going through pineapples yelling "Spongebob I know your in there!"
DeleteI wasnt that drunk....Dude you grabbed a knife and told my sister to chuck fruits at you and you were yelling I AM THE FRUIT NINJA!
DeleteI wasnt that drunk....Dude you asked an asian guy with sunglasses for an autograph and i asked you why and you said HE IS FREAKING PSY! OPPA GANGNAM STYLE BRO!
im at work and everyone's wondering why im laughing myself out..lol
DeleteDude, i wasnt that drunk.
DeleteYou gave a rat steroids and took it to the court screaming i believe i can fly
Dude I wasn't that drunk
DeleteYou were watching tv and laughing
So...
The tv wasn't even on
I wasn't that drunk
DeleteDude you pick up a Spanish girl n said ''Dora give me your map to go home"
Dude, u threw a saddle on a fat chick and said this isnt my first rodeo -JMR
Deletedude you filed a restraining order against your shadow
Deletei wasnt that drunk. dude yuu got in a fist fight w my mirror cuz it was copying u
ReplyDeleteHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHHAHAHAHA OMDZZZZ THIS!
DeleteI wasn't that drunk, dude you went up to a midget with a sock saying doby your freeeee.
ReplyDeletei love it
DeleteGood one
DeleteI wasn't that drunk....
ReplyDeleteDude! You asked me to give you a ride after the party
So...?
The Party was at your place!
that was awful :)
Deletethat was gay sorry but its true!
Deletedude u suck at jokes
DeleteHahaha I second tht
Deletek
Delete... i liked it
DeleteAll he needs to do is spice it up a little:
Delete"Dude, I wasn't that drunk"
"Dude, you called your mom and asked for a ride home from the party"
"so?"
"The party was at your house... and she wasn't supposed to know"
Hahahahahahaha genius
DeleteI wasn't that drunk... Dude , you said you were Rafriki and held up his kitten
ReplyDeleteFunny
Deletei wasnt that drunk, dude you asked your mum if she has kids
ReplyDeletehahahahahah nice one (Y)
Deletedude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you picked up a mexican girl and yelled dora i need your map to get home
tht was really funny
DeleteNot Really . . .
Deleteyes it was you moron it was funny stfu
Deletedude i wasnt that drunk...
ReplyDeleteyes you were you picked up my bird and threw it at my dog yelling angry birds!
o.....
lol
DeleteDude I wasn't that drunk....
ReplyDeleteDude u walked up to a semi truck and whispered optimis prime I no ur secret
Hahahaa good one XD
DeleteDude iWuznt That Drunk...
ReplyDeleteDudee Yhu Askd Yhur GurlFrirnd If She Wuz Sinqle
Hahahahahaha Itz Mee Yini Lmfao
Delete... Do you even know how to spell?
Deletethis post gave me cancer..
DeleteYou should just die, if your retarded enough to believe that's correct spelling
Deletebro do you even english
DeleteWho gives a shit
Deleteyou know you're fucked when the responses are funnier than the post :D
DeleteEnglish do u speak it ?
Deletehey to the anon who said to diee shut your fucking mouth you little piece of shit no one deserves to die because of their grammar you imbecile calm down you should die
DeleteAnd you're a hypocrite for saying ''no-one deserves to die'' & then saying ''you should die'' at the end, so you're both just as bad as each other.
Deletetacos
ReplyDeleteLol
DeleteBest one up here!
Deletei wazent that drunk dude you destroyed my moms garden while yelling fuck farm vile
ReplyDeleteomg im dying!!!:D
Deletedude i wasnt that drunk...
DeleteDude,u went up to my goldfishes and said 'cosmo wanda i want to be superman!'
(fairly odd parents)
dude i wazent that drunk yea u where in mijers u went up to the marsh mellows saying lucky i need help
ReplyDeleteLearn to spell
DeleteMike: I wasn't that drunk...
ReplyDeleteBobby:Dude, you took out a kitchen knife, had Kelly throw fuit at you and yelled "I'm he fruit ninga"
Mike: Was I any good?
Bobby: NO...
that was so good...ha ha ha
DeleteI wasn't that drunk.
ReplyDeleteDude, you were running into a brick wall screaming, "Dobby! I'm not going to die!!!"
Only some will get this one
omg i get it
Deletelol
Deletewow this is so cool
ReplyDeletei wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you put my phone in airplane mode & threw it off my balcony
why?
you thought it was a transformer
Nice
Deletedude i wasn't that drunk you ran up to a fat guy and held a twinkie and you need energy santa
ReplyDeletein the name of the dead twinkie now i sad and hungrey now
DeleteI wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeletedude! You stood in my closet yelling "WHERE'S NARNIA!!!"
I wasn't that drunk
You stood in my firplace yelling DIAGON ALLEY
Dude I wasn't that drunk! Dud u took my platypus put a hat on it and started yellin PERRO GO DEFEAT Dr. D
ReplyDeleteperry the platypus not perro the platypus
DeleteDude I wasn't that drunk!Dude you saw a boy in a bakery and yelled 'Peeta, Katniss doesnt love you'.
ReplyDeleteniiice
Deletelol
Deletedude i wuzn't that drunk
ReplyDeletedude, you went up 2 a bald guy and sed, I thought harry allready killed you voldemort!
Dude, i wasn't that drunk.
dude, you were trying to jump into a brown dog's arm and yelled "zoinks, scooby! im scared!"
I wasn't that drunk...
ReplyDeleteDude when I tried to take the bottle away from you, you kept yelling "Swiper no swiping!"
Dude you got my cat and folded it in a pillow and started singing "It's a pillow, it's a pet! It's a pillow pet"
#i wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDUDE! u were yelling NEVER at all my justin bieber posters....
I'm more concerned to the part of you having not one, but multiple Justin Bieber posters....Lol, jk... But that was a pretty funny one .
Deletehahaha good one
DeleteI wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you went up to a semi-truck and whispered "I know your secret Optimus Prime"
dude i wasnt that drunk:
ReplyDelete"Dude you tried to eat my weiner dog."
"So"
"you said it was a hot dog"
I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude, you walked up to a little Mexican girl and screamed "Dora you whore! You're always coming out of that building with Diego yelling 'We did it!'" We get it, you did your cousin. And that naked monkey too!
Did she cry?
No, she retorted "At least I get some"
I was burned by a little Spanish chick.
Dude, she smacked you with a map and told you to get a backpack and take a hike. She totally pawned you.
Wow, that's amazing!(:
Deleteomg thats hilarious i never thought about that
DeleteOmg, that was funny
Deleteawesome!!!
Delete(:
ReplyDelete:D
DeleteI wasn't that drunk !
ReplyDeleteDude you ran up to my friend with glass and said Harry potter hurry .
So ....
My friend was black !
Lol
Deletei wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you were running around in the woods with a bow and arrow yelling im the IM THE VICOTR OF THE 74TH ANNUAL HUNGER GAMES!!!!
I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you ran away with my sock saying I'm free!
Man: I wasn't that drunk!
ReplyDeleteFriend: Dude when the cop pulled you over and asked "papers" you yelled Scissors and drove away.
Okay, that one was rather amusing
DeleteI wasnt that drunk...
ReplyDeleteDude you put a strainer over your face, started poking people with a stick saying, IM A MASTER FENCER!!!
Dude I wasnt that drunk, You lit my salamander on fire and yelled GO CHARMANDER
ReplyDeletei wasnt that drunk...
ReplyDeletedude u landed on the "have two kids" space in the game of life and you freaked out and said "IM NOT READY!!!"
nice one ;D
Delete"I wasn't that drunk" "bro you fed my cat a pop tart and said why u no shoot rainbows out your butt nioncat!!!!!"
ReplyDeleteDude I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you ran into Walmart and when the voice came on over the intercom you dropped to your knees and screamed GOD HAS SPOKEN!!
Dude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you looked at my fat tan pitbull and screamed Adventure time grow jake grow
Dude: Dude, I wasn't that drunk!
ReplyDeleteDude's friend: You were flirting with a cop!
Dude: She must have been pretty hot if i was flirting with her.
Dude's friend: It was a man. A fat cop. After that you were feeling him, and you put your hands down his shirt then he tazed you and you yelled "HARDER!!" And you shit yourself.
Dude: Who else saw it?
Dude's friend: 2.5 million people on YouTube! XD
eh.. too long
Deletemaybe, but still a good one :D
Deletedude i wasnt that drunk, i drove my self home
ReplyDeleteno you where in the passenger seat and had a paper plate and was pretending to drive
DUDE I WASN'T THAT DRUNK.
ReplyDeleteMAN YOU TOOK MY HOONEY BUN, GAVE IT TO A COP AND YELLED "BAD COP, NO DONUTS"
Thank you all for such amazing response keep sharing your jokes and spread the laughter ... We need it (:
ReplyDeletedude i wasnt so drunk....
ReplyDeletedude you took my parakeet and threw it at my piggy bank and started yelling ANGRY BIRDS!!
DUDE I WASNT THAT DRUNK
ReplyDeleteMAN YOU TRIED TO TAKE A JUICE BOX'S VIRGINITY
SO...?
WHILE SUCKING ON THE STRAW
Wow
ReplyDeletei wasnt that drunk dude you asked your mom if she was single
ReplyDeleteDude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeleteyou kicked youre wife into a well and yelled
"this is Sparta!!!!!"
Every man's dream!
DeleteDude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you had a stick in your and and u went 2 your exgirlfriends house
So?
You started screaming Avadakadavra over and over
O.O
I wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude, u jumped off my bunkbed shouting "i do believe in fairies!"
haha
DeleteHaha, this one is my favorite!
DeleteI wasn’t that drunk”… dude, you were in my kitchen slicing up all of my pineapples screaming “SPONGE BOB I KNOW YOU’RE IN THERE”
ReplyDelete“I wasn’t that drunk”… dude, you hugged a hobo with a white beard crying “Dumbledore you’re back”
“I wasn’t that drunk”… dude, you tried to squeeze yourself down a pipe because “you wanted to follow Mario to his coin stash” "I swear I was about to catch them!"
“I wasn’t that drunk” "… dude, you were inn my swiming pool trying to find Nemo.
“I wasn’t that drunk” "…dude, you jumped off of my roof naked screaming “I BELIEVE I CAN FLY”
“I wasn’t that drunk” "… dude, you ran up to some kid with glasses and asked “hey harry, where’s your scar?”
"I wasn't the drunk", " Dude you took off your pants and ran around screaming Freee Willly"
ReplyDelete"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you held up my cat in the air and started singing 'The Circle of Life!'"
"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you were in my closet looking for Narnia!"
"I wasn't that drunk!" "Dude, you tried to stop a red double decker bus by standing in front of it with a stick screaming 'YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!'"
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, I tried to take your vodka off of you & you were screaming at me, "SWIPER NO SWIPING."
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude you were just shaking a pineapple saying 'Spongebob! I know your in there!"
I wasn't that drunk.... Dude, you jump into my pool and started yelling where the f**k is nemo?
“I wasn’t that drunk”… dude, you tried to squeeze yourself down a pipe because “you wanted to follow Mario to his coin stash” "I swear I was about to catch them!".
“I wasn’t that drunk”…dude, you jumped off of my roof naked screaming “I BELIEVE I CAN FLY”
“I wasn’t that drunk”… dude, you ran up to some kid with glasses and asked “hey harry, where’s your scar?”.
"Dude, you were in my closet yelling, 'where the f*ck is Narnia?'"
"Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried; DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
"Dude, you took my hat and muttered: Not Slytherin..."
"Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single..."
"Dude you cut all of my pineapples and kept yelling: "Spongebob where are you!!"
"Dude you picked up my hamster and said, 'Go PICKUCHUE!'"
"Dude you picked up my parakeet and chucked it at my dog yelling ANGRY BIRDS!"
"Dude, you were trying to swim in mud and yelling 'I'm in Wonka's chocolate river!'"
"Dude, you were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up."
"Dude, you spent 2 hours tryna drown my goldfish!"
"Dude you were watching power rangers screaming 'WHICH ONE'S THE STIG?!?'"
"Dude, you were yelling 'Never' at my Justin Bieber posters!"
"Dude, you were jumping on my bed while yelling RedBull gives you wings!"
"Dude, you asked my mom if she was a virgin."
"DUDE! You pushed my girlfriend in the sea saying 'Be free ARIEL'!"
"Dude, you threw a squirrel in my pool and yelled 'Sandy, Bikini Bottom needs you!'"
"Dude, you kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa!"
"Dude, you stood in my toilet and tried to flush yourself into the ministry of magic."
"Dude, you said Justin Beiber wasn't gay."
"Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."
"Dude, you picked up a little Mexican girl and yelled, 'DORA I NEED YOUR MAP TO GET HOME!'"
"Dude gave a midget a mushroom and said GROW MARIO GROW!"
"Dude, you posted a 'Dude I wasn't that drunk' joke"
"I wasn't that drunk" "dude you offered to make your girlfriend a sandwich"
"I wasn't that drunk" "dude you asked your mum if she had kids"
"I wasn't that drunk" "dude you were in my wardrobe yelling 'where the f*** is Narnia'"
"I wasn't that drunk" "dude you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"I wasn't that drunk" "dude you put your hat on and started muttering 'not slytherin, not Slytherin"
"I wasn't that drunk" "dude you picked up a Mexican girl and started yelling 'Dora I need your map to go home'"
"I wasn't that drunk!"
"Dude, you handed your carkeys to a midget and said 'Vault 217!"
These are just all the one i have heard (: sorry if I repeated some of them :3
Guy: Dude, I wasn't that drunk.
ReplyDeleteFriend: You stuffed my cat into a pillow and ran around singing, "It's a pillow! It's a pet! It's a pillow pet!"
Guy: Oh......
Dude, I wasn't that drunk!
ReplyDeleteDude, you ran into a convenience store and when a staff spoke into the megaphone you scream 'GOD HAS SPOKEN!!!!'
Duce, I wasn't that drunk!
Dude, You went to a mexican and said "Can all you say is burrito, burrito, taco, taco, nacho ,nacho??"
boy: i wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeletefriend: my brother threw up and you sat there stroking him singing;
"Soft kitty,
Warm kitty,
Little ball of fur.
Happy kitty,
Sleepy kitty,
Purr, purr, purr."
for over an hour!!!!!
That's amazing:)
Deletei wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude u put a hat on my platypus tossed him out the windo n said "he weres Perry??"
when i tried to take the rum from you, u jumped is some random guys boat and spead away yelling "ITS A PIRATES LIFE FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"
I wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you put my hamster into a hamster ball and threw it a a wall saying
"Pikachu, I choose you!"
I got one:
ReplyDeleteI wasnt that drunk.
Dude, you ran up to a kid wearing glasses and said "You're a wizard, Harry."
guy: I WASNT THAT DRUNK
ReplyDeleteFRIEND: DUDE YOU TOOK THE BATTERIES OUT OF MY PHONE AND SAID" I GOT THE POWER
I wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeleteBruh, you looked at your mom and said
"It's okay, being adopted doesnt mean I wont love you, it means your real parents said F**k you and left."
Dude I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you made the Arab guy with the long ponytail sit on the crpet with you while you sang a whole new world
The funny ones are those that really happened so later I will post of few of my own from experience, example.
ReplyDeleteI was not that drunk.
You want to fall asleep on a concrete ledge half a foot wide and 6 feet off the ground.
I wasn't that drunk.
you stood on a table teaching everyone sex edu.
I wasn't that drunk.
Umm yeah, yeah you were.
dude i wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you screamed to the post man '' where the f*ck's mu letter to hoggwards!''
I wasn't that drunk!
ReplyDeleteDude, you were yelling at the mirror for copying you.
I wasn't that drunk!
ReplyDeleteDude, you cut open a pineapple to see if spongebob was inside
I wasn't that drunk!
Dude, you put your cat in a pillow and screamed its a pillow its a pet its a pillow pet!
I wasn't that drunk!
Dude, you found a squirrel and chucked it in the ocean and screamed Bikini bottom needs you sandy .
Guy 1: Dude i wasn't that drunk!
ReplyDeleteGuy 2: Dude, you stuffed my cat into a pillow case and ran around the house screaming "IT'S A PILLOW! IT'S A PET! IT'S A PILLOW PET!!!"
i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you grabbed my gecko and screamed "i know you can talk you bastard, now help me with my insurance rates!"
lol funny i was rolling on the ground you people r amazing you guys should be comideains
ReplyDeleteDude I wasn't that drunk...
ReplyDeleteMan as soon as ur mom walked in the door with her new boob job you said "hey pretty mama do I know you from somewhere!?"
Dude plzz I waznt dat drunk
ReplyDeleteMan fuck you dialed 911
they asked what was the emergency
You said "nothing I just wanted to chat"
They said the line was only for emergencies
Then you went out shot someone
Came back and said "fine i killed a somebody theres ur emergency lets talk about it"
Lol
DeleteGuy 1: dude i wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteGuy 2: dude u got in a fist fight with a mirror because it was copying you
dude1: "I wasn't that drunk"
dude2: " dude, you took my sponge from the sink and started running water over its and asking, -sponge bob? are you ok buddy ?-
man u wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude u went to a white flower outside my baby sister room and said tinker bell i know u are in there
dude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude u went to my house smack my cat and said that is what u get for killing mufasa
i wasent that drunk
ReplyDeletedudde u were watching barney
so that doesnt mean i was drunk
dude u were screaming i love u u love me barney gave me hiv it started with a kiss but u wanted more i got raped by a dinosaur whore
o i gess i was drunk
jake: i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeleteme: dude you put my hamster in its ball and threw it at a wall screaming "PICATCHU I CHOOSE YOU!!" you're lucky he's alive!
jake: Seriously?!
me: No
jake: OH THANK GOD
me: he's dead
Dude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletegirl you walked up to a hot machanic.. and said oh you can twist my bolts any day
dude you were so drunk u were telling your mama jokes to kids
ReplyDeleteso?
they were orphans
I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you took my sisters Teddy bear and started making out with it
I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you shaved your head and said you were Brittany Spears
I wasn't that drunk
Dude you went into my closet and said the passage to Narnia is un-sealed
Dude I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you took the tea pot and yelled "JEANIE I NEED MY THREE WISHES"
Dude I wasn't that drunk.
ReplyDeleteDude, you stepped on a cornflake and kept shouting: I am a cereal killer!
Oh, then I guess I was drunk.
hehe
Deletedude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you chucked a football at my fridge and said TOUCHDWON!!!
i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you ran at a brick wall looking for platform nine and three quarters!
i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you ran at a train and said you were invisible
i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude you said you could see narnia in my closet when the closet was white
I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you picked up my salamander, lit it on fire, and said "Go Charmander!"
I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDUDE when we walked into walmart and you heard the inercome come on
u fell to your ness and said God Has Spoken
I wasn't that drunk
Dude when we were at wallmart u went to the bike section
so
u got a bike started rideing it and yelled the THE BRITISH ARE COMING THE BRITISH ARE COMMING
I wasn't that drunk.
ReplyDeleteDude you locked yourself in my kitchen and when my mom tried to go in you screamed: "One does not simply walk into Mordor!"
Dude I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteYou got pulled over and the cop said anything you say will be heald against you
So?
You screamed boobs!
"Dude I wasn't that drunk",
ReplyDelete"Uhm, you came into class, sat down at your desk and tried to fasten your seat belt"
that's my favourite one! hilarious!
Delete"dude i wasnt drunk"
ReplyDelete"man you picked up my pet salamander lit it in fire and said go CHARMANDER!"
"dude i wasnt even drunk"
ReplyDelete"dude you tryed to cheeck yourself into a psycho ward!"
"i wasnt drunk . you were. and i was trying to cheeck you in!
I wasn't that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude you punched your friend that was following you because you thought he was stalking you
that wasnt funny.
Deletei wasent that drunk
ReplyDeleteDude every time i tries to take the bottle away you screamed MEOW GOES THE MUTHAF***IN MAC N' CHEESE now stay the f*** away from my baby
dude i wasnt that drunk
ReplyDeletedude when you saw a cat you ran up to it asked "you want some lasagna garfield"
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ReplyDeleteI wasn't that drunk.
ReplyDeleteDude you got a brick, and started punching it saying "where is that damn coin"
Dude but your phone in my blender and said you were trying to make apple juice!
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