Sunday, October 2, 2011

I wasn't that drunk

Boy-"I wasn't that drunk.."
Friend-"Dude you were in my pool trying to find nemo!"
"you asked your girlfriend if she was single"
"You were arguing with yourself, over the phone n got upset wen you hung up"
"you were in my cupboard yelling, "where is narnia?"
"you were throwing rocks at my cat screaming "GO PIKACHU!"
"you hugged a man with a white beard and cried DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"

27 comments:

  1. "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you spent two hours trying to drown my goldfish."
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were in my closet yelling, 'where the fuck is Narnia?'"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you were in my pool trying to find Nemo."
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you hugged a hobo with a white beard and cried; DUMBLEDORE YOU'RE BACK!"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you took my hat and muttered: Not Slytherin..."
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked your own girlfriend if she was single..."
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you cut all of my pineapples and kept yelling: "Spongebob where are you!!"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you picked up my hamster and said, 'Go PICKUCHUE!'"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you picked up my parakeet and chucked it at my dog yelling ANGRY BIRDS!"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were trying to swim in mud and yelling 'I'm in Wonka's chocolate river!'"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were arguing with yourself over the phone and got upset when you hung up."
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude you were watching power rangers screaming 'WHICH ONE'S THE STIG?!?'"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you were jumping on my bed while yelling Red Bull gives you wings!"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you asked my mom if she was a virgin."
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, You pushed my girlfriend in the sea saying 'Be free ARIEL'!"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you threw a squirrel in my pool and yelled 'Sandy, Bikini Bottom needs you!'"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you kept asking my cat why he killed Mufasa!"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you stood in my toilet and tried to flush yourself into the ministry of magic."
    "I wasn't that drunk." “Dude, you were telling ‘yo mama’ jokes to ORPHANS!”
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you fed mushrooms to a midget shouting ‘GROW MARIO GROW!’"
    "I wasn't that drunk." "Dude, you covered yourself in glitter and screamed, 'I’m Edward Cullen!'"

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  2. i wasnt that drunk. dude yuu got in a fist fight w my mirror cuz it was copying u

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  3. I wasn't that drunk, dude you went up to a midget with a sock saying doby your freeeee.

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  4. I wasn't that drunk....
    Dude! You asked me to give you a ride after the party
    So...?
    The Party was at your place!

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  5. I wasn't that drunk... Dude , you said you were Rafriki and held up his kitten

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  6. i wasnt that drunk, dude you asked your mum if she has kids

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  7. dude i wasnt that drunk
    dude you picked up a mexican girl and yelled dora i need your map to get home

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  8. dude i wasnt that drunk...
    yes you were you picked up my bird and threw it at my dog yelling angry birds!
    o.....

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  9. Dude I wasn't that drunk....
    Dude u walked up to a semi truck and whispered optimis prime I no ur secret

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  10. Dude iWuznt That Drunk...
    Dudee Yhu Askd Yhur GurlFrirnd If She Wuz Sinqle

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  11. i wazent that drunk dude you destroyed my moms garden while yelling fuck farm vile

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  12. dude i wazent that drunk yea u where in mijers u went up to the marsh mellows saying lucky i need help

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  13. Mike: I wasn't that drunk...
    Bobby:Dude, you took out a kitchen knife, had Kelly throw fuit at you and yelled "I'm he fruit ninga"
    Mike: Was I any good?
    Bobby: NO...

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  14. I wasn't that drunk.
    Dude, you were running into a brick wall screaming, "Dobby! I'm not going to die!!!"

    Only some will get this one

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  15. wow this is so cool

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  16. i wasnt that drunk
    dude you put my phone in airplane mode & threw it off my balcony
    why?
    you thought it was a transformer

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  17. dude i wasn't that drunk you ran up to a fat guy and held a twinkie and you need energy santa

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  18. I wasn't that drunk
    dude! You stood in my closet yelling "WHERE'S NARNIA!!!"
    I wasn't that drunk
    You stood in my firplace yelling DIAGON ALLEY

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  19. Dude I wasn't that drunk! Dud u took my platypus put a hat on it and started yellin PERRO GO DEFEAT Dr. D

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  20. Dude I wasn't that drunk!Dude you saw a boy in a bakery and yelled 'Peeta, Katniss doesnt love you'.

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  21. dude i wuzn't that drunk
    dude, you went up 2 a bald guy and sed, I thought harry allready killed you voldemort!

    Dude, i wasn't that drunk.
    dude, you were trying to jump into a brown dog's arm and yelled "zoinks, scooby! im scared!"

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  22. SomewhereOvertheRainbowMay 22, 2012 4:34 PM

    I wasn't that drunk...
    Dude when I tried to take the bottle away from you, you kept yelling "Swiper no swiping!"

    Dude you got my cat and folded it in a pillow and started singing "It's a pillow, it's a pet! It's a pillow pet"

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  23. #i wasn't that drunk

    DUDE! u were yelling NEVER at all my justin bieber posters....

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