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Rule #10 - My favorite, coz' I do it often ;)
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what the fuccckkk
wow cool .. . my choice . .. thanks for sharing
My god I didnt understand 6 of them that shows how lazy I am
shows how stupid you are ...
I never kick a fallen ice-cube under the fridge-I let my dog have it :P
im too lazy to read all ur comments
Fuck u lazy bitches!!!Get out and do sumthing with ur lives!!!!!
then why are YOU here? ^^^
ikr!!! dont interact with us lazy people, husain bolt!
7 and 8 ♥
lazy rule # 2789364589734659087234758745687645986387587765496476587645876375You didnt read the complete number above.
no1 would stupid
hey,, dude blahh or human ... its ok
Lazy rule #11 No Bin nearby? throw an icy pole stick on the ground...... It's wood, trees are wood??
iam so lazy i do all
I'm that lazy I only read the first one and gave up... =)
then why did you comment
bookmarking every status just because u cant be bothered to type the URL in the adress bar.. -__-
i do #2 alot ..lmao
if you can't reach it, you don't need it
You guys are some Dumb ass fagotss (:
your a dumb ass fagot!
Go rule 7! lucky u, ur on page 1
i do all of this♥
Haha 2 &'nd 8 <3 • Do them all the time •
i'm to lazy to read the rules.. xDD
love the jokes! follow @lazykidtweets on twitter :)
I always do 6 and 8
I do all of those almost every day! I am so very lazy and I love it!!:)
I do no. 4 a lot...
I watch plenty of porn so I take this seriously!
Wow... I would be too lazy to even thinking writting them down...
Thank you for your lovely feedback... Dont be lazy and Spread the Laughter :D
I do all of these things
i'm too lazy to read
i didnt read past #3 too lazy.
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