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Sunday, December 5, 2010
I am smarter then my SISTER TEACHER AND PRINCIPAL
GUYS THIS ONE IS A KILLER.....A female teacher who all the class addresses as madam was havin a problem wit a boy in her class in 3rd grade. The boy said "Madam, i shd be in 4th grade, i'm smarter than my sister and she's in 4th grade". The Madam(teacher) had heard enough of d complain and took d boy 2 d principal's office. She explained evryfng 2 d principal who decided 2 test d boy wit sum questns that a 4th grade should know. Principal: What is 3+3 Boy: 6 Principal: 6+6 Boy: 12 And so on,the principal asked d boy all questns and d boy got them right.The principal then told d Madam 2 send d boy to 4th grade. Madam decided 2 ask questns and d principal agreed. Madam: What does a cow have 4 of,that i've only 2 of Boy: Legs Madam: What is in ur pants that you've but i dnt have Boy: pockets Madam: What starts wit a C and ends wit T, is hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid Boy: Coconut Madam: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft and sticky The principal's eyes open really wide,bt b4 he could stop d answer, the boy was takin charge Boy: Bubble gum Madam: You stick ur poles inside me. You tie me down 2 get me up, I get wet b4 u do Boy: Tent The principal was lookin restless Madam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle wit me wen u're bored. The best man always has me 1st Boy: Weddin ring Madam: I come in many sizes. Wen i'm nt well, i drip. Wen u blow me,you feel gud Boy: Nose Madam: I've a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates,I come wit a quiver Boy: Arrow Madam: What starts wit 'F' and ends wit a 'K' and if u dnt get it, u've 2 use ur hand Boy: Fork Madam: What is it that all men ve,it's longer in sum men than others,the Pope doesn't use his and a man gives it 2 his wife after marriage Boy: surname Madam: What part of d man has no bone but has muscles wit a lot of veins like pumpin and is responsible 4 makin luv Boy: Heart The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said 2 d Madam 'Send the boy 2 University, I got last ten questions wrong myself