Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Do you believe in Genies?

Husband and wife playin golf.
Ball goes in an unkown house.
Dey entr d hous & c a broken beer bottl & a man.

Man: I wnt 2 thank u. M a genie. I ws trapped 4 1000yrs in d bottle...
I'l gv u 1wish each, & wil keep 1 fr myslf.

Hsbnd: I wnt a billion dollars.

Wife: I wnt a house in evry country of d wrld.

Genie: Done...

Husbnd: & wts ur wish genie?

Genie: Well,since I hvnt lovd a woman in 1000yrs, my wish is 2 sleep wid ur wyf.

Husband- V'l get lot of money. I guess I dnt mind.

Wife- Event i dnt mind.

Genie tuk d wyf upstairs. Aftr 2hrs of fun genie lukd at her & asked:
Hw old is ur husbnd?

Wife: 35

Genie: Really!!! & he still believes in genies???" ;)...

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