Husband and wife playin golf.
Ball goes in an unkown house.
Dey entr d hous & c a broken beer bottl & a man.
Man: I wnt 2 thank u. M a genie. I ws trapped 4 1000yrs in d bottle...
I'l gv u 1wish each, & wil keep 1 fr myslf.
Hsbnd: I wnt a billion dollars.
Wife: I wnt a house in evry country of d wrld.
Genie: Done...
Husbnd: & wts ur wish genie?
Genie: Well,since I hvnt lovd a woman in 1000yrs, my wish is 2 sleep wid ur wyf.
Husband- V'l get lot of money. I guess I dnt mind.
Wife- Event i dnt mind.
Genie tuk d wyf upstairs. Aftr 2hrs of fun genie lukd at her & asked:
Hw old is ur husbnd?
Wife: 35
Genie: Really!!! & he still believes in genies???" ;)...
Ball goes in an unkown house.
Dey entr d hous & c a broken beer bottl & a man.
Man: I wnt 2 thank u. M a genie. I ws trapped 4 1000yrs in d bottle...
I'l gv u 1wish each, & wil keep 1 fr myslf.
Hsbnd: I wnt a billion dollars.
Wife: I wnt a house in evry country of d wrld.
Genie: Done...
Husbnd: & wts ur wish genie?
Genie: Well,since I hvnt lovd a woman in 1000yrs, my wish is 2 sleep wid ur wyf.
Husband- V'l get lot of money. I guess I dnt mind.
Wife- Event i dnt mind.
Genie tuk d wyf upstairs. Aftr 2hrs of fun genie lukd at her & asked:
Hw old is ur husbnd?
Wife: 35
Genie: Really!!! & he still believes in genies???" ;)...
lol wow
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