SUPERMAN JOke!!!

Superman was bored after all the crime fighting and wanted to go out and party 

He called Batman to ask if he wanted to go to a club and pick up some girls  ;)

Batman said Robin was ill and he had to look after him :(

Disappointed Superman called Spiderman to see if he fancied a beer *beer* ;)

Spiderman told him he had a date with Catwoman \=D/

Last resort, Superman flew over Wonderwoman's apartment to see if she was free :|

As he landed on her balcony, he saw Wonderwoman nxked on the bed with her legs open. Superman thought to himself, "I'm faster than a bullet...I could be in there, have sx and be out again before she knew what was happening" 

So Superman did his super thing in a split second and flew off happily 

Meanwhile on the bed, Wonderwoman said: "Did you hear something?" :s

"No" said the Invisible Man, but my axs hurts like hell!"