Tuesday, May 24, 2011

Lazy Rules #1:

The farther away the remote is, the more you like what's already on TV...:)

Lazy rule #2: 
If you have to say something more than once, its not worth the energy...:p

Lazy Rule #3:
 If you spill water, it will eventually dry..

Lazy rule #4:
i'll tell you later!! =D

Lazy rule #5:
Don't charge your phone till it says 5% remaining...:p

Lazy Rule #6:
 Sw the "T&C's. Just hit Accept.

Lazy Rule #7:
If its not on the 1st search page on Google, it doesn't exist...>:/=D

Lazy Rule #8:
Why make your bed when you're just gonna get back in it again...;;)

Lazy Rule #9:
If you are late, dont go...:D

lazy rule # 10:
 if you drop the ice cube, just kick it under the fridge.


  1. Rule #10 - My favorite, coz' I do it often ;)

    1. Question And Answer Jokes -------


      Q: What happens when you tell a joke to an egg?
      A: It cracks up laughing!
      Q: Why does a tiger have stripes?
      A: So he won’t be spotted.
      Q: When is a man like a dog?
      A: When he is a boxer.
      Q: A nickel, dime and quarter are on a table. The nickel and dime jump off. Why didn’t the quarter?
      A: It had more cents.
      Q: What do you call a calf after it’s six months old?
      A: Seven months old.
      Q: What did the teddy bear say after dinner?
      A: I’m stuffed!
      Q: Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fire?
      A: So that he could sleep like a log.
      Q: What do you get when you cross a stream and a brook?
      A: Wet feet.
      Q: Why were the strawberries upset?
      A: Because they were in a jam!
      Q: What kind of music do most mountains like?
      A: Rock music.
      Q: What is a boxer’s favourite part of a joke?
      A: The punch line.
      Q: What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?
      A: Bugs Bunny.
      Q: What do you call a pig that does karate?
      A: A pork chop.
      Q: What did the skeleton buy at the market?
      A: Spare ribs!
      Q: What did Tarzan say to Jane after a hard day at the office?
      A: “You know, it’s a jungle out there!”
      Q: Why couldn’t the girl open the jar?
      A: Because it was jammed
      Q: What kind of person likes to have friends for lunch?
      A: A cannibal.
      Q: What do you call two old tailors?
      A: An old sew-and-sew.
      Q: How would you describe a man that is doing well in the boiled sweet business?
      A: He’s a guy that’s made a mint.
      Q: Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?
      A: He didn’t want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket.
      Q: What did the traffic cop give to a shepherd that drove his flock through town?
      A: A ticket for making a ewe turn.
      Q: What type of women is easy?
      A: Archaeologists! They will date any old thing.
      Q: What do Spanish farmers say to their chickens?
      A: “Ole!”
      Q: What’s the definition of a male Porn Actor?
      A: A man that is a rising star.
      Q: What is a Nymphomaniac Nudists favorite song?
      A: I’m in the Nude for Love!
      Q: What did Adam call his wife on the night before Christmas?
      A: Christmas Eve
      Q: What did Rudolph say to the other reindeer before telling them a joke?
      A: “This one will sleigh you.”
      Q: What kind of water conditions does Santa for surfing?
      A: A Yuletide.
      Q: What do American right-wingers think about Joseph Stalin’s grave?
      A: It a Communist Plot!

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    2. what the fuccckkk

  2. wow cool .. . my choice . ..
    thanks for sharing

  3. My god I didnt understand 6 of them that shows how lazy I am

  4. I never kick a fallen ice-cube under the fridge-I let my dog have it :P

    1. im too lazy to read all ur comments

    2. Fuck u lazy bitches!!!
      Get out and do sumthing with ur lives!!!!!

    3. then why are YOU here? ^^^

    4. ikr!!! dont interact with us lazy people, husain bolt!

  5. lazy rule # 2789364589734659087234758745687645986387587765496476587645876375

    You didnt read the complete number above.

    1. hey,, dude blahh or human ... its ok

  6. Lazy rule #11 No Bin nearby?
    throw an icy pole stick on the ground...... It's wood, trees are wood??

  7. iam so lazy i do all

  8. I'm that lazy I only read the first one and gave up... =)

    1. then why did you comment

  9. bookmarking every status just because u cant be bothered to type the URL in the adress bar.. -__-

  10. i do #2 alot ..lmao

  11. if you can't reach it, you don't need it

  12. You guys are some Dumb ass fagotss (:

    1. your a dumb ass fagot!

  13. Go rule 7! lucky u, ur on page 1

  14. i do all of this♥

  15. Haha 2 &'nd 8 <3 • Do them all the time •

  16. i'm to lazy to read the rules.. xDD

  17. love the jokes! follow @lazykidtweets on twitter :)

  18. I always do 6 and 8

  19. I do all of those almost every day! I am so very lazy and I love it!!:)

  20. I do no. 4 a lot...

  21. I watch plenty of porn so I take this seriously!

  22. Wow... I would be too lazy to even thinking writting them down...

  23. Thank you for your lovely feedback... Dont be lazy and Spread the Laughter :D

  24. I do all of these things

  25. i didnt read past #3 too lazy.

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