Actual label on Consumer Goods!!

In case you needed proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

# On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

# On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)
# On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

# On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

# On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

# On Boot's "Children" Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(Yeah cuz kids do that all the time!)

# On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

# On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)

# On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

# On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

# On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)