Lizard turns into a Crocodile!! HAHA

A koala was sitting on a gum tree smoking a joint when a little
lizard walked past, looked up and said, 'Hey Koala! What are you
doing?'  The koala said, 'Smoking a joint, come up and have some.'  So the little lizard climbed up and sat next to the koala where they
enjoyed a few joints. After a while the little lizard said that his
mouth was 'dry' and that he was going to get a drink from the river.
The little lizard was so stoned that he leaned over too far and fell
into the river. A crocodile saw this and swam over to the little
lizard and helped him to the side. Then he asked the little lizard,
'What's the matter with you?' The little lizard explained to the
crocodile that he had been sitting with the koala in the tree, smoking
a joint, but got too stoned and fell into the river while taking a
drink. The crocodile said that he had to check this out and walked
into the rain forest, found the tree where the koala was sitting
finishing a joint. The crocodile looked up and said,  'Hey you!'
The koala looked down at him and said,  'FAAAAAAK..!!!!!duuuude...  How much water did you drink!?' :p