Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Lazy Rules #1:

The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV...:)


Lazy rule #2: 
If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy...:p


Lazy Rule #3:
 If you spill water, it will eventually dry..

Lazy rule #4:
i'll tell you later!! =D

Lazy rule #5:
Don't charge your phone till it says 5% remaining...:p


Lazy Rule #6:
 Sw the "T&C's. Just hit Accept.


Lazy Rule #7:
If its not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn't exist...>:/=D

Lazy Rule #8:
Why make your bed when you're just gonna get back in it again...;;)


Lazy Rule #9:
If you are late, dont go...:D


lazy rule # 10:
 if you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge.

41 comments:

  1. Rule #10 - My favorite, coz' I do it often ;)

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      Q: What do you call two old tailors?
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      Q: How would you describe a man that is doing well in the boiled sweet business?
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      A: He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.
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    2. what the fuccckkk

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  2. wow cool .. . my choice . ..
    thanks for sharing

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  3. My god I didnt understand 6 of them that shows how lazy I am

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  4. I never kick a fallen ice-cube under the fridge-I let my dog have it :P

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    1. im too lazy to read all ur comments

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    2. Fuck u lazy bitches!!!
      Get out and do sumthing with ur lives!!!!!

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    3. then why are YOU here? ^^^

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    4. ikr!!! dont interact with us lazy people, husain bolt!

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  5. lazy rule # 2789364589734659087234758745687645986387587765496476587645876375

    You didnt read the complete number above.

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    1. hey,, dude blahh or human ... its ok

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  6. Lazy rule #11 No Bin nearby?
    throw an icy pole stick on the ground...... It's wood, trees are wood??

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  7. iam so lazy i do all

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  8. I'm that lazy I only read the first one and gave up... =)

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  9. bookmarking every status just because u cant be bothered to type the URL in the adress bar.. -__-

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  10. i do #2 alot ..lmao

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  11. if you can't reach it, you don't need it

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  12. You guys are some Dumb ass fagotss (:

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    1. your a dumb ass fagot!

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  13. Go rule 7! lucky u, ur on page 1

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  14. i do all of this♥

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  15. Haha 2 &'nd 8 <3 • Do them all the time •

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  16. i'm to lazy to read the rules.. xDD

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  17. love the jokes! follow @lazykidtweets on twitter :)

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  18. I always do 6 and 8

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  19. I do all of those almost every day! I am so very lazy and I love it!!:)

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  20. I do no. 4 a lot...

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  21. I watch plenty of porn so I take this seriously!

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  22. Wow... I would be too lazy to even thinking writting them down...

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  23. Thank you for your lovely feedback... Dont be lazy and Spread the Laughter :D

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  24. I do all of these things

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  25. i didnt read past #3 too lazy.

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